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  1. ME!!!! lol, Anyway, whats up guys?

    1. destx

      destx

      I don't know what a republican is, but I still hate this guy.

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  2. Also known as "how to waste 7 hours of your life making a pointless image".

    1. destx

      destx

      Danarchy said:

      Invader Zim rules because it's insane and full of stuff that goes way over kids head...oh wait, I guess it is like R&S. :P

      I love how spongebob does this as well. I recall one episode with an antagonist that went by the name of 'ballz-ack' (ballsac).

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  3. Starting making a new playlist today. Usually I make playlists when I'm entering a new stage, so to speak. Looking over it all I have a ton of different mix cds. All mostly the same artists though. I need to copy the music from my desktop onto my laptop since thats usually where I make mix cds at. Would provide for more variety.

    Driven Mix
    The Game - Disturbed
    Use Your Fist and Not Your Mouth - Marilyn Manson
    Awakening - The Daming Well
    Rexall - Dave Navarro
    Forsaken - Jon Davis
    I Won't Lie Down - Face to Face
    It's On! - Korn
    Head Like a Hole (live) - Nine Inch Nails
    Fire - Scooter
    Heads Explode - Monster Magnet
    Parabola - Tool
    Vermillion, pt1 - Slipknot
    Links 2 3 4 - Rammstein
    Nazi Halo - Jack Off Jill
    Know Your Enemy - Rage Against the Machine
    Perry Mason - Ozzy Osbourne
    Resurrection - Fear Factory

    (not necissarily in that order, I still have yet to put them in a certain order)


    Personal Jesus Mix

    Personal Jesus - Marilyn Manson
    Stupify - Disturbed
    Hey Daddy - Korn
    Judith [Renholder Mix] - A Perfect Circle
    I'm Afraid of Americans - David Bowie
    The Fragile (live) - Nine Inch Nails
    Slept So Long - Jay Gordon
    Stay and Drown - Finger Eleven
    Christianity - Skinny Puppy
    Goneja - Skinny Puppy
    Mantra - Tool
    Schism - Tool
    The Noose - A Perfect Circle
    Circle - Slipknot
    The Downward Spiral - Nine Inch Nails
    Coma White (Acoustic) - Marilyn Manson
    Mad World - ??? (I need to find out the name of that guy)


    Torn Apart Mix

    Nazi Halo - Jack Off Jill
    A Perfect Circle - Judith
    Goodbye - Gravity Kills
    Ticks & Leeches - Tool
    Down With the Sickness - Disturbed
    Brutality - Urban Voodoo
    Cold - Static X
    Rev 22:20 - Puscifer
    Born Again - Marilyn Manson
    All In the Family - Korn
    Awakening - The Daming Well
    No, You Don't - Nine Inch Nails
    Swamp - Tweaker
    Linoleum - Tweaker
    Engel - Rammstein

    1. destx

      destx

      Shut up and die Mix
      Mass Strangulation - Bloodbath
      Stabwound - Necrophagist
      Mandatory Suicide - Decapitated (Slayer cover)
      Blind Bleeding The Blind - Carcass
      Disintegration - Edge of Sanity
      Slaughtered - Pantera
      Regurgitated Guts - Death
      My Ass Is On Fire - Mr. Bungle
      Indoctrination - Dimmu Borgir
      Dante's Inferno - Iced Earth
      Encysted and Dormant - Iniquity
      Perpetual healing of Infinite Pain - Martyr
      Eternal Soul Torture - Opeth

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    1. destx

      destx

      I see that kinda shit all the time on TV, it really fucks me off.

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  4. well after a month of setting traps a chipmunk was defeated by its own greed. The SOB had become so fat and had so much in its mouth that it got stuck going into its hole. He had a play date later that day with the lovable rocky, a 6 foot ball python.

    i walked out of my house and saw the SOB dive into its hole. I couln't belive it when i saw that the hide legs were stuck out and wriggling. so i grabbed them and pulled. i then asked for some pliers so i could remove him without being biten. however that too would have been impossible. the chipmunks mouth was filled with sonflower seeds and corn. it didnt even spit them out to get away. after pulling it out it tried to bite the pliers but could not turn its head. after a quick knock to the head it fell limp. even then it didnt give up its prise. so i pried it away and put him in the freezer to kill of any parasites.

    i will post pics.

    also if you remember a year ago the pics of the chickens

  5. okay before i start making smilies for people i have a question. is it okay for me to make gory smilies and post them here. they are not stupid my smilies are well done but are they allowed?

