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  1. I was at the mall walking through a JCPenny to get to my car after visiting a friend of mine while she was at work and I saw some hats that were on sale so I browsed around. Two of the employees, a pair of young guys about my age were talking as they were hanging clothes up back on the hangers. I wasn't totally eavesdropping on their conversation but from I understand one guy is trying to get his girl back after she broke up with him and the other guy was making fun of him for it. He was saying stuff like "Nigga, you so whipped" and "Youre one desperate-ass nigga."

    Here's the thing.

    The guy who was trying to get his girl back was black, and the guy calling him desperate was white. I guess I haven't been keepin up with the times or something but I was under the impression that white people can't say the N word. I've never really seen anything like it before. The white guy sort of walked off later laughing about the situation to put coat hangers back and I meandered over to the black guy. We made eye contact and I couldn't help but ask out of curiosity "Does.. doesn't it bother you when he calls you that all the time?"

    He looked at me like my head was in my ass and says "Man who do you think I am? What, just cuz someone says something that sounds racist to you, I'm the one who's supposed to be offended by it? What do you think I'm just hidin here waiting to jump out and call people racist when I hear someone say nigga once or twice? You one ignorant mothafucka ya know that?"

    Lesson learned.

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    2. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      Y'all trolls postin' in a nigga thread!

    3. Maes

      Maes

      Ya'll ain't done shit fo' dis nigga.

    4. Kirby

      Kirby

      Mr. Freeze said:

      So he runs fast while at work at the local convenience stores? Also, does he always call you "My friend"?

      No, but instead he says "Today morning", and at the liquor store he works at he'll put on the typical Indian accent for people leaving"

      "Please come again!"

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  2. This weekend I went to visit my cousin in New Jersey for his birthday, and he had been planning on going out to the "Night of Terror" at a farm called Creamy Acres. The place featured funhouses, haunted hayrides and a few other attractions. This is one of the first halloween themed scary events I've ever attended. I kinda expected not to be thrilled and to be full of cheap scares, and I kinda got exactly what I expected. Still I chose to admire the scenery the best I could.

    First I'd like to give credit where credit is due. For a $35 entree fee, you certainly get to see and experience things you wouldn't see at a park that costs $5 to get in. It certainly opened my eyes towards what you're capable of doing as far as creating a place like this. The place was broken up into 6 different attractions all featuring tons of actors that leap out from corners in front of you or chase you from behind. There was also a lot of strobe lighting, fog machines, and mechanical monsters/witches/dragons/whatever.

    However, my biggest turnoff was.. thematically, it didn't make any sense. We started off going into this haunted house where the fear being exacerbated was clowns. All kinds of derranged clowns with maniacal laughter with creepy out of tune circus music. Next we went immediately on to the haunted hayride, which a smooth ride on a strict path where we saw robotic dragons breathing fire, zombie farmers jumping on and off our trailer, crazy guys with chainsaws, animated skeletons, and a ton of other stuff. The next part was the Frozen Tundra where we got off and walked through this manmade cave that had abominable snowmen jump out at you. Shortly after that, we entered the Pirate Playground, which was another haunted house with pirate actors jumping out at you, cobwebs, gypsies, etc.

    See what I'm getting at? The entire theme park revolved around the theme of being scary, which is a lot like creating a wad with the theme of Doom. Also, each haunted house thing was a strict mazy layout where there was only one set path to go. Admittedly, it was nice knowing that I entered the park and left knowing I didn't miss anything, but the feeling of fear was totally removed from the equation, knowing that the entire experience was completely 'contained' and therefore safe.

    My favorite part by far, was this attraction called "Mayhem of Darkness" which started off kinda slow but cooler as we went on. We entered this barn with fake plywood walls to create an extensive snaking hallway, although it was pitch black, with the exception of a few dim flashing lights. There were ominous howling noises and screams and stuff. It didn't feature anything to scare you but the noises were a pretty cool effect. After you get out of the barn, you're immediately dropped off into a cornfield maze, where there are actors hidden behind bushes. If you go into a dead end, an actor will stalk you from behind and leap out at you as you turn around. Unfortunately the maze was horrendously easy to solve and some of the actors didn't really put their heart into their acting. After that maze, you enter another barn with a similar layout to the previous barn, except with chainlink fencing instead of walls, and instead of darkness, there was a really thick fog created from a fog machine. You literally couldn't see more than a foot in front of you, and actors hidden behind the fences didn't even have to really do anything, because you didn't even realize they were there until you were too close to run away.

    I guess my gripe with this theme park was that I was expecting more of a cinematic experience, and an important part of many horror movies is to have a lot of unknowns and places to explore. Also if something like this were a horror movie, it wouldn't make any sense. There's like 500 billion antagonists, and you only encounter them one by one and you know that once you pass one you move on to the next one. I think the best approach to creating a really frightening theme park is to make whatever is trying to scare you implied instead of spoonfed to you. Everything was just way too stagey and you basically just walk through the defined path that you know there isn't any real danger. Something scary would need to be ominous. If people were unsure they were going somewhere that is the
    "right way," they can't be sure of what horrors lie ahead, if any. Also darkness would need to be used to it's fullest advantage. A lot of their special mechanical monsters were pretty well lit so you could get a good look at them, and in turn, see how horribly robotic they are, doing their one animation. I think if they had created similar monsters that were less detailed hidden in fog or bushes or darkness, it would leave it's scariness totally to the imagination, and how scary it is relies entirely on what you percieve it to be, not what it actually is, which IMO is a stronger.

    I'm planning on writing down some kind of a plan to create the ultimate horror-theme-park using ideas I got from this event and my knowledge of making good Doom maps. I was going to inherit many of it's good ideas and set up some kind of nonlinear forest with different trails leading to different attractions so that each can be approached from any direction for a different experience each time. Actors skulking around scaring people, in addition to actors pretending to be tourists getting mauled by other actors. It would rely less on manufactured decorations and electricity and more on naturally aged materials and makeshift decorations that look real even up close. I think it would also be scary to come up with a way to seperate people in a group so that they need to find each other. I'm still in the conception stage but I'm sure I can throw out some more realistic details soon.

