TMD

-Don't be a cunt.
-Don't share fucked up stories and don't take negative replies to be serious at all.
-Don't be a idiot.

I also learned that being in the Loser threads is boring as fuck as well.

This is probably a silly place to put this but I'm hoping that DW can spare some positive thoughts?

Yesterday we found out that my eldest son Nicholas has a brain tumour. He goes in for neuro surgery in about 4 hours and my wife and I are doing our best but we are broken beyond words.

Please Nicholas come home to us. We've still got mapping to do together.

Travers

This is probably a silly place to put this but I'm hoping that DW can spare some positive thoughts?

Yesterday we found out that my eldest son Nicholas has a brain tumour. He goes in for neuro surgery in about 4 hours and my wife and I are doing our best but we are broken beyond words.

Please Nicholas come home to us. We've still got mapping to do together.

Travers

Okay so how much does it cost for you annually to live on your own? Solo, I mean. Like where do you live and how much would you say that is costs for you to live. Per month or year is fine, just those two please.

Apparently I drink an average of 44 units of beer in a week. This is considered to be a bad thing.

Compiling a high score board of DW regulars. Be honest.

And now, I'm off to the pub to drink until I'm retarded.

There is a squirrel outside my window. Its been out there for a few days. Its giant. Like a small house cat. No its not a raccoon. I've seen what I thought was it jumping down from tree branches, but now I've seen it fall with a bit of dead tree branch with it.

I've caught it on camera, but my Samsung phone isn't good from this distance. It just looks like dark blur.

Whenever I hear a thud, I know its the squirrel. Whenever I see a lighter tree branch suddenly start to shake, there's the squirrel that then bends it down and before it jumps off, it falls off. Then I hear the thud.

Make me some maps damnit.
You have until 7pm GMT so I have some shit to play when I'm home from work. Can be anything limit removing and make w/e SP with textures etc.
Maybe themed...anyone got ideas?

I'm 24 before anyone asks :P
Also I like purple. Purple is good.

Whoever is doing the prank calls has to stop now. It is bordering on harassment (if not harassment now) as it's been going on for about 3 weeks. Someone ordered Domino's online and some poor delivery guy showed up at 10 AM to my residence.

Somebody who knows my BVV Facebook page apparently did that and the post was 6 hours ago but the contents of the user's post didn't appear hostile but it did address me by first name, which is nowhere on my Youtube FB channel page but on my Steam (which I cleared just now).

The person is male and always has a heavy accent, according to my mother.

Experiment NO. 67 - Usage of nettle for dopamine release stimulation


From Wikipedia, "urtica dioica, often called common nettle or stinging nettle (although not all plants of this species sting), is a herbaceous perennial flowering plant, [...] divided into six subspecies, five of which have many hollow stinging hairs called trichomes on the leaves and stems, which act like hypodermic needles, injecting histamine and other chemicals that produce a stinging sensation when contacted by humans and other animals".

It was during my latest field trip that I discovered this intriguing plant, and found a way to make great therapeutic use of it's defense mechanisms, and thought it would be nice to share the results of my experimentations here as well.

Having in mind the hypodermic needles of nettle, the question of how it would feel to deliberately sting my genital organs with a specimen innevitably popped up.
After meticulous disinfection of said specimen, I held the batch in a pair of surgical gloves and softly brushed it against the top of my penis.

Initially it was hard to tell any difference, but soon enough my head started to swell and it felt surprisingly good. Subsequent rapid stroking of the penis resulted in an extremely firm errection, followed by a monstruous ejaculation, around 5 times more sperm then on a usual run.

Sometime later, I've attempted the procedure again. The nettles had actually been picked about half an hour by the time the were applied again and, unlike my penis, had gone a little limp. As a result the leaves needed to be flicked quite hard against my glans in order to do the trick so I guess a fresher nettle harvest might have been preferable.

However, the results were almost equally satisfactory as the last time. After sometime spent arousing myself with manual and oral sex I guided myself into a position from where I could penetrate my hand into a throbbing orgasm, once again.

During the rest of the day (no more sexual activity), I felt a hint of very agreeable pain in the background, but nothing serious and it was gone by next morning.

So there you have it, now you know a cool nettle trick that you can share with your friends, or perhaps try by yourself at home.

Either way, make sure you let me know of your result, and tell me what you think! Cheers!

I hate work, facing the future and all the time I spend on my own. I'd almost go as far as to say I hate life, but I think it's more the modern western lifestyle.

So I woke up depressed today, like I do about once or twice a week. I doubt I'll actually kill myself any time soon, but I worked out who I'd notify, what I'd say (I'm torn between proper spilling my heart and just leaving some kind of quip as my final words), how I'd get my finances in order and let my boss know not to expect me in ever again.