    P.S. i think they are animated gifs but i really have no idea. i just know that they are cool and that i made them from scratch

  6. it had now been 26 hours and thirty minutes since I last slept. In the interests of science I intend to make more zombies instead of sleeping.

    I will post once an hour, just so everyone knows I'm not cheating.

    You may be wondering why I am doing this. The answer is, because I can.

    I will also be cranky, so try not to do something stupid within the range of my sight and smell.

    Let the zombiethon commence!

  7. Here's something interesting. Comming to Japan, I certainly expected to become better at DDR, but expected this more on a pad than on a computer keyboard. Well, somehow the opposite happened. I passed these three songs the other day (links are to stepchart pictures...people really should check these out):

    Slipknot's Duality (I got a B on this one. 145bpm, 10-feet.)
    Marine Snow (C on this one. 296bpm, 11-feet.)
    Pistolero (The Juno Reactor song) (C on this one, too, though I've almost gotten a B. 141bpm, 10-feet.)

    Maybe I should stop playing this game...

    1. destx

      destx

      DDR and slipknot?
      What the fuck? an unholy union of two of the most retarded things on this planet.

      The Antichrist has arrived, and it is an arcade machine.

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  8. That's right, Frances and I have a date at 3:00 A.M. Sunday morning. She'll be blowing me at 140 mphs and hopefully it wont be strong enough to kill me. God damn Hurricane season!

  9. Well, school started tuesday, and... NOTHING happened yet. Apart from renting 1984 at the school library, then being traumatized by Orwell's vision of the future (Okay, maybe i'm exagerating a bit there, it only left me a bit emotionally empty. Excellent book BTW, very recommended.), not a single exciting thing has happened for now. But tomorrow we're starting the experiments in the Physics class, and you can be certain that something will go boom in the next year to come >D

    And unfortunately, i will not be available for the weekend to come. Not that anyone care anyway! Reason: i'm going to Quebec City, visiting the french part of my family! Once again, nothing really exciting will happen there, but grandma does DELICIOUS meals, so i shut up! Nope, cable doesn't get there too... Not that it does where i live :(



    As for coming out, well... I know it's really shameful for me to say this...

    *Deep breath*

    .

    ..

    ...

    I...

    LIKE...

    LINKIN PARK...

    *fall down*

  10. Figured since I hadn't posted anything on it, I would. Here's my first blog from Japan. Pics (linked, all 1024x768, about 150k each) at the bottom.

    Today we had the luncheon and welcome ceremony here. It was quite good, and the luncheon served some American-style food, so it was good to have meat, potatoes, and carrots, hehe. Cathrine, Stephanie, Jennifer, and a girl from Kentucky named Andi sat together and ate. Afterwards Andi, her friend, and I walked back to the dorms. As it turns out, they love anime and videogames. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find people here who like anime and videogames. Outside of them, it's just Brandon, really. Anyways, the other cool thing that Andi is going to stay in the dorms. All my other friends are leaving to goto homestay, so it's good to know at least someone here. She's in the dormatory nextdoor, Seminar House III.

    Anyways, after that I came back to my dorm for just a half an hour to rest. At 2:00, we met up again front of the CIE building, where we paired up 3 to 3 with Japanese students. They were going to be our tour guides for a trip to Kyoto. So it was Brandon paired up with Naomi, a girl named Karen paired up with a guy named Uchi, and I was paired up with a very cuite girl named Hiromi. We took two trains to Kyoto, where they then took us to two seperate temples there (both Buddhist). Man was it beautiful...Anyways, they then took us out to dinner. Hiromi had to go by this time, but Naomi and Uchi stayed. Naomi even paid for part of our dinner! Anyways, we then took some trains home. I think I have the train system down. I'll take pictures of it and explain it soon.