    1. Alfonzo

      Alfonzo

      Interesting stuff. I personally enjoy the low budget, sometimes tacky quality that comes out of a theme park of this fashion. It adds to the charm. The inconsistency is something I think we could probably all do without, but the different themes usually succeed in providing varying flavours of scare; a multitude of environments in which to run amok and get lost in. I'm not entirely sure how the kind of park you envision might pan out, but I'd pay top dollar to have a good run through it. Here are a couple of things I like about haunted theme parks:

      • Maps. I lov'em. The colours, the sketches, the legends and pathways... struggling to keep the wind from blowing the paper out of your hands. Maybe I've too great a thing for cartography, but I really enjoy memorizing the places and locales, working my way round the park and visiting all those nooks and crannies that most people miss: often (and favourably) the kind of places that become deserted around closing hour. If I spot a map, be in the pamphlet in my hands or the signs about the intersections, I immediately want to get lost, and possibly not find my way back until I absolutely have to... Damn. I really wish I was a kid again, if only for these moments.
      • The old, the broken and the antique. It builds the perfect atmosphere. If something is ancient and relic-like it creates mystery and intrigue. If it looks broken (and especially if you're standing on it) it creates uncertainty and desperation. I can't see myself walking into a modern building and being frightened by a piece of minimalist art or something. Although on second thought, that sounds like a pretty neat concept...
      I'll admit I've never had the experience of having actors jump out at me and scare me half to death or anything, but I shouldn't think I'd like to. Not because I don't wish to be scared of course, but because I like to be aware of the fact that it's a theme park, and not real in the sense that I may actually be eaten by the walking dead, or cursed by a cackling witch. That's not to say that I don't wish to be immersed and loose myself, for that's the best part, but only in the immediate sense, and not departing from the fact that at any moment, if I get too frightened, I could always just run back to the park entrance, sit down and grab a bite to eat.

      Mmmm. Brain burger...

    2. 40oz

      40oz

      Whoo said:

      I'm not sure how it is in New Jersey, but in Pennsylvania Haunted Houses you're prohibited from a lot of "interactive" scares (ex: You can't touch anyone).


      Yeah I'm aware. I think however, that it would be awesome to go into a park with actors that try to jump out and scare you, in addition to actors that pretend to be tourists and dress up casually just like everyone else in the park, and have other actors run up and attack them like the zombies in Left 4 Dead, so that the people who paid to get in can watch them get mangled. It gives the impression that "laws don't apply here" even though they do.

      I like st. alfonzo's suggestions. Getting lost would be a definite plus. Nothing is scarier than being unsure where you are and having to navigate your way out. The environment would need to be naturally scary. A park like this would need some very versatile property though. Maybe a rocky mountainous area with caves, a swamp, a forest with trails running all throughout it, and some plain fields of tall grass, some areas to put grave yards and build crypts in.

      While the theme park I went to had some awesome effects, I honestly think the less electricity the better. It needs a lot of naturally occurring visuals like torches and aged bricks, or man-powered effects. One thing I thought would be neat is to have a forest where some trees have fishing line tied to them, and actors will lightly tug on them so that the branches sway unnaturally and give the impression of the forest being "alive"

      Another thing I thought would be really neat, since people almost always attend these events in groups, is to find ways to separate groups into different parties so that they need to find each other. This can be done unintentionally by having some kind of pitch black area have multiple exits that drop off in different areas, or forcibly, by causing a door in a haunted house to slam shut between people in the same group. Bonus points if one part of the group gets mercilessly scared to death (not literally) by actors and stuff while the other part is on the other side in shock of the other group member's screams. Awesome.

    3. Maes

      Maes

      DuckReconMajor said:

      um, he paid THIRTY FIVE BUCKS to get in


      I can arbitrarily put a $35 price tag on a turd and pretend that people suck it down, too.

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  3. I try to hang out with girls all the time and girls LOVE to text instead of call. I usually try to hang out with girls more often than guys. I have a few guy friends and a ton of guy acquantances but I usually avoid getting too close and I don't hang out with them as much, though a lot of times I tend to text girls to find out what they're up to and if they wanna do something. It feels like the standard for getting a date going. Ive kinda grown to be accustomed to texting because of it. Is it weird to send guys text messages to see if they wanna hang out? To me it seems like a really girly thing to do.

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    2. Abyssalstudios1

      Abyssalstudios1

      For example, I just now finished arranging a trip to the hospital next week to visit a friend who had a stroke during surgery. If a person seriously doesn't like getting texts, he will tell you. If not, and I can't believe I'm saying this to you, get a sense of self-worth already.

    3. Hellbent

      Hellbent

      40oz said:

      I try to hang out with girls all the time and girls LOVE to text instead of call. I usually try to hang out with girls more often than guys. I have a few guy friends and a ton of guy acquantances but I usually avoid getting too close and I don't hang out with them as much, though a lot of times I tend to text girls to find out what they're up to and if they wanna do something. It feels like the standard for getting a date going. Ive kinda grown to be accustomed to texting because of it. Is it weird to send guys text messages to see if they wanna hang out? To me it seems like a really girly thing to do.

      erm, no. texting guys is very normal. I text all my guy friends at school. texting is just a more convenient form of communication, i don't see how or why it would be gender specific--girls are more social, so that's the only reason they may text more.

    4. DuckReconMajor

      DuckReconMajor

      Real men write in blood.

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  4. Before I start this blog, I just want you guys who are reading this to know that I'm partially writing this for myself, so that I can express in words my interest in this particular genre of music that I can't seem to find anyone IRL who listen to the same stuff as me. Or even in the Doom community really..

