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  1. Patrick

    Describe the DOOM weapons as if you were the manual.

    Brass Knuckles: pointless without heavy drug abuse Chainsaw: Couldn't time pinky attacks correctly, suffering the consequences Pistol: Accidentally selected after finding an ammo box. Shotgun: The pistol that Doom needs, but doesn't deserve. Super Shotgun: The only gun that reloads, for some reason. Chaingun: Sounds like popping bubble-wrap Rocket Launcher: Launches Rockets. Plasma Rifle: I'm trying to save ammo for... BFG 9000: Still, Cyberdemon doesn't flinch.
  2. Patrick

    So you think you're fast?

    So I checked out everyone's favorite internet speed test and decided to start a thread. Take the test. Then post your results: Home (Comcast Cable) Upload - 1.02 Download - 3.5 Work (CenterPartners) Upload - 8.01 Download - 13 School (Front Range Internet) Upload - 8.5 Download - 18.30 (also known as Patrick versus Comcast part 4)
  3. Patrick

    How much can doomguy carry?

    A lot, apparently. Also, hello everyone.
  4. Patrick

    md2 modeling

    Blender There are Md3 and MD2 export scripts available
  5. This is a massive thank you to everyone involved in the Doom community. Recently I've not been involved with the community due to some rather stressful health issues and it's taken away a ot of my capability to work on Doom related projects.

    I'd like to thank everyone for their continued support and willingness to entertain the thousands of questions I have asked. I would especially like to thank Graf Zahl and Gez for maintaining and providing support and GZDoom, I loved the port and hope one day to keep modding for it. I'd like to thank Scuba Steve for helping with my artistic endeavors and allowing me to help with the Cacoward ceremonies. I'd like to thank Zap10, 40oz, Tormentor667, Chopinska, Espi and everyone else who has made mods that have captured my time and attention.

    I need to take some time to get back into good health, and I hope this is something I'll overcome.

    Thanks Doom community! I will return...

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    2. Snakes

      Snakes

      My sister recently dislocated 2 fingers so bad she had to get surgery on them. Rehab on that alone caused a lot of strife for her. To rehab one's good arm... That calls for a lot of effort.

      I wish for you only the best. Get well soon.

    3. Technician

      Technician

      Snakes said:

      My sister recently dislocated 2 fingers so bad she had to get surgery on them.

      Must... not...

      Real tight vagina!

      Seriously though, must suck.

    4. ReFracture

      ReFracture

      Get well man, sucks when this kind of shit happens.

  6. Patrick

    Just started playing through F.E.A.R.

    Anyway. It's shit, because it's one of the most boring games I've ever played. All the levels are extremely dull. The story is lame and the enemies all look the same. Even the name of the game is extremely convoluted and pretentious. DOOM. WTF? What does being a space marine have to do with fighting demons? It's not even slightly scary either so I dunno how they can make that claim. They put a hell into the game because hell is scary by default. And some monster that resurrects dead people cause that shit is scary as well. Especially when the monster sometimes creates invisivle monsters Scary shit right there. Ooga booga. I stopped playing after going through the first section of brown maps that all were basically 2.5D and looked the same.
  7. Its a shot from ABFM (Another Brown Fucking Map) due to be released at a later time.
  8. Patrick

    Just started playing through F.E.A.R.

    FEAR remains one of my top 10 favorite shooters. Its a crapload of fun and I still play the shit out of it. Also, FEAR 2 was more like "OMG HORROR" and more Modern Warfare styled combat rather than the crazy action in FEAR1. Its really a John Woo film pretending to be a Horror game. Forget the horror and FEAR kicks some serious ass. FEAR 2 was not scary, nor did it have all the crazy balls-to-the-walls action.
  9. Patrick

    Mirror's Edge on steam for 5$. Today only.

    I got this and Mass effect. I played this on the XBox 360, and honestly I loved the style of the environments and the gameplay. I feel like if they had made it a little less linear it could have been better but it was a very fun overall experience regardless
  10. Ultimate Doom Final Doom Doom II Heretic HeXen HeXen: Deathkings of the Dark Citadel HeXen II Far Cry Crysis Far Cry 2 Geometry Wars Beat Hazard Half Life Counter Strike Half Life: Blue Shift Half Life: Opposing Forces Team Fortress 2 Half Life 2 Half Life 2: Episode 1 Half Life 2: Episode 2 Portal FEAR FEAR: Extraction Point FEAR: Perseus Mandate FEAR 2: Project Origin Alien Vs. Predator Mirror's Edge Mass Effect Borderlands COD: Modern Warfare 2 Quake II Max Payne Unreal Unreal II Secret of Monkey Island Bioshock GTA3 GTA: Vice City GTA: San Andreas Left 4 Dead Torchlight Fallout 3
  11. Patrick

    How would you describe yourself?

    Bored, mostly.
  12. These vaporware maps need more borders and more detai
  13. In case you wanted to know. Jesus it's hot here. Anyone know a good way to kill 6 hours in Dallas at 4:00AM?

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    2. geekmarine

      geekmarine

      GreyGhost said:

      Re-enact the Kennedy assassination?

      Funny you should mention that. I was taking the Greyhound once and wound up with a several-hour layover in Dallas. I was bored, so I decided to wander around in search of food, and instead I wound up stumbling upon the Grassy Knoll.

    3. geo

      geo

      I dated someone from TX, I learned a lot about the state from her.

      I also learned about Texas from the bumper sticker "Texas is Bester!"

    4. Patrick

      Patrick

      Hilariously enough, I did find the Grassy Knoll as well. My layover in Dallas ended abruptly when the friend who I was supposed to meet in Waco decided to drive all the way out and pick me up. Since then we've been jumping into bodies of water to get out of the heat. I might also add that Greyhounds suck.

      I assume there to be nothing else to do here other than to jump into holes in the ground filled with water.

  14. Patrick

    StyleMod - An off-beat gameplay mutator

    an autoreload feature would be nice for the best of both worlds. Also, what is that music I want it
  15. Get it here http://store.steampowered.com/freeportal/
  16. Patrick

    God created everything

    I am always curious to see more information on intelligent design not because I'm religious, but because it fascinates me. This was a rather interesting article I found. I'm no geologist, nor am I a chemist, but this seems to make an interesting point. Earth Created in an instant? Discuss.
  17. Patrick

    Videogame Sales plummet

    its because Valve and ID havent put out anything recently.
  18. Patrick

    Mr. Hoppington's Shape Search: A Children's Doom mod

    You understand that when you release this, someone will probably turn this into an ultra violent bloodbath? ... someone like me ...
  19. Patrick

    Portal is free until May 24

    This is a free portal thread not a lets-moan-about-steam thread. DRM is the future of all gaming. I fail to understand why people still bitch about this. DRM is here, and it's here to stay. If you didn't pirate all those damn games, music and movies, this wouldn't be happening. You can't have your cake and eat it too. The only reason anyone who acquires any game would have any reason to not like DRM is because they want it illegally. As for 'constant internet connections OMG,' well, you downloaded that game when you pirated it, so it ought to should stand to reason that you have a good internet connection. Stop mucking up this thread with Steam hate. As for backwoods rednecks who only have dial-up internet or sub-par DSL, this is what consoles are for...
  20. Patrick

    Lots of Rage

    Pretty Well
  21. Patrick

    God created everything

    I think intelligent design fascinates me for the reason that it indeed is only a political issue. And for that matter only a political issue in the US. Mr. Freeze is correct.
  22. Patrick

    Dark wads.

    The Doom 3 TC
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