    Tomorrow is like the first day i have nothing to do. So Brandon and I are first going to hit the 99-Yen store so I can get some fingernail clippers and some better tasting tea. Then we're going to go find an arcade since there's supposed to be one fairly close to here...he's moving out of the dorms, but he's going to be VERY close to here, so we'll keep hanging out. Best way I can describe him...he's very mellow, he's a Computer Engineering major so we have stuff in common, likes anime and Japanese stuff, and he's pretty intelectual.

    The entire time we were out, I tried to use Japanese, and succeeded 3/4ths of the time. I'm surprised how well I can communicate already...and love doing so in Japanese, lol.

    Anyways, that's pretty much it for today. Here's pictures, though!

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0395.JPG
    That was at the opening ceremony this morning.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0396.JPG
    Another shot...somewhat blurred.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0397.JPG
    That was one of the streets Hiromi and I were walking down to get to Hirikata Eki. "Eki" in Japanese means train station. Train is "densha".

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0398.JPG
    This was right infront of Hirakata Eki. Kind of a cool street.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0399.JPG
    We transfered onto the Super Express line here. I don't know what station it is exactly, but the view is awesome.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0400.JPG
    Another shot while waiting for the Super Express line.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0401.JPG
    Ok, group picture. From the left you have Hiromi, me looking stupid in a way I didn't know I was, Brandon, Naomi, Karen, and Uchi. I think Naomi liked me...she blew off Brandon and then said that if I see her on campus to call her. That's also the first of the two temples we went to.

    And for the record...I think Naomi really liked me. She blew off Brandon, and said that if I ever saw her on campus to call her out and say hi. And also for the record...her and Hiromi were DAMNED cute and hawt.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0402.JPG
    That's what we were standing next to. Before you enter, you have to clense yourself by rinsing your hands and then your mouth out. You don't drink the water, but like rinse and spit into the pit surrounding it where it's taken away.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0403.JPG
    First shrine in the temple.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0404.JPG
    That one was right next to it. When taking a picture in Japan, it's customary to hold up the peace sign.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0405.JPG
    Another shrine.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0406.JPG
    That was across from the shrines. I have no idea what it is...

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0407.JPG
    That was next to the shrines. It's another shrine, but Shinto.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0408.JPG
    That's a huge place in the middle of the area. Don't know what it's used for, but I believe ceremonial dancing. Next to it is a prayer area they had us goto and pray at. You toss a coin in, ring the bell, clap twice, then pray. Heh, kinda cool.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0409.JPG
    Hiromi took a picture of me infront of man-powered taxis. This was at the base of the 2nd temple area we went to.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0410.JPG
    That's Hiromi and I infront of the entrance to the 2nd temple. That red area you see is what you pass through. Inside the green lattice are these huge statues with O_O eyes. I would have taken a picture, but it wouldn't have turned out.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0411.JPG
    Cleaner shot of the last one.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0412.JPG
    Third shot of the last one minus Hiromi and I.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0413.JPG
    That was a cool building that you see after climbing the first set of stairs.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0414.JPG
    The building next to it.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0415.JPG
    Info on the area.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0416.JPG
    Inside of another shrine. Pictures got a bit blurred since I wasn't using my flash.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0417.JPG
    Some statue in that area.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0418.JPG
    At this area, they had an overhang that you could look over. That's the view there.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0419.JPG
    Another shot if the view.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0420.JPG
    Third shot.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0421.JPG
    Shrine across the way.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0422.JPG
    ANOTHER shot of the view.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0423.JPG
    Building close-up from off in the distance.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0424.JPG
    Closer close-up.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0425.JPG
    Hiromi and I on that overhang. Behind us are Naomi and Uchi.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0426.JPG
    Picture of...something...

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0427.JPG
    A VERY cool staircase we went down.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0428.JPG
    Now this is cool. A long time ago, a monk had talked with the Gods, who told him to go find a holy water site. He found a spring here with fresh water, so he decided this was the place. Now adays, it's an attraction to come and drink this holy water for good health and spirit. And in truth...best water I've ever had.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0429.JPG
    Hiromi and I infront of a pond that had koi and turtles in it. When I saw the turtles, I was like, "Gamera!" and she thought it was hilarious. Beautiful scenary here...