    The first couple bands I was really interested in and started to know by name were some punk bands and pop-punk bands. I started to like a lot of music that was selected for the Tony Hawk Pro Skater series and so did my friends. We started listening to Dead Kennedy's, NoFX, Less than Jake, Anti-Flag, the Casualties, and some others. My favorite part of most of these bands is that their music had a kind of message that I could relate too, usually about politics or crazy douchebags. It was kind of the first time I was introduced to music that wasn't made purely for the fame and entertainment value, but because it was a message that they wanted to deliver.

    I listened to a ton of different punk bands in my late middle school and early high school years, and being introduced to other genres of music such as Hardcore, crust, straight edge, Oi!, and a few others. I became more partial to Hardcore and Crust because the music was heavier and deeper and the lyrics/vox sounded much more fierce than whiny like some pop-punk bands and anarcho-punk tend to sound like.

    After being introduced to Last.fm, I was able to find out about a ton of other bands I really started to like, and by using the "similar artists" slider I was able to listen to samples from each band and pinpoint what kind of music I really like. I kinda delved into heavier and heavier stuff and really fast stuff, which lead me to listen to Grindcore, D-Beat and Powerviolence on a regular basis. A lot of my more recent friends can't seem to relate to my taste in music and they usually ask me things like "How can you listen to this shit?" and "Are you familiar with any 'NORMAL' music?" to which I usually don't have a straight answer for.

    The thing is, recently, I've been able to connect my music interests to my general personality. When I drink things like coffee or alcohol, I usually don't mix soda in my vodka or cream in my coffee or anything, I just drink it straight. Not that I think it tastes better that way, but because I like things in their purest form. When I play games or Doom wads, I usually play the games on the hardest skill first. I feel as though choosing the hard difficulty in games provides the player with the best possible experience, while choosing the lesser difficulties means that the game has been dumbed down for lesser skilled players. I found that the games I enjoy most are the games that are most difficult but not to the point where the game stops relying on human error to negatively affect the player. The way I see it, when I'm listening to grindcore, there's no intros or suspenseful buildup or progressive tone like most other genres of music. It doesn't pussyfoot around, it just cuts right to the hard parts. Doom is the same way. There's no intro or suspense. By hitting new game, you get a gun and there are monsters in front of you in the first level. It cuts right to the chase. No storyline, no suspense, just raw demon-slaying. I wouldn't enjoy Doom half as much if you were introduced to the game by wandering around without a weapon, getting directions on where to go, picking up on the storyline as you move along, and then getting to the parts where you actually get a gun and do something fun and heroic (like Doom 3 did), Those things are unnecessary to me. I just want to get right into the parts I give a shit about, and in grindcore, it does exactly that.

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    2. esselfortium

      esselfortium

      Yeah, I love that megawad where they strung together a bunch of copies of the endless imp corridor from Minas Morgal for 32 maps. Who could forget that one?

    3. DuckReconMajor
    4. dannebubinga

      dannebubinga

      Grindcore is nice, but power-violence is even better. If your friends don't think your taste in music is normal, then the problem lies with them.

      best bands ever:




      My friends awesome band:

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  5. I've known about Miracle Fruit for about a year now but just recently I've been reminded of it and decided to give it a try. I ordered a pack of 20 on thursday night and had been waiting anxiously for it to arrive on my doorstep.

    My parents never go grocery shopping anymore and we never have any decent shit to eat but this miracle fruit should make just about everything we have left deliciously edible. Also I told a couple girls about it who are really excited to try it with me, so that should be fun.

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    2. 40oz

      40oz

      Im thinking about trying it with vodka.

    3. Snakes

      Snakes

      Now there's something I didn't consider. How would miracle fruit make alcohol taste? Would Budweiser not taste like shit? Would IPAs taste even sharper?...

      This might be worth $10

    4. exp(x)

      exp(x)

      Snakes said:

      Would IPAs taste even sharper?...

      I imagine it would bring out more of the subtle fruit undertones.

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  6. Any smokers here?

    I'm not but I can't say I've never considered it. I have smoked several times before but I've never really gotten the addictive pull from it. Whenever I smoked it was just because I just happened to have an opportunity where it was okay to smoke and cancer sticks were presented to me.

    There's nothing about the smell that really bothers me. I've dated girls that smoke, I've dated girls that don't. Either way I'm not biased or anything. I think it's weird when people feel uncomfortable smoking in front of me, kinda like they are eating in front of me. But if I've got no desire to smoke, I don't feel like im missing out on anything. I think truth commercials are retarded. If they are allowed to bash smokers for choosing to buy cigs then they should be allowed to bash fat people for their eating habits.

    I know these are stupid reasons and I'm pretty certain the cons outweigh the benefits but I've considered starting smoking for the cig breaks at work. Also I feel like ciggarettes are some kind of a social lubricant like snacks at a party. I mean, for starters it's a lot easier to break the ice for a conversation with other smokers if you ask if you can bum a cig or better yet ask for a light. Another reason I've considered smoking is that it would give me a reason to go outside and talk to new people. I mean, I could just as easily now go outside and loiter around the outside of convenience stores and try to strike up a conversation with someone, but if I do that it kinda draws attention to that being the only reason I'm standing out there, which would kinda make me look like a creep. If I'm smoking, then I obviously had neen standing outside with the intent to smoke, and talking to people is just something that happens on the side.

    I'm pretty sure I won't start smoking though due to the health concerns but mostly because it's an expensive habit. I've yet to think of some kinda alternative to ciggarettes that can get me those same perks. I've thought of maybe using food to fill in that void, but who the hell stands outside so they can have a bag of chips?

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    2. ReFracture

      ReFracture

      Imp said:

      I smoke a pack of reds a day. Been smoking for 6 years. I enjoy it.

      I bet your wallet hates you. :P

    3. NightmareZer0

      NightmareZer0

      Mike.Reiner said:

      I bet your wallet hates you. :P


      Nah not really....

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  7. Remember in Human Opponents vs. CPU Opponents thread where I mentioned that my ideal game would make the Singleplayer/Coop portion of the game harder or at least equally as hard as deathmatch with Human players?

