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  1. Just wondering for curiosity's sake. Considering how the darpa grand challenge (getting robot cars to drive automated) was likely.. challening (hence the name 'challenge'), maybe this would be way too hard (like making ai play doom/record an automated demo at doomgod skill).
  2. Warning, only handle this link in a level 4 bio-containment facility in a hazmat suit: kongregate.com/games/Playsaurus/clicker-heroes The idle genre is a breakthrough in gaming where computer scientists have managed to fuse the quarter popping (and now achievement earning) addiction of arcade games with the dreariness of a loading screen. The game.. plays itself.. and you watch, and watch and watch. Only you can't just minimize the window and do something else because clicking on a hoagie every 5 minutes or a powerup with an HOUR long wait time every hour makes the loading of this loading screen game fusion load slightly faster. Animation, sound and a sense of progress trick unsuspecting victims that its a game, when really your are counting to infinity. So now you're babysitting this thing because you've passed the point of no return, figuring the way forward surely has to be quicker than the way backward, and you've bought a new billion dollar hero and are waiting for enough money to buy the trillion (then quadrillion etc) dollar one, not realizing the loading screen is essentially eternally extended. You have to check up on it every 10 minutes because the way the numbers exponentially increase means you will be stuck in linearly increasing pathetic numbers, no matter how long you leave it run overnight, until you click on the next levels. I got to level 105 after 2 days of letting this thing run (probably the power elite use "human computation" behind the scenes in this game. Maybe during those 2 days I was really an unknowing employee of NSA using my computing power to scan all of your emails to help them better screw you) and then windows update comes up and says "lol your computer will restart whether you want it to or not, you can do it now or be reminded in 15min/1hour/4hours max" (there was some regedit solution but that required.. restarting the computer too). Well I don't want to wake up in 4 hours, and I realize the game is evil, so I finally overcome the addiction and reluctantly turn it off (after briefly testing a game feature where you are supposed to restart at the beginning in exchange for like 6 'hero souls' you should have by level 105ish. Yes, part of the game, after clicking as fast as possible (the worst type of input cuz it freakin hurts your fingers like in mario party) for 2 days straight is to.. restart over at the beginning.. with 'hero souls' where you can buy some bla bla thing to make progress only very slightly faster next time through). But anyway I just completely quit so didn't test that feature long, due to windows update. Anyway next day, I can't fight the mental disease of addiction so start playing it from beginning AGAIN, this time armed with an auto mouse clicker (after failing to code one in python because that computer had trouble installing drpython plus couldn't recognize win32api bla bla). So I get all the way to level 99 or so AGAIN, this time taking about 24 hours of constant babysitting plus leaving it run overnight. Well I start watching youtube on a side window since its so... boring, yet addicting. And I forget the auto clicker is running when I move the mouse to the youtube window... oops, the kongregate window is accidentally clicked to some other page due to the auto clicker. I press the back button and the game is back at level 0. Anyway I quit it forever, and wanted to warn others to never get sucked into this time sink.
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    Slaughterfest 3 [Beta_C released, 05/08/2017]

    Hi, the password to my doomshit account is "buttpimples". I will log out now.
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    Slaughterfest 3 [Beta_C released, 05/08/2017]

    I thought of that actually, but remembered that the masses are idiots and the worse a map is, the more they like it (see all cacoward winners as proof). So, since my maps are horrible, removing them will make the wad better and thus the masses will like it less. (I'm pretty sure that's correct; I'm confused)
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    Slaughterfest 3 [Beta_C released, 05/08/2017]

    Yo dawgs. The humorless mods (maybe grazza) banned me from the everything else forum. So I would like to remove my maps from this project in protest, since this thread is on their forum too, until I am allowed to post in everything else again. Does grazza even play doom? Did anyone ever even promote him to mod, or did he just exist forever like emperor palpatine, collecting so much ad revenue off of everyone else's content that he can prune his subjectively least favorite? Plus drama is entertaining!
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    Gameplay focused PWADs

