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  1. So we leave the carnival about 11:00, and get off the train at the bus stop. We stop by the liquor store, and I buy some J├Ągermeister (with the picture of the stag on it), and we go back to my house to chill out

    then I found out my best friend is pregnant (no, I'm not the father), and she's keeping the baby.

    then my parents phone, they hit a deer outside of Saskatoon, fucked up the car, killed the deer.

    I'm starting to wonder if buying that J├Ągermeister was a good idea.

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    2. Insomniak


      Quast said:

      that isn't common up there?

      Yeah, but it wasn't something they realy forsaw. They had their high beams off because they were passing. the front left half of the car is fucked, I can't wait to see it (I took autobody in HS)

      But yes, the Jagermeister cursed them.

    3. Janderson


      Insomniak said:

      But yes, the Jagermeister cursed them.

      Are you sure? Think back. Was anybody drinking DrPepper?

    4. Danarchy


      At least you weren't drinking that brand of cider with the rhinoserous on the label.