    Well I got an experimental idea for how the player handles his weapons that is different than what FPS after FPS has inherited from previous games. I got this idea from fighting games like Street Fighter and Tekken. Even though I don't play them much, I still admire them for what they are. Anyway:

    Imagine a game in which the player movement style is very fast. You can run and jump in different directions really quickly, like Quake 3 or Unreal Tournament or even Doom. Now, in Unreal and Quake and Doom, you run around collecting weapons and then switch to which one is best suited for the encounter you expect to have from your enemies. The way I would set this game up, is instead of running around collecting weapons and using one at a time, you start off with all the guns the game offers. You never actually wield one weapon at a time, so you never get a single weapon displayed on your HUD.

    (Imagine this game being played from an Xbox controller or something.)

    Instead, each button on the controller represents a different weapon. Like tapping A on the controller will have the player whip out a pistol and fire for every time A is tapped. Once the player stops pressing A the weapon is then holstered or discarded or whatever. Each weapon has slightly stronger secondary fire that uses a different button press sequence. like double tapping A and then holding it will have the pistol fire in slightly faster bursts. To use stronger weapons, a sequence of buttons most be pressed. Like holding A + X together will have the player throw a grenade. Double tapping Y and then holding B in sequence would have the player use a flame thrower or machinegun or something. Practicing different attacks and quick switches would make for some very unpredictable gun combat.

    In this game, you would be able to carry over your general knowledge of what guns special qualities are (i.e. flamethrowers are high in damage but short ranged, rocket launchers are long range but the projectiles are slow, etc.) and learn the sequence of buttons you need to press in order to handle each encounter you have with an opponent the best way, without being caught in situations where you don't have any good guns. When players first start the game, they will be expected to only use their most basic weapons until they learn to use combos that utilize their better weapons. Of course, the developers of the game (hopefully me) would be able to predict that people would get the hang of using special combos real quick, which would be the excuse to make the single player/coop portion of the game impossibly hard.

    I haven't quite thought of how to handle this on a keyboard yet, I'm still working on it.

    What do you think?

    1. Jodwin

      Jodwin

      40oz said:

      rely more on the button combinations you execute and less on precision

      Heh, that's quite a contradiction right there. Combos require far greater precision of any kind than normal FPS games do, and that's only one of the problems. Well, lets say you want to make the analogy to fighting games. You need to keep in mind that those are, most of the time, 1on1 games where you can see the whole game area at the same time, in other words you've got only one enemy to follow and there are no blind spots. In such a situation it's easier to move some of your attention into more complicated control systems (of course, at some point you'll start comboing from muscle memory, but lets ignore hard core gamers for a moment :P). Now lets look at FPS games: Multiple enemies at the same time, coming at you from different angles. FPS view also limits your vision greatly, meaning that you have a lot of blind spots which you need to keep eying. Just the amount of attention you need to pay to keep yourself up to date on the game area is higher than in a fighting game, so you don't want to waste extra effort on overly complicated controls.

      Anyway, it wouldn't speed up gameplay at all, again, quite the contrary since getting through the combos takes time and you'd need to leave margin for execution errors in your design.

      If your main idea is just to allow the player use different weapons quickly, let the player pick, say four weapons (two "A weapons" and two "B weapons"), then have left trigger shoot an A weapon and right trigger shoot a B weapon, and the buttons above triggers to switch between the two respective weapons without delay (left trigger switches A weapons, etc). :P

    2. 40oz

      40oz

      Ughh. Are you guys even reading my posts?

      Anyway what you propose won't work for real-time combat: sooner or later people will find out that it's best to use the weapons with the least complex activation sequences (preferably those that shoot as soon as you press ONE key) rather than trying to pull off combos. The end result? None will use the more powerful weapons because they'll die a 1000 deaths before they even fire a single shot, compared to someone who uses weaker weapons which are however FASTER and EASIER to use.


      Have you even anticipated how long it takes to press X X Y on an xbox controller? That was the combo i proposed for a flamethrower, which is a pretty damn deadly weapon, as opposed to repeatedly pressing a single button which just fires the pistol.

      Heh, that's quite a contradiction right there.


      Of course it is when you cut off the rest of the sentence. The way I see it, is that the interactivity of of FPS games lets you control every individual movement action, which is an assortment of absurdly long key combinations in itself. What I'm suggesting (while I'm not completely sure how I would execute this yet) is developing a method in which a simple sway of the mouse or something of that nature will meander the player around a room and so something similar to autoaiming toward the closest target, while the long key combinations that the player will have to learn are reserved to the actual gun fights.

    3. Maes

      Maes

      40oz said:

      Have you even anticipated how long it takes to press X X Y on an xbox controller?


      All I know is that pressing ONE button for the BRIEF lapse of time where you get to see your opponent in a typical FPS will work in 99.999% of cases, while trying to pull anything more complex in the same glimpse of time will fail miserably, you opponent will escape and scrub the floor with you.

      Less is better. Faster is better. Faster reflexes and the one who pulls the trigger first wins in most -if not all- FPS, unless of course the fastest/easiest weapons are ridicolously underpowered, movements are restricted (so you have more time to retaliate) or combat is slowed down to bullet/VATS time. And then the effects of latency will further bitch any sort of delayed/complex attack that has more stringent activation requirements, so no, just no.

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  8. I feel as though I don't contribute to enough non-Doom related communities. In fact, doomworld.com, skulltag.net, and occasionally zdoom.org are the only forum pages I browse regularly.

    I attempted to do some searches in hopes of finding a mildly moderated forum with a small-to-medium sized, though tightly knit crowd of some random funny people. I did find a couple forum pages to sign up in. Little did I know, without taking precautions and reading the fine print, that I would have to succumb to extreme prejudice.