    So yeah, there's my pics. I'll take more soon.

    1. destx

      destx

      Arckra said:

      http://lunar-progeny.net/ando/auctions/0304%20AS/plc19.jpg
      Psycho le Cemu (Haha, I was at that show. It sucked so bad.)

      WHAT.

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  11. Figured since I hadn't posted anything on it, I would. Here's my first blog from Japan. Pics (linked, all 1024x768, about 150k each) at the bottom.

    Today we had the luncheon and welcome ceremony here. It was quite good, and the luncheon served some American-style food, so it was good to have meat, potatoes, and carrots, hehe. Cathrine, Stephanie, Jennifer, and a girl from Kentucky named Andi sat together and ate. Afterwards Andi, her friend, and I walked back to the dorms. As it turns out, they love anime and videogames. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find people here who like anime and videogames. Outside of them, it's just Brandon, really. Anyways, the other cool thing that Andi is going to stay in the dorms. All my other friends are leaving to goto homestay, so it's good to know at least someone here. She's in the dormatory nextdoor, Seminar House III.

    Anyways, after that I came back to my dorm for just a half an hour to rest. At 2:00, we met up again front of the CIE building, where we paired up 3 to 3 with Japanese students. They were going to be our tour guides for a trip to Kyoto. So it was Brandon paired up with Naomi, a girl named Karen paired up with a guy named Uchi, and I was paired up with a very cuite girl named Hiromi. We took two trains to Kyoto, where they then took us to two seperate temples there (both Buddhist). Man was it beautiful...Anyways, they then took us out to dinner. Hiromi had to go by this time, but Naomi and Uchi stayed. Naomi even paid for part of our dinner! Anyways, we then took some trains home. I think I have the train system down. I'll take pictures of it and explain it soon.

    Tomorrow is like the first day i have nothing to do. So Brandon and I are first going to hit the 99-Yen store so I can get some fingernail clippers and some better tasting tea. Then we're going to go find an arcade since there's supposed to be one fairly close to here...he's moving out of the dorms, but he's going to be VERY close to here, so we'll keep hanging out. Best way I can describe him...he's very mellow, he's a Computer Engineering major so we have stuff in common, likes anime and Japanese stuff, and he's pretty intelectual.

    The entire time we were out, I tried to use Japanese, and succeeded 3/4ths of the time. I'm surprised how well I can communicate already...and love doing so in Japanese, lol.

    Anyways, that's pretty much it for today. Here's pictures, though!

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0395.JPG
    That was at the opening ceremony this morning.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0396.JPG
    Another shot...somewhat blurred.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0397.JPG
    That was one of the streets Hiromi and I were walking down to get to Hirikata Eki. "Eki" in Japanese means train station. Train is "densha".

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0398.JPG
    This was right infront of Hirakata Eki. Kind of a cool street.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0399.JPG
    We transfered onto the Super Express line here. I don't know what station it is exactly, but the view is awesome.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0400.JPG
    Another shot while waiting for the Super Express line.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0401.JPG
    Ok, group picture. From the left you have Hiromi, me looking stupid in a way I didn't know I was, Brandon, Naomi, Karen, and Uchi. I think Naomi liked me...she blew off Brandon and then said that if I see her on campus to call her. That's also the first of the two temples we went to.

    And for the record...I think Naomi really liked me. She blew off Brandon, and said that if I ever saw her on campus to call her out and say hi. And also for the record...her and Hiromi were DAMNED cute and hawt.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0402.JPG
    That's what we were standing next to. Before you enter, you have to clense yourself by rinsing your hands and then your mouth out. You don't drink the water, but like rinse and spit into the pit surrounding it where it's taken away.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0403.JPG
    First shrine in the temple.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0404.JPG
    That one was right next to it. When taking a picture in Japan, it's customary to hold up the peace sign.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0405.JPG
    Another shrine.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0406.JPG
    That was across from the shrines. I have no idea what it is...

