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  1. I had a dream that there was a high school that the US military was evacuating. So all the students were coated in gray colored clay, and loaded up onto elevators to be removed from the clay once they got into the cafeteria. Then the students had to wait for several minutes, then they were made to exit the building through an MC Esher-esque stairwell that went up and down simultaneously. There was paper trash, and bins of rancid shitty liquid strewn about the stairs. At one point, a female student stripped naked, squatted down, and started shitting and pissing at the same time, as the other students just kept walking by and ignoring it. There were some military generals smoking cigars filled with the ashes of pipe tobacco at the exit that were congratulating themselves for doing such a good job making sure the stairwells were clean and not having deliberately placed bins with diarrhea placed in them.

    Then I dreamed that I woke up and that my ex girlfriend was nude and laying on top of me, telling me that she drugged me so that I was too paralyzed to move and that she broke into my house so that she could see me again.

    Then I woke up for real, and was kinda freaked out. Is there something wrong with me?

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    2. Snakes

      Snakes

      Eris Falling said:

      Dreams aren't real, no matter how much you want them to be. Remember that.

      Yes, I too desire that my ex-girlfriend would break into my house and temporarily paralyze me.

    3. spank

      spank

      You should learn to meditate.

    4. TwinBeast

      TwinBeast

      Eris Falling said:

      Dreams aren't real, no matter how much you want them to be. Remember that.

      Dreams are just as real as everything else. How could there be dreams if they weren't real. Even this illusion of reality is real.

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