    This map has the best gameplay ever: http://www.filedropper.com/lcp2-final-withfaildemo You can tell it is the highest quality because it did not receive a cacoward. No mortal has successfully beaten it yet, good luck.
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    Oh hay look [The Interview on youtube]

    I still want to know wtf was up with that guy that made the "Kony 2012" video.. then the "alternative media" made a coordinated info attack against it saying it was propaganda trying to manufacture an excuse to invade africa.. and then the video maker was caught masturbating in public... Isn't that a bit over the top and suspicious, like the scene from Die Hard with a Vengeance where the villain makes John McClane wear this sign in harlem: http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/5993/848141-john_mcclane_hates_niggers.jpg Did Simon Peter Gruber tell this guy to masturbate in public too? I think what might be happening is the "alternative media" is really the "mainstream media", just in a new tactically spread out/decentralized structure to compete with the ubiquity of every joe blow having a video camera. They'll monopolize the alternative media first, by "debunking" stories that were manufactured just so they can debunk them to appear credible. Maybe even stuff like SOPA and CISPA, maybe even the patriot act etc were all made just for the alternative media to bash. Then when they snowball viewship and have lock in from first mover advantage, they can continue doing what the main stream media did only under the guise as "alternative media".
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    Is Christmas christian?

    Christmas is the day we sacrifice trees to the corporate god, Santa, an intentional anagram of Satan, who teaches kids about socialism and welfare by giving them free goodies, and teams up with compulsory education to indoctrinate children with belief in and obedience to an all knowing demagogue who knows when you're sleeping or awake like the NSA. Its the day you vote with your dollars for slavery by paying a corporation for knick knacks made by slave children to give to your children, then a week later we dump all the junk nobody wanted anyway back in landfills on their continent. Christmas is proof that culture needs a douche. For example, Jeffrey Tucker says we are ruled by dead people. Almost all the laws and all the idiot 'decorate a dead tree with lights' hair brained ideas were made by people who are now dead, and we are all here stuck in an eternal unkillable pattern of their stupidity. I'd like to see how big the biomass of all the killed trees is from space. Who cares if they produce oxygen or were housing nests for birds, its more important that they look pretty, ie stupid, when dead for a couple weeks.
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    Slaughterfest 2012 demos [-complevel 9]

    Is the 'real' sf2012.wad 51620kb? J5rios demo desunk my battleship. EDIT: thanks, degree, that worked
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    My wad

    Might as well share my tyson attempt on 2 since you seem to be updating maps still so it will probably desync eventually: http://www.filedropper.com/asimpact-2-tyson-goodenoughfail-cl9-ggg (got all secrets but I didn't enter one completely so didn't trigger and missed 1 monster).
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    My wad

    Downloading "ass impact" .wad now (you might want to zip it since it is a large file. I almost never zip my wads but they're usually small files.) I'll probably troll you with my FailDAs later unfortunately for you. Looking forward to it since your other maps were fun/slaughtery. edit: nevermind, my fdas are simply too bad like always, I must have died 30 times on map 2. I suck ass at this game.
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    crumpets.wad [on /idgames]

    I got stuck in that closet DOW mentioned (DOW Jones) on my FDA, after like 7 deathscuzisuckatfda. If I had an eggnog company, I'd call it "Nog of the Egg" in fancy cursive font. I think eggs are the only thing that have ever been made into this so called "nog". I like the "shadow" on the stairs.. sure its just more tiley in the shadow, why not, heh heh, but it actually looks good as a shadow... everything else on the screen is an illusion of pixels so why not fake a shadow.
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    Doomtris (doom tetris)