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0407.JPG
    That was next to the shrines. It's another shrine, but Shinto.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0408.JPG
    That's a huge place in the middle of the area. Don't know what it's used for, but I believe ceremonial dancing. Next to it is a prayer area they had us goto and pray at. You toss a coin in, ring the bell, clap twice, then pray. Heh, kinda cool.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0409.JPG
    Hiromi took a picture of me infront of man-powered taxis. This was at the base of the 2nd temple area we went to.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0410.JPG
    That's Hiromi and I infront of the entrance to the 2nd temple. That red area you see is what you pass through. Inside the green lattice are these huge statues with O_O eyes. I would have taken a picture, but it wouldn't have turned out.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0411.JPG
    Cleaner shot of the last one.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0412.JPG
    Third shot of the last one minus Hiromi and I.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0413.JPG
    That was a cool building that you see after climbing the first set of stairs.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0414.JPG
    The building next to it.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0415.JPG
    Info on the area.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0416.JPG
    Inside of another shrine. Pictures got a bit blurred since I wasn't using my flash.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0417.JPG
    Some statue in that area.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0418.JPG
    At this area, they had an overhang that you could look over. That's the view there.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0419.JPG
    Another shot if the view.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0420.JPG
    Third shot.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0421.JPG
    Shrine across the way.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0422.JPG
    ANOTHER shot of the view.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0423.JPG
    Building close-up from off in the distance.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0424.JPG
    Closer close-up.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0425.JPG
    Hiromi and I on that overhang. Behind us are Naomi and Uchi.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0426.JPG
    Picture of...something...

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0427.JPG
    A VERY cool staircase we went down.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0428.JPG
    Now this is cool. A long time ago, a monk had talked with the Gods, who told him to go find a holy water site. He found a spring here with fresh water, so he decided this was the place. Now adays, it's an attraction to come and drink this holy water for good health and spirit. And in truth...best water I've ever had.

    http://www.du.edu/~ahunt/japan/8-27-04/DSCN0429.JPG
    Hiromi and I infront of a pond that had koi and turtles in it. When I saw the turtles, I was like, "Gamera!" and she thought it was hilarious. Beautiful scenary here...

    So yeah, there's my pics. I'll take more soon.

  12. Ok my friends just got arrested for battery. It was my cousin's College party, and he was about to go away for college. My friends must have snuck in some beer while they were at it, and they also must have stolen a car on our small street. Here's what they did:

    1.Rolled a ball into the street.

    2. Pretended they were going to go get it.

    3. Opened the car door and threatened them to get out.

    4.The guys refused, and unfortunately the cops pulled behind them.

    5. They got charged with battery.

    1. destx

      destx

      Sephiroth said:

      she gave it a little gas, tearing off the 2 fingers on the right and skinning(to the bone) the left index finger.

      That is totally badass.

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  13. After coming back and catching up on reading the Doom 3 forum, I've decided that if I receive Doom 3 as a birthday gift tomorrow, I will exchange it for something else; probably a flash chip.

    1. destx

      destx

      AndrewB said:

      So much bullshit it isn't funny.

      I think he just wants attention, guys.

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  14. I got a bunch of attachments for the rail system on my P90 TR (triple rail) check it out.

    http://i.xanga.com/desolatordave/2.jpg

    http://i.xanga.com/desolatordave/4.jpg
    http://i.xanga.com/desolatordave/5.jpg

    1. destx

      destx

      Your moustache is stupid. Remove it a once.

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  15. ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND I WILL TELL YOU YOUR PERSONALITY

    ANSWER BEFORE READING REPLIES FOR MAXIMAL EFFIENCY

    1) You are going down a water slide when you pass a hamburger someone has left balanced on the lip of the slide, what ingredients are on it?

    2) You just fell off a building, what position do you assume before hitting the ground?

    3) You are in prison and your hulking cellmate pulls a shiv and tells you you can either fuck him in the ass or be fucked in the ass, which do you choose and you have to choose one because there is no escape and he will fucking kill you and stop sidestepping the question?

    1. destx

      destx

      1) Linguica

      2) Feet first. Like a cat. Rawr.

      3) I'd take it in the ass. For america.