    Today I attempted to register to a forum full of rants and raves and typical debates and random flamewars. My kinda crowd! Anyway upon clicking the register link, I am greeted with the forum terms and conditions and receive an option to clarify my age. "Were you born before or after Jun 07 1997?" Without really thinking about the question, instinctively, I somehow correlated the words "after" to meaning "older." and selected after 1997. I then filled in my preferred username, password, and email, and was told that my forum account is not yet activated until i activate it by going to my email inbox. I opened the email I received from the forum, though instead of getting a single link to click to activate my account, I had gotten an agreement that the email stated that I needed to "Print out, and have a parent or guardian sign" so that they know I am permitted to read and post on those forums. Then have my parents fax the printed and signed document to the website administrator so that he can activate my account.

    I am unable to sign up again because my email and username is already taken by an inactive account held by someone who is younger than 13 years.

    I did manage to find another forum that seemed kinda interesting. Upon filling out my required information and a few other personal fields, including one of those randomly generated images with the text on it that you have to type, I agreed to register and was linked to a page on the site that said "Spambot Registration Detected" I refreshed the registration page and filled in the information again from scratch, and added a little more personal information about myself, only to be linked to the same page.

    Internet forums just aren't as friendly as they used to be.

    1. Nuxius

      Nuxius

      40oz said:

      I doubt there is anyone who has ever followed through with these directions.

      And you'd be wrong.

    2. Maes

      Maes

      Is that forum even worth all that trouble? That is complete bullshit IMO. Seriously, fuck them.

    3. printz

      printz

      It's 40oz's mistake for misclicking the button, not their mistake for being douches.

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  9. Not really.

    Earlier today I had been playing Streets of Rage 3 desperately trying to beat the game on Hard mode. I hadn't beat the game on any skill level yet (I hadn't even tried easy mode) because my wayward opinions about playing games is that to get the best experience from a game is to play on it's highest difficulty setting. After a couple hours of kicking ass in the first few stages and then having my ass handed to me while playing at my best performance, I was pretty heated up by the blatant strength of my foes and decided to take a break from this game and switch off to something else. I found a Skulltag CTF server with some people in it.

    Already being "in the zone" with my reaction time being sharp and precise as ever, I expected to be on top of the game. yada yada yada... the combination of high pings, repeated unbalanced teams due to some clan members that, god forbid, they play each other on opposite teams, resulting in many games of 3v5, and 4v8, etc. On top of that the players remaining in the game that always landed on my team are those who have quite obviously never played doom before. While playing to the best of my ability, I still couldn't wear all of my team's hats by holding off my opponents, defending the flag, and getting the other team's flag without dying, however, I was determined not to quit. The subsequent losses that followed in addition to the repeated "<!> YOU FAIL IT <!>" messages being repeated by the enemy players concocted an infuriating vibe in my brain. Here are the results.



    I've heard about people who get so into games and always end up smashing game controllers and such. This is the first video gaming object I broke out of rage. Some vocal harmony, a pack of cigarettes (I don't even smoke, I guess I do now.), an angry brother i flipped off, and a cold shower later, I went out to buy a new keyboard. I didn't really like it much anyway. Well done, Skulltag.

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    2. Mr. T

      Mr. T

      It is the blogs forum, who cares.

      Where did 40oz go anyway. I miss his raging against the 21st century (not)

    3. 40oz

      40oz

      i poke in and out of here every once in a while. My schedule has been pretty full.

    4. SYS
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  10. ...accidentally opened the first page of a thread instead of the last page of an active topic and were slightly amazed at how many new posts it's gotten in a short amount of time only to notice something familiar and see you're on page 1?

    1. Planky

      Planky

      no

      have you ever accidentally opened the first page of a thread, not realizing its eons old, replied and then sat bewildered when you see that your posted ended up on page 50 of said thread?

    2. RestlessRodent

      RestlessRodent

      Planky said:

      no

      have you ever accidentally opened the first page of a thread, not realizing its eons old, replied and then sat bewildered when you see that your posted ended up on page 50 of said thread?


      once, or twice.

    3. Nuxius

      Nuxius

      Planky said:

      have you ever accidentally opened the first page of a thread, not realizing its eons old, replied and then sat bewildered when you see that your posted ended up on page 50 of said thread?

      I've come pretty close to doing that.

  11. I'm enjoying my new job a lot. The pay is pretty decent, I'm learning a lot an quickly beginning to get a hang of how the place works, and the people there are really cool. Everyone's pretty friendly and are willing to help me when i've got questions on how to do things, and I'm beginning to develop a pretty tight bond with the manager. Also, as a new guy, you should normally expect to get pretty shitty hours, since they can't expect the best work out of you if your placed in a new environment, but I've gotten 40 hours my first week! AND I'm getting 40 hours this week too! Also at the rate of 9.25 an hour, which was a good bit more than I was making at Subway, and the conditions of the work place are much better.

    I'm still meeting many of the coworkers there and have been pretty cool with everyone so far. Last night I was working from 3pm-11pm. Around 10pm the night guys were coming in to begin their shift. One of these guys, who usually works in the Deli area, which is my area as well, is Shawn. Shawn is a BIG byot black guy. I was just finishing my break and i introduced myself. He seemed pretty cool, he was asking me about myself and where I used to work. I told him all about my experiences at subway and why I chose to quit and told him im starting to like this place a lot more. He was pretty friendly and was telling me about how this is a pretty good place to work and that I'm pretty lucky to have gotten the job and he could tell I would fit in just right.

    Then, pretty much out of nowhere, while there were hardly any customers around, he looks at me with a considerably serious expression and asks me the question. "So.. How do YOU feel about full frontal male nudity?" Needless to say, I was shocked. I've only known this guy for about 20 minutes. He hasn't really told me much about himself. I just kinda went ahead and told him about me. Now, this is a pretty huge black guy im dealing with. He's like a foot and a half taller than me and like triple my weight. I have no idea where this question came from. If my mind were a human entity, it would be screaming and flailing its arms around frantically. I don't know whether this guy is hinting to me that he is gay or if he's a fag basher. In either scenario, a negative or positive response to that question means I am fucked. Literally or metaphorically.

