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  1. So, I had a dream that Koliko was originally in an 8-bit Mario clone platformer for the Sega Master System, and that he wasn't the hero, but the anti-hero/villain that you played as. The game took place in a gigantic warehouse that had been converted to a grocery store, and you were supposed to "terrorize" the place by stealing broken Famicoms and old wool blankets from the store that were just laying around. Apparently, this innocent warehouse/grocery store falling to the whims of a stoner cat was owned by a cyborg version of Dr. Brain, a Sierra point and click adventure game character. And all of this, according to the game's manual, was supposed to teach Christian values to the player character, even though there were no religious references to the game, and the fact that Koliko himself is agnostic.

    I'm not just making random shit up, I really did have this dream.

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    2. hex11

      hex11

      Yo man you can't be using Sierra IP like that in your dreams. I used to have dreams that I was that dude in the Space Quest series, but they caught on to me, and I had to settle with them out of court.

    3. DoomUK

      DoomUK

      I believe "Maes" is pronounced something like "My ass".

      It's appropriate when you think about it.

    4. printz

      printz

      Isn't Maes a Belgian surname?

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