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  16. This is my first one, but if I you guys like it, I guess I'll make another. It implements game graphics and graphics of my own. I think it explains why the final boss in Doom 3 is a joke.

    PLEASE NOTE! Obviously, if it has to do with the final boss, it contains spoilers! I think it would be funnier if you beat the final boss anyways...

    READ AT YOUR OWN RISK OF SPOILERS!

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/Verdale/DOOM3TEHKOMIK.jpg

    READ AT YOUR OWN RISK OF SPOILERS!

  17. All of you people out there that hate America, let me say this. Our country may seem to be full of dipshits, but guess what? It's because only dipshits make the news most of the time. Nobody hears about the guy who's just got mindblowing ideas about society like back in the Enlightenment and stuff, or the painter that made a really fucking cool painting.

    You hear about dumbass politicians that, like it or not, really don't represent us as we the citizens would like. I am an American and I love the fucking world, man, even if they seem to hate me for some reason. Why? Because I'm all for Freedom and Democracy and peace. But it seems that other countries just want to have a fucking hissy fit about the U.S. all the time, but whatever. Misjudge and blindly criticize without knowing all the facts about our intentions.

    1. destx

      destx

      Fuck America.

      Except Texas. ZZ Top rules.

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  18. [06:36] <BBG> Yeah cause you don't stop and it's 187 on a motherfuckin' cop
    [06:36] * BBG listens to a little Snoop Dogg
    [06:36] <+DarkDemoness> =O
    [06:36] <DetroitMC> ^same as DD
    [06:37] <amerika> eh
    [06:37] <BBG> What?
    [06:37] <amerika> whad i miss
    [06:37] <BBG> You've never heard of Snoop Dogg?
    [06:37] <BBG> :-P
    [06:37] <+DarkDemoness> not a lot
    [06:37] <BBG> Snoop rlz
    [06:37] <amerika> i was away for a moment
    [06:37] <+DarkDemoness> he sucks
    [06:37] <DetroitMC> I have
    [06:37] <DetroitMC> ^same as DD
    [06:37] <BBG> DarkDemoness : bah, you just don't understand his message
    [06:37] <DetroitMC> don't he hate dogs or something?
    [06:37] <BBG> No...
    [06:38] <+DarkDemoness> =O how can you hate dsoggies? :(
    [06:38] <BBG> Snoop Dogg is a gangsta rapper
    [06:38] <BBG> He hates cops
    [06:38] <BBG> Well, racist cops
    [06:38] <+DarkDemoness> thats even worse
    [06:38] <DetroitMC> lol
    [06:38] <BBG> Not regular ones
    [06:38] <BBG> Regular ones pull you over, give you a ticket and leave you alone, they don't give a damn what color you are
    [06:38] <BBG> But some are fucking dicks to minorities
    [06:38] <DetroitMC> I must say, I prefer Rammstein
    [06:38] <BBG> DetroitMC : me too, but I enjoy all types of music
    [06:39] <+DarkDemoness> i have some really cute pics of my doggy ^_^
    [06:39] <DetroitMC> lol... I'm pretty much all-rock
    [06:39] <BBG> Me too
    [06:39] <DetroitMC> DD's dog rulz
    [06:39] <BBG> But some rap is quite enjoyable
    [06:39] <+DarkDemoness> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/engelaugen/Ben%20and%20martin/Image186.jpg
    [06:39] <+DarkDemoness> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/engelaugen/Ben%20and%20martin/Image176.jpg
    [06:39] <+DarkDemoness> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/engelaugen/Ben%20and%20martin/Image178.jpg
    [06:39] <+DarkDemoness> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/engelaugen/Ben%20and%20martin/Image175.jpg
    [06:39] <BBG> Not retarded "word nigga I'm rich buy my CD so I can be more rich nigga, so I can rap about bein rich on the next CD nigga"
    [06:39] <+DarkDemoness> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/engelaugen/Ben%20and%20martin/Image182.jpg
    [06:39] <BBG> But shit that actually has a message behind the lyrics
    [06:39] <+DarkDemoness> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/engelaugen/Ben%20and%20martin/ben.jpg
    [06:39] <DetroitMC> lol
    [06:39] <DetroitMC> rappers are so alike
    [06:40] <+DarkDemoness> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/engelaugen/Ben%20and%20martin/Ben40th026.jpg
    [06:40] <DetroitMC> each other
    [06:40] <amerika> brb
    [06:40] <BBG> DetroitMC : not true
    [06:40] <BBG> Modern rappers are
    [06:40] <DetroitMC> lol
    [06:40] <+DarkDemoness> i <3 my doggyyyyy ^_^
    [06:40] <BBG> But if you go back to like, the 80s, you'll see some excellent and quite intelligent rappers
    [06:40] <+DarkDemoness> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/engelaugen/Ben%20and%20martin/Image068.jpg
    [06:40] <+DarkDemoness> I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!
    [06:40] <BBG> I mean, yeah, they still use ghetto lingo and all, but the message, when turned into American English is actually quite insightful and deep
    [06:40] <BBG> It's like poetry IMO
    [06:40] <BBG> Like Rammstein is
    [06:40] <DetroitMC> lol
    [06:40] <BBG> OMG LOL
    [06:41] <+DarkDemoness> i get you. i like some eminem :S
    [06:41] <DetroitMC> I wasn't paying attention
    [06:41] <+DarkDemoness> OMG LOL?
    [06:41] * DetroitMC scrolls up
    [06:41] <DetroitMC> umm
    [06:41] <DetroitMC> they still sound alike
    [06:42] <BBG> DetroitMC : well, yeah, the music style is similar, but of course
    [06:42] <+DarkDemoness> he's asleep ^_^
    [06:42] <BBG> All rock sounds similar, it has drums, keyboard (most of the time), bass guitar, guitar(s) and a singer
    [06:42] <BBG> Rap has a singer and a producer who uses a soundboard to make a beat, they use no real intruments
    [06:43] <BBG> That is why rap is so different, because they can use as much shit in their song as they want, really
    [06:43] <BBG> If they want to make a fucking song with like, a symphony but with rock and rap and choir mixed in, they can
    [06:43] <DetroitMC> well rock artist can make no-singing parts interesting... cause the instrumentals are part of the band, while in rap there's just singing
    [06:43] <BBG> It's quite liberating, musically