    I basically just shot him a cop-out answer. "Umm.. I have no idea how to answer that question." then Shawn turns around and yells "Hey Chris," Chris is the current shift leader at the time. He's a white guy, a little older than me, about my same height. Me and him are pretty cool, we had been cracking jokes at each other on several occasions that night. Chris comes over "Yeah? what?" "I thought you said this guy was cool?" "Huh what do you mean?" "I just asked him how he feels about full frontal male nudity." Chris says "OOOhhh shit Jon I didnt tell you did I?"

    I'm like "Um. Nnnnno chris, you did not." so Chris begins to explain "Alright man, we've got this game, right? Where at any given moment, one of us is gonna unzip our pants and try to get you to look at our junk. Now, you also get points for innovation. Like for example I can be like Hey man, check out this cool belt buckle! and if you look, I get to kick you in the ass. That's the punishment for seeing our junk. The goal is to try come up with the sickest most clever ways to show it. Like Vinny over there" Vinny is this really old-timer who had been working for Wawa for years. He's like 80 years old and the nicest most friendly guy you'll ever meet. "Vinny's got this thing called 'The BRAIN' since his sack is all saggy, he can wrap his sack all around his junk and it looks exactly like a human brain man! How's that sound!?"

    Not sure whether or not they are dead serious, I retort in my maybe-im-being-sarcastic-maybe-im-not kind of tone. "Man that's fucking awesome."

    Suddenly Shawn and Chris start laughing hysterically. "were just fucking with you man. But seriously you ever see a belt buckle like this" and I glance down for a fraction of a second before I realize what he had just said and I was like "AHHH you jackass!" He didn't actually have his junk out but he would have gotten me if he did. We all had a good laugh about it though and I was pulling the same joke at different times that day.

    It's good to know I'm not getting my asshole enlarged though.

    1. Sharessa

      Sharessa

      Yeah, they were doing that where I work for a while. Ooooold game.

    2. 40oz

      40oz

      Bucket said:

      Sounds like they saw this movie.


      Yeah I'm pretty sure they mentioned something about a movie. Thanks for bringing that to light.

    3. Super Jamie
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  12. About a month ago, during some job searches, I came upon an ad in the window for a restaurant named "Mama Mia's" I started work on Wednesday March 10th from 5:00pm to 10:00pm. I had also worked Saturday March 13th from 3:00pm to 10:00pm until being fired the next day when I was expected to work on Sunday even though I claimed I wouldn't be able to make it.

    As a result of that, I returned the next week to pick up my check for the twelve hours that I worked. When I arrived, the owner of the restaurant, Micheal Petrecca, said he did not have the check ready and I would have to return next week to get it. When I did return the next week, he was not at the restaurant. I began calling the restaurant frequently every few days after that to check up on my money's availability and each time I call Micheal is either not at the restaurant, makes an excuse why the check has not been written up yet, or simply makes excuse as to why he cannot answer the phone. It wasn't until April 14th that I had called him once again, and he had claimed he did not have the information he needed to write my check, such as my social security number, number of dependents, etc. I obliged to drive over there and write him all the information he needed and he told me he would have the check on the following Friday, April 23rd. Knowing how incompetent he was, I called that day to check if it was there, as opposed to driving there myself. He refused to answer the phone, and had one of his employees tell me to come back on Monday.

    Due to unexpected occasions I did not come on Monday to pick it up, but today, April 30th instead. When I arrived Micheal was there and claimed that he does not have it because he has been too busy. I told him that I would come back in an hour and if it is not ready then, than I would get the police involved, and he gladly remarked "Go ahead." I'm more than just a little concerned of whether or not I can rely on him to write this check and I've been getting anxious about this for quite a while. Several people I've talked to about this (Including my own parents) told me they have had similar problems regarding Micheal Petrecca, except they had either gotten their money eventually or just forgot about it. I would much rather him not get away with evading the payroll. This check is more than month and a half overdue.

    Are the police even the right people to contact? What do I do?

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    2. geo

      geo

      15 years ago my friend's cousin was paid $2 from McDonnalds for working there.

    3. Maes

      Maes

      geo said:

      $2 from McDonnalds


      A shittier subsidiary/knockoff of McDonalds, I presume?

    4. geo

      geo

      Thanks for calling me on my spelling.

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  13. Man I thought being unemployed for a while would be great. So much free time! Can hang out with buddies all the time! Party all day long!

    Not.

    Everyone's at work. Nothing's on TV. Minimal motivation to make maps. I applied for like 10 jobs yesterday, awaiting calls. Trying not to spend money, especially by myself. Browsing the forums and creepin on facebook like 20 times a day. Texting people. Not getting replies. Looking forward to the 3 days I get to go to school each week. Homework's done. Room is clean. Nice weather outside. Still bored as fuck.

    I kinda want to do some active stuff outside at the park or something, but I'm pretty certain it's gonna be boring to do alone. Kinda wish I was making money right about now. Is there anything productive I could be doing in the meantime?

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    2. printz

      printz

      Super Jamie said:

      Pretty sure that's Agent Spork :P

      I would love not having a job. I'm pretty sure I could come up with things to do, such as sleeping a shitheap and working out lots, watching TV and playing retro games. I like being with friends but I've always been a loner so occupying my time on my own is no problem. I like a decent bit of Jamie time even nowadays.

      How would you get financed? [/obvious question]

    3. Super Jamie

      Super Jamie

      printz said:

      How would you get financed? [/obvious question]

      You can bludge off unemployment benefits pretty easily in Australia. That's not alot of cash, but enough to get a room in a share house. Probably not enough to do fun things like internet and mobile phone and drinking, so I'd likely get a part time job.

      This is all part of my continuing and increasing weariness with working 40+ hours a week. Trust me, I've thought long and hard about it.