    Oh yeah, I forgot about both of those, especially the +BOSS flag. Before I was thinking put the player in the middle of the board, just floating way up high above the camera, to hear all monsters better, but then the middle monsters would be loudest. Anyway it would be too annoying to program sound stuff without being able to test if it works w/o a sound card. I guess it would be cool, when moving a piece left right, if you could hold left.. first it would just move 1 space but after 1/4 of a second or whatever it would quickly continuously move left until you lifted the key back up (but I'm probably done with it). One other thing I changed in that version which I forgot to mention is now when you hold down to drop a piece, the next piece won't start dropping if you still continue to hold down, until you key up/back down again.
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    Doomtris (doom tetris)

    update: new version (for zdoom): http://www.filedropper.com/doomtris ---------- old version: http://speedy.sh/MT3j9/doomtris.wad old post: The code is a non elegant mess of global variables cobbled together until it worked. Basically works (strafe rotates piece, turning moves the piece side to side, down drops.. don't know if those are 'sane' controls for mouse users) but not finished (you don't 'die' if it goes to the top, and levels don't increase right now) and was more of a fun experiment to practice acs than a fun result (I was gonna make one piece a 4x4 of random blocks, but the perspective probably makes it hard enough as it is). I didn't get the rotating 100% perfect. I noticed normal tetris rotates the 'T' piece about its center which seems obvious but I put each piece in a 4x4 block then rotated the whole 4x4 block instead (I was fooled into thinking that's what's supposed to happen since gameboy tetris shows the 'next' piece in a 4x4 block). I used decorate to make all monsters noclip so fat arachnotrons can be used too, it has a 'demon2' error because I think that's already taken by some other species of monster, but didn't feel like fixing it.
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    Doomtris (doom tetris)

    I fiddled with this more (link in original post): *pieces have floor texture highlights so are easier to see *I assume you can hear the sounds of monsters exploding since I moved doomguy closer (I don't have a stupid sound card to tell) *fixed rotations (so T piece stays centered when rotating etc) *you can die if pieces go to top now *levels increase and it goes faster (never goes faster than drop speed) -- The code is an embarrassing leaning tower of pisa, threatening to topple with bugs after any changes are attempted. Oh yeah, if you change one line: r=random(0,6); (on line 184? I forget) into: r=random(0,7); Then you get occasional 4x4 pieces of random blocks (which isn't fun cuz its too hard). Plus normal tetris shapes include all possible arrangements of 4 blocks, and that random piece breaks that mold.
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    Why are old Ford trucks so shitty?

    Sounds like all the parts have the same planned obsolescence
  17. Um.. yeah, but I wasn't finished, so now you think "comma". That kinda sounds like "cum" which comes out of an erect penis, so choose the symbol that looks like that "/" (even though "\" could be erect if he is facing left instead of right..) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lflRbv3HA0E
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    Why are old Ford trucks so shitty?

    Think of all the freeways, all the parking lots packed with cars, multiple cars per each home. Each of these is a node in a giant illegitimate force backed theft network. The government sells you registration stickers made in china at a 2000% markup. You don't have the human right of travel without their permission. Try not paying and they'll triple the fee, making the total larger after a couple years than if you paid the whole time. Car insurance is forced, why isn't meteor insurance force or getting punched in the face insurance? Because its all fascist. How about I'm a farmer that sells milk and everyone is just fucking forced to buy it, I could charge way way way more than its worth just like they do. Geico has these shit commercials with this whore that seriously takes the propaganda angle of having all these physical packages, like boxes on shelves representing the insurance. You aren't actually buying anything other than funding the killing of trees as they staple packages of paper together and send them to you every month. You pay for the death of trees whether you want to or not. You have to buy smog checks, also with an enormous non free market markup since you have to buy it. And you have to get one again and again at a rate 10x faster than needed. You have the street sweeper parking ticket scam nobody voluntarily pays for since government "owns" the streets they neither built nor paid for. You have DM shit V where petty tyrant rent a cops glare at you in line for 3 hours. This is probably why some people choose to drive killdozers instead of cars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbG9i1oGPA And then the war on "curb stoners", people trying to sell their car like they would sell any other damn thing as they should be able to, trying to bypass the stupid beaurocracy, not to mention the fraud that they only let you sell like 6 cars a year without a "permit", by title jumping (flipping the car without signing the shit eating title). The original car buyer paid 10% sales tax on it, already illegitimate theft. The SECOND buyer of the used car has to pay tax AGAIN. So does the 3rd/4th/5th/etc owner. You take 10% every time, eventually the government owns MORE than the worth of the entire car just through that fraud, not to mention all the others.
  19. Every time you think "which symbol for division?", think that it is a question that ends in a question mark, so find the question mark symbol on your keyboard and push it without holding SHIT, I mean shift.
  20. Remember, the framing of the cacowards as people who "won" is a clever way to rub it in the face of people who didn't win, and the real purpose of the whole ceremony is to accentuate these losers, largely minorities and women, who each receive a demerit, or "doomerit" and did not make the cut for Schindler's list. Congratulations to all the doomerit winners! (Sorry, trolling is just entertaining)
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    A Birthday Request (AGAIN!)