  19. Fuck modern rap...oldschool niggas 4 life

    [dr. dre]
    Niggers that I used to know and sell dope wit’
    Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit,
    And let me know what’s up and they can blast on,
    Thinkin’ about the homeys that passed on.
    Death row come to show you all the game at,
    And show you how my label got the name that
    So many wanna see me, and time is money,
    But never in the p-e-n, yo.
    Welcome back to viet nam, california.
    Ain’t a damn thing changed, so let me warn you.
    Every motherfuckin minute you on the west side,
    The best side, 20 niggers that just died.
    Walkin’ down the streets of l.a.
    Stay strapped cause niggas bust caps every day, yo
    The 1-8-7 don’t stop, on undercover cops,
    So on this spot gettin’ popped, shot,
    Droppin’ like this and like that,
    Rat-tat-tat-tat with their caps peelin’ back.
    So creep when you in the c-p-t.
    You catch heat from fuckin’ with’ the d-r-e.
    I got my eyes on the shit unfolding.
    And there ain’t gonna be no trippin’
    Cause they know the type of shit that I be holding.
    If there’s another word said,
    I’ll let my forty-fo’ go buck to the head, nigga.

    Yeah, and you don’t stop,
    Cause it’s 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin cop
    Yeah, and you don’t stop,
    Cause it’s 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin cop

    [snoop dogg]
    3 and to the 2 and 2 and to the 1,
    Head away, sent away, get away snoop’s got a gun,
    And he’s lookin’ for the cops who set him up in ’86
    Now it’s time to put they ass in the mix.
    Back on the streets with my khakis and my scars,
    Nuts full of cavi and I’m headed for the bar.
    Scared as a motherfucker, cause I’m fresh out,
    But I got to make my green, and plus they all fiend
    Follow me, they keep yellin’ murder, but it won’t stop,
    Until the last nigga that you know drop.
    Another nigga out, but I doubt that you really give a fuck what it’s about.
    Now, 99 pigs on a block with me,
    Not a motherfuckin’ cop wanna knock with me,
    A c-o-n-v-i-c-t, the motherfuckin’ d-o-g, comin’ from the l-b-c.
    Look at what the doc brought in,
    A chrome 38, a fo’ty-fo’ mag, and mack 10
    So what you wanna do? (what you wanna do? )
    I got the gauge, a uzi and the mothafuckin 22
    So if you wanna blast, nigga we can buck ’em
    If we stick ’em then we stuck ’em so fuck ’em!