    4. MajorRawne

      MajorRawne

      Well I've been gathering the redundancy dividend (commonly known as "the dole") for a while. My area was hit badly by redundancies so basically all that's going now are cleaning jobs for £5.30 an hour (which is roughly what it costs to buy one fluid ounce of petrol) and said cleaning jobs require 2 years' prior experience. I was wondering if I should blag them during the interview. "Yes, I attended mop college for two years and in my spare time I spray Domestos around the toilet bowl." Or I could just carry on writing a novel and building Doom maps, and waiting til there are some jobs going.

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  14. Some of you guys may be aware that I was at this last year and the year before, I'm giving it another whack this year too.

    As the Lenten season approaches, I'm reminded that I'm nearly hopelessly addicted to the internet, in some days where I don't already have plans, I could be spent surfing around for 12 hours straight. As a result, I've decided to practice the act of giving up the internet for Lent.

    It's usually really tough at first but gets pretty easy later on. I downloaded a bunch of megawads to keep my occupied in the meantime. I'm gonna aim to get a lot more 'useful' things done within this time. Go out and visit people I don't usually chill with more often, etc.

    I'm not much of a religious person, and if I weren't such an internet addict I would otherwise probably not give up anyting for Lent because I'm a selfish bastard. I was recently informed that Lent is approaching much sooner than I expected. This year, Lent runs from February 17th to Easter Sunday, April 4th.

    The rules are as follows:

    -Obviously enough, throughout the entire 40 days, Not once am I allowed to open up Firefox or Internet Explorer for any reason. (The only Web Browsers on my computer) With the exception of Internet resources being needed for school projects, as well as my college email.

    -I am still allowed to use the computer, whilst using no program that accesses the internet. No AIM, no IRC, No File sharing, No Email, etc.

    -No playing Skulltag, Counterstrike, Soldat, or any other online game over the internet or LAN. Bots are allowed.

    -No Xbox Live, or PS2 Online. However, playing those games on single player, or multiplayer splitscreen is certainly allowed.


    I don't want to make the Lenten season put a ginormous delay on the release UAC Ultra, so I'm still debating on one of two options:

    1. Shift my 40-day internet fast about 5 days or so, meaning ranging it from February 22, to April 9th, complete as much of my share in mapping as humanly possible, and leave the rest up the Super Jamie to do his stuff with it, get it playtested, and appeal to the playtesters' feedback, and release it while I'm gone.

    2. Create some kind of a loophole in the rules that allows me to email my progress on UAC Ultra to Super Jamie using my College email

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    2. 40oz

      40oz

      Hi guys!

      Shit was a lot harder this time around than the last time I did it. I think facebook may be a reason why. Also working on UAC Ultra was really cumbersome too. It also doesn't help much that I quit my job halfway through lent without anticipating that 90% of businesses require you to fill out an application for employment ONLINE which has made job hunting a real struggle lately.

    3. printz

      printz

      40oz said:

      It also doesn't help much that I quit my job halfway through lent without anticipating that 90% of businesses require you to fill out an application for employment ONLINE which has made job hunting a real struggle lately.

      Wow you really WERE a courageous trooper, congrats.

    4. Patrick

      Patrick

      I quit masturbating for that whole time. Quit yer bitchin'.

      Welcome back. Congrats on UAC Ultra.

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  15. this cute girl I didn't know until recently added me on facebook a couple months ago. She told me I looked real familiar, but neither of us could figure out where she knew me from (I'm convinced she just thought my profile pic was hawt and added me as a result.) We've been talking on the phone and texting and junk for a couple weeks now.

    I've hung out with her IRL twice now, and she's kinda hinting that she wants to get intimate. Last time I was with her, before i left i gave her a hug and she held me real close. I think she wanted a kiss but I kinda pussed out. Weird thing is, she's already in a relationship (according to her facebook). She's pretty hot and a lot of fun to be around, I'm probably gonna make a move next time I hang out with her. But if it can't be kept quiet I'm wonderin if her current boyfriend might wanna fight me.

    He looks pretty skinny, but so am I. I think he's younger than me too, so I'm not too worried about it. What do you guys think?

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    2. Craigs

      Craigs

      It wouldn't be cheating if her boyfriend wasn't in the equation...

    3. Abyssalstudios1

      Abyssalstudios1

      Dammit people! I didn't check the post dates until I saw "Lent". I was all excited that Jamie was back.

      Bastards.

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  16. It's probably no special day to you but I'm excited as fuck.

    #1 I've been working 6+ hours every day for the past 4 weeks, Dec 20th will be my first day off since then.

    #2 I painted this sick monster energy drink logo on this hoody I'm going to give to my honey for christmas on that day. (She loves monster energy drinks)

    #3 Because she said she got me something for christmas and hinted to me that "It is Doom-related" and I "will love it" This will be the first time I got a doom-related gift from someone outside my family. She's fucking awesome.

    #4 It's not going to be the only gift I get from her ;)

    #5 It's also my birthday.

    #6 32 IN 2444444444444!!! I can't wait to map for this. I've been fooling around with doombuilder for a personal project, and have been making great progress real fast. A 24 hour time limit is just what I need for motivation. I'm expecting to do either:

    A: Get 2 completed, detailed, playtested maps done,
    or
    B: Get 6+ generic layouts that someone else can detail and do whatever with.

    Whichever is more helpful.

    FOUR MORE DAYS.

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    2. Super Jamie

      Super Jamie

      Ohh now I am confused. Which order do I watch all the shows in? I have read that the movie slots in around episode ~26 or so?

    3. esselfortium

      esselfortium

      The movie either replaces or supplements episodes 25 and 26, depending on your view. (If you actually think about it, make comparisons, and aren't a troll trying to be contrary, it supplements them ;) ) Don't skip the TV ending like some people do; it stands on its own and is a completely different telling of End of Eva, and understanding one will help the other make more sense.

      Death and Rebirth, the other movie, is skippable. Death is just a per-character recap of the TV series and Rebirth is just the first half of End of Evangelion.

