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  1. ...in a polyethylene bag...

    ...Is fast and bulbous, got me?

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    2. Insomniak

      Insomniak

      i can't believe none of you picked up on the Captain Beefheart reference.

    3. fraggle

      fraggle

      Insomniak said:

      i can't believe none of you picked up on the Captain Beefheart reference.

      I did, but I ignored it. The squid eating dough quote is way too cliched.

      Too many people quote the zany quote but not enough people quote the sheer poetry that follows it

      When she wears her bolero then she begin t’ dance
      All the pachucos start withold’n hands
      When she drives her Chevy Sissy’s don’t dare t’ glance
      Yellow jackets ‘n red debbles buzzin’ round ‘er hair hive ho
      She wears her past like uh present
      Take her fancy in the past
      Her sedan skims along the floorboard
      Her two pipes hummin’ carbon cum
      Got her wheel out of uh B-29 Bomber brodey knob amber
      Spanish fringe ‘n talcum tazzles FOREVER AMBER
      She looks like an old squaw indian
      she’s 99 she won’t go down
      Avocado green ‘n alfalfa yellow adorn her t’ the ground
      Tatooes ‘n tarnished utenzles uh snow white bag full o’ tunes
      Drives uh cartune around
      Broma’ seltzer blue umbrella keeps her up off the ground
      Round red sombreros wrap ‘er high tap horsey shoes
      When she unfolds her umbrella pachucos got the blues
      Her lovin’ makes me so happy
      If I smiled I’d crack m’ chin
      Her eyes are so peaceful thinks it’s heaven she been
      Her skin is as smooth as the daisies
      In the center where the sun shines in
      Smiles as sweet as honey
      Her teeth as clean as the combs where the bees go in
      When she walks flowers surround her
      Let their nectar come in to the air around her
      She loves her love sticks out like stars
      Her lovin’ sticks out like stars

    4. stphrz

      stphrz

      Insomniak said:

      i can't believe none of you picked up on the Captain Beefheart reference.

      It used to be my signature.

      :P

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