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  1. So I left the house at about 7:30 am to get the paper. On the way back there was some guy standing in front of the apartment building. As I approached him he turned to me and said "Hey man, I have a weird question to ask, but Im going to have to ask anyway." I eyed him suspiciously, wondering what was about to happen. He continued, "I have a urinalysis for a job today and I need clean urine! I have my apartment upstairs and everything and I'm willing to pay 3 dollars! I really need this!" I had to struggle to keep from exploding with laughter. I then told the guy that I had just gone and couldnt go again (if you know what I mean). I also told him tha I would if I could, and wished him good luck as I went upstairs.

    To be honest, I would have done it, but I just didnt have it in me :P

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    2. Bloodshedder
    3. Quast


      Kid Airbag said:

      Can't they tell if it's not fresh urine? Or is there some way to preserve it like if you regfrigerate it.

      I think there is, if they really put in underneath some more extensive tests. I mean, they can tell if it's too dilute (even if you take vit-b)...or not the right (perfect) temperature. if it's a simple pre-employment test though, it probably won't get put under too much scrutiny...depending on the job of course.

    4. MaximusNukeage


      Liam said:

      well, you could just edit whatever you needed to say into your first reply, like so

      Bloodshedder said:

      thank you liam & blood

      apparantly i cant carryout my scheme