    That was fun, thanks for the attempt. Sorry about the difficulty; for some reason I thought you were one of the doom gods who was used to super hard maps. Maybe it was someone else's alias that started with r or something but my memory sucks. But I've since done a uvmax: http://www.filedropper.com/rbdggg-1-uvmax-813-iddthud-cl9-ggg Took more tries than I thought, still not as hard as some other maps I've made. Each switch releases a cyber+small horde opposite end + 2 viles (1 on each adjacent map 'leg' end) and each switch accesses ssg,plasma,rl,bfg in that order, regardless of switch order. So a good strategy is to hit all switches as fast as possible to get the bfg, and the map or that route at least kinda requires being able to take out cybers in close quarter cluttery areas that result in splash damage w/ bfg (usually by blasting the wall then immediately facing the cyber as close as possible so all the bfg tracers go into him, which is way more deadly than the bfg ball).
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    Star Wars is back!

    If you mapped the star wars universe onto our reality, Disney would be part of the Empire, not the rebel alliance. Notice how evil creatures are often disfigured to accentuate their evil like emperor palpatine or John Rockefeller: http://leaksource.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/david-rockefeller.jpg?w=604 thus it makes sense for the movie to be disfigured.
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    Star Wars is back!

    Especially after first hobbling in slowly on a cane... The trailer introduced the black guy with a startling sound effect and sudden appearance. They could have used a honkey horn sound or something instead but the comedy was on them, which is why that "sheeit" video was funny. It would have been *honkey horn* "surprise, the lead character's a white woman" if Hillary was president.
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    Star Wars is back!

    More like... blacklash. Or blowblack. I'm here all night folks. Maybe with Jar Jar and all the other stupidity of the prequels, they were actually prequels for spaceballs, not star wars. Hmm, star tours.. I predict the now disney star wars cash cow will be expanded in whatever way that will make for more theme park rides. Prepare for scenes that are roller coasterish. First you have to think of the toys and lunch boxes, then design the movie around that, like chocobots from the simpsons.
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    UDMF - ACS for RANDOM Music Help

    The code in the 1st post shows a good example of the sometimes subtle purpose of "else if" blocks. if (music == 1) { SetMusic("d_runnin"); music=music+1; } if(music == 2) { SetMusic("d_stalks"); music=music+1; } if (music == 3)..... etc See, each if condition is based on the value of music and each condition raises the value of music. So say music starts at 1. The first if block executes, setting d_runnin and making music==2. But now since music is 2, the 2nd if block executes right after (which makes music ==3, etc every if block will execute, since you add 1 in each block, so the music integer and track will be instantly set to the last if block. But if you make all the ifs after the 1st say "else if" instead, only the true condition of the 10 blocks will execute. But doesn't matter since scifista42 changed the code (his works without elses because the music int isn't changed inside any of his ifs. (you could put music++ at the end of the ifs if desired so the first track will be music's starting value) You could try this with an array (untested, tracksi stands for "tracks index" which was a clearer variable name than music in this case, and goes 0 to 9 since indexes start at 0). Arrays have to be global, a weird ACS quirk that makes functions you WANT to return an array instead have to edit a global array intended as that functions "output". int tracks[10]={"d_runnin","d_stalks","d_countd","d_betwee","d_doom","d_the_da","d_shawn","d_ddtblu","d_in_cit","d_dead"}; int tracksi=0; Script 3 (void) { print(s:"music is " , d: tracksi); SetMusic(tracks[tracksi]); Delay (3); tracksi+=1; if(tracksi>=10) tracksi = 0; }
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