    Yeah, and you don’t stop,
    Cause it’s 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin cop
    Yeah, and you don’t stop,
    Cause it’s 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin cop

    Splat to a motherfucker face, he fall.
    Strong motherfucker cause he starts to crawl.
    I guess I gots to load the glock again.
    Hit ’im with the hollow points and watch him spin.
    Fuck it, I had to do this quick.
    Grabbed the glock 17, the clip went click.
    Tried to detect, but did not detect perfect
    So I creep on that ass, pops him and drops him.
    That ought to stop from beatin’ up blacks,
    Dead in his tracks, from a full six pack.
    Relax, cause I’m about to take my respect.
    I aimed the twelve gauge straight for his neck.
    Boo-yaa! boo-yaa! then I fade into the wind.
    1-8-7 and it’s on again.
    Well it’s on, and it’s on, and it’s on, and it’s on,
    Fo’-fo’ desert eagle to your motherfuckin’ dome
    And it’s on, and it’s on, and it’s on, and it’s on,
    Fo’-fo’ desert eagle to your motherfuckin’ dome.
    Fuck ’em, buck ’em, if they really wanna trip,
    Niggas keep your hands on your motherfuckin’ shit.

    Yeah, and you don’t stop,
    Cause it’s 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin cop
    Yeah, and you don’t stop,
    Cause it’s 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin cop...

  20. SCORE
    GRIMM: 9
    SISTER: 1


    Ever since I played Splinter Cell I've been obsessed with popping out of shadows and grabbing people from behind like Fisher does in Splinter Cell. In particular I like to do it to my sister.

    So I saw my sister get on the computer a little after midnight. I took it as a personal offense for no particular reason. I poked her a few times with a sabre, but she was too busy IMing someone to respond. Now it was war.

    She said she was only gonna be on for a bit, so I stealthily ascended the stairs to the third floor. Which was a bitch because it creaks like a motherfucker. Anyway the staircase as like a banister partition thing that keeps dumb bastards from falling into the stairwell. So I hid behind that, trying to make myself real small. Now anyone looking out for me would spot me but as of yet I had not made much noise, plus she would probably be in a bit of a daze, so I figured I was safe.

    About a half hour passed and I was insanely bored. So I started goofing off and as a result banged my knee against the partition, making a huge noise. Fuck. Well that was obviously out. So I now I had to find a really good spot to be bale pull it off. I cased out the room where she was sleeping. Nothing. Then I looked at the door. Hmm. Could work. So I hid behind it and waited.

    An hour and a half plus half a Jenna Jameson documentry and an hour of VH1's Celeb Beefs later, she still had not fucking come up. (I didn't want to change the channel becuase it might tip her off.) It was hot, and I had to piss, dammit. Plus I realy hate standing, which is what I had been doing behind the door for all that time. I had peeked around the stairwell a few times to see what the fuck she was doing, and made a lot of noise in the process. Given that my room no longer has a door, I figured she would know I was up there. Also you could see me through the space between the door and the wall. So I was worried she would spot me. Fortunately something on Van Halen came on so I wasn't so bored.

    Then it happened. I heard her move, then she called my name a few times. She slowly ascended up the stairs. As she entered the room I reached around and grabbed her arm then jumped out while yelling obscenities. She screamed a lot and fell over and got hysterical and I think she went into shock for a bit. Mission acoomplished.

    Course, the best way would have been to grab her from behind like I intedned to, but as it tunred out she did check behind the partition, so it was a good thing I moved. I'll get her that way another time.

    1. destx

      destx

      I hope she renders you incapable of fathering children.

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