      I highly recommend seeing the New Production Cut (called the "Director's Cut" or "DC" on the English release) versions of episodes 21-24 before watching End of Eva, though. If you haven't already seen those episodes, just watch the DCs; if you have already seen them, go back and watch the DC versions for the extra stuff. There are some new scenes and new information and such (originally created as part of Death, but irritatingly, many of them were removed for Death's video release to encourage people to buy the Director's Cut releases) in them that help to set things up a bit better for End of Eva; some things might seem a bit off without that for context.

      Of course it's still a complete head trip no matter how prepared you are for it, but everything in it does have a purpose, even if it's not immediately apparent.

    4. Butts

      Butts

      That shirt is so bad ass! Your girl is a win.

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  17. Aight so don' even get me started on how crazy this day was. So I'm just chillin workin at subway just listenin to some jams on da ipizzle right? yaknow the usual. So this chump walks on in the front door, some big biker guy with all his bikah buddies sittin out in the parkin lot. So he walks up and hes all yellin "Gimme a footlong roastbeef on italian!" and im all like aight whatever, no need for the attitude but whateva.

    Like halfway through makin the sandwich he's all "YA PUTTIN CHEEZE ON DAT??" and im like "yeah dude gimme a sec" then his forehead drops and hes al like "DONT TALK BACK AT ME KID" and im all "yo back down I aint frontin!" then all of a sudden outta nowhere he lunges at me across the counter tryn to grab me, but hes kinda chubby ya know what im sayin? So i just dip back and im all "Aight aight, ya playin hardball?"

    So I jab him with the left and give em a hook with the right and im still wearin my sandwich makin gloves too, i dunno if the blood was from his nose or from the roast beef. At this point his face lights up red like a cherry. he's all callin in his buddies from the parkin lot. Now all a sudden im surrounded by like six fat bikah dudes right? Im all like whatever yall fat I aint backin down. I'm all hype now nyways. Then he's all tryin to be tough sayin stuf like "You picked the wrong guy to mess with punk!" and im just like "you bring five guys to a fight whos da punk now??" I mean they eat at subway how tough can they be yknow? The one guy didn't take it well, he pulls out a switchblade, im like shoot these guys are packing and this never happened I made it all up thanks for reading. I anxiously await all your "ah i knew it the whole time!" posts.

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    2. Super Jamie

      Super Jamie

      Really? I buy Subway because it's not all greasy and gross. It's actually kinda healthy as far as fast food goes.

      Providing you stick to the healthy subs anyway. A footlong Pizza has more grams of fat than some McDonalds burgers :P

    3. Jodwin

      Jodwin

      There's something about the concept of "healthy fast food" that just sounds completely wrong, impossible and unnatural.

    4. Maes

      Maes

      Jodwin said:

      There's something about the concept of "healthy fast food" that just sounds completely wrong, impossible and unnatural.


      Why? If you bite into a single unpeeled tomato or apple, it's noth faster to eat than a sandwich or gyros and healthier. Not tastier though :-(

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  18. I've noticed an increasing number of modern games that include team based combat, where if you, or someone on your team has to reload their firearm, the character obnoxiously shouts "RELOADING!!"

    This bothered the hell out of me in Call of Duty 4, but also appears that Star Wars Republic Commando, Killzone, and now Left 4 Dead are using that idea too.

    In games, I'd be surprised if reloading a regular gun took more than a full 2 seconds. What the hell is anyone going to do for you during that duration? Who the fuck cares whether your reloading or not? Save your own ass and reload when someone's not driving bullets down your throat.

    Which essentially, that's what most people do. Shouting "RELOADING!!!" is completely unnecessary and gets old fast. I dont know why games are provoking this as a feature.

    1. 40oz

      40oz

      Nancy said:

      Reloading your gun in 2 seconds or more (depending on what type of weapon you're carrying, obviously), while bullets fly around, you would indeed want to let your team mates know that you won't be shooting for a little while and 'Reloading!' is obviously shorter to shout than, for example, 'Dudes! Seriously, dudes, I'm gonna be a sitting duck here for a little bit, so if you wouldn't mind assisting me in not dying while I get this cartridge up in this mofo, I'd really appreciate it, you guys! Seriously, I'll take you out for some beers later or something, but keep em busy while I do my little thing here, arite?'

      Crysis. Play it on a more difficult level setting, and enemies will shout it in Korean.


      Well no kidding, but is not saying anything at all a bad choice too? I think not. I can understand if this is real life, since reloading isn't the same operation as it is in a game. You don't just press X and wait, you kinda have to draw away from your concentration on your target, and indeed take more time that it does in the game anyway.

      Coopersville said:

      I like that my character is going to announce that he or she is reloading when I play Left 4 Dead, because it saves my ass when the retarded frat boy on my team gets killed and blames me for sucking at the game. I'm also a team player and help my fellow players when I can.


      I just watched a video of Left 4 Dead in gameplay. The player was using a sniper rifle that only had about 5 bullets or so per clip. Every time he shot 2 or 3 zombies he would reload. In fact he reloaded any amount of time that was necessary. And everytime he reloaded, he obnoxiously shouted "REEEELOAADING!" However, reloading the gun was a simple, pull out the clip, put in a new one. Done. It took about 1 full second and that was it. Has anyone ever rescued a guy who decided to reload his gun in a situation where it took a zombie only one second to kill him by announcing that he was reloading??

    2. Coopersville

      Coopersville

      JohnnyRancid said:

      Has anyone ever rescued a guy who decided to reload his gun in a situation where it took a zombie only one second to kill him by announcing that he was reloading??


      My brother died that way.

      That, and a Smoker zombie can lynch a survivor in the blink of an eye. Hunters, too. Snipers, especially, need protecting. That's why God invented the Spotter.

    3. Darkman 4

      Darkman 4

      It was only bad in Insurgency, where your guy would yell it so loudly that every goddamn person in the area could hear him.

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