Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...

Patrick

Members
  • Content count

    1993
  • Joined

  • Last visited

About Patrick

  • Rank
    someone employed to clean and maintain a building

Recent Profile Visitors

The recent visitors block is disabled and is not being shown to other users.

Single Status Update

See all updates by Patrick

  1. Dear Girlfriend,

    We're adults. It's the 21st century. People who aren't having sex after their third date, let alone after 3 months, can't even be considered a relationship. You're not even religious either. I could understand if that were the case. I did tell the other girl I was committed to you beforehand, it was just sex after all. You brought this on yourself. Stop being a bitch about it already.

    -Janitor

    1. Show previous comments  14 more
    2. Coopersville

      Coopersville

      Women (and probably men) need to start realizing a relationship isn't exclusive until someone actually says it first. Anyway, Patrick, I hope you're telling her this, and not just Doomworld. Personally, I get off on telling them once they realize they've made the mistake.

    3. DuckReconMajor

      DuckReconMajor

      Danarchy said:

      or that one guy whose cock started bleeding in the middle of sex and he was the only one chill about it.

      that one

    4. Bucket

      Bucket

      Reminds me of the one Howard Stern show where the frontman for some old rock band (Foghat or something) told the story about how his penis exploded. FYI, don't have lots of continual sex in a short time span.

×