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I'd like to live in Tennessee. More specifically, in Lynchburg, Tennessee, where Jack Daniel's is headquartered.
This way, I can play all day with the barrel's corks waiting for the whiskey to mature, while my buddies pat me on the back and tell me "just warm it up, haw haw haw" like in that old Jack Daniels commercial.
And after it matures, you sell it and...well....you wait for the next lot. It must be the world's best job O_o Even Charles Bukowski would have loved it.