The hard part is the actual suicide, IMO. I know a few obvious methods, but that's a lot of cleaning for some poor sod if you jump in front of a train (plus there'll be a lot of delayed people like me cursing me for a selfish bastard) or throw yourself from your 20th floor flat window. If I wasn't British I'd probably make use of the frequent firearms in various parts of the world, but I am, so I'll either have to slit something or go for a needle to a vein with only air in. I'd like to think I'll have a crap first so my death is less messy, seeing as I envisage this being a well-prepared affair rather than a spur-of-the-moment, emotionally driven kind of deal.

I'm airing this to you lot as I imagine it's more upsetting for friends, family or colleagues. The way I see the remaining 50-60 years of my natural lifespan, my suicide is only a matter of time. Frankly I'm not even that upset - more resigned in the acceptance that I simply don't want to live.

I hate work, facing the future and all the time I spend on my own. I'd almost go as far as to say I hate life, but I think it's more the modern western lifestyle.

So I woke up depressed today, like I do about once or twice a week. I doubt I'll actually kill myself any time soon, but I worked out who I'd notify, what I'd say (I'm torn between proper spilling my heart and just leaving some kind of quip as my final words), how I'd get my finances in order and let my boss know not to expect me in ever again.

The hard part is the actual suicide, IMO. I know a few obvious methods, but that's a lot of cleaning for some poor sod if you jump in front of a train (plus there'll be a lot of delayed people like me cursing me for a selfish bastard) or throw yourself from your 20th floor flat window. If I wasn't British I'd probably make use of the frequent firearms in various parts of the world, but I am, so I'll either have to slit something or go for a needle to a vein with only air in. I'd like to think I'll have a crap first so my death is less messy, seeing as I envisage this being a well-prepared affair rather than a spur-of-the-moment, emotionally driven kind of deal.

I'm airing this to you lot as I imagine it's more upsetting for friends, family or colleagues. The way I see the remaining 50-60 years of my natural lifespan, my suicide is only a matter of time. Frankly I'm not even that upset - more resigned in the acceptance that I simply don't want to live.

Hey guys so I finished 5 maps


and I am currently in progress of the sixth map


I am learning this new awesome thing called GZdoom builder
but started on map06 so later in the game you will see gzdoom actions.
I am really confident on this hell I made a T-shirt with The wad's logo.


So I am working really hard on this and I hope it will get some kind of
attention on doomworld.

uckass.

Bear in mind I'm adopted so none of this could pass down to me genetically so none of those jokes about genetically inheriting autism will make any sense.

Just now, I went to get a can of MY drink from the fridge, and my mum just said "Oh help yourself", despite it's MY drink, which I even exclaimed to her, and she retorted "It's my fridge", despite that isn't technically true, since my dad earns the money (she has no job) and therefore he paid for it, technically making him the owner of the fridge.

This isn't the only thing I hate about her, there are a LOT of other things, about 95% of which couldn't make it into this post due to character limits that I assume are around 10-20,000.

The biggest thing I hate about her is her hypocrisy. She is a GIGANTIC hypocrite in almost everything she complains about me. She complains I spend too much time at the computer. What does she do all day when she's not doing effortless, menial tasks (There are about 2, ie. laundry and sometimes cooking, and the cooking is absolutely terrible most of the time unless she does something from a packet or something simple like egg and chips (fries)? She sits at the computer browsing the internet looking for unimportant things to keep herself interested, like anyone else would, or she plays card games or Minesweeper for hours on end. Yet she complains that I spend too much time playing games and browsing the internet.

She also complains that I'm lazy, despite the fact I'm actually not, I just can't be fucked to do things for her that she can do herself at will. Some things I don't mind like feeding the cats or emptying/filling the dishwasher (I do that anyway but she just tells me to, thinking that's why I do it), but there are just plain dumb things that she can blatantly do herself, and it'd be more convenient if she did (My room is at the very top of the house, and she spends most of her time at the bottom, mainly living room, dining room (there's a computer in there) or in the kitchen), so whenever she tells me to do something, she's normally stood there waiting for me to do it, when she could've done it in the time it takes for me to walk down about 4 flights of stairs. Hypocritical about laziness? Yes, very.

The next biggest thing that pisses me off is that she bitches and whines about me being anti-social. This partly pisses me off because this is also being a gigantic hypocrite, since she just watches TV and does her computer thing alone. But this isn't the only thing. I'm anti-social to my family BECAUSE of her. I physically and mentally cannot stay in the same room as her because she has an "aura"* of hatred and annoyance. But this isn't the only thing, she's like "Come and be social with your family", then she instantly goes on a pursuit of criticizing everything about me that she can, made up or not (mostly made up). This is especially prevelant at dinner time, when 60-80% of the family (My sisters are barely at home any more, due to one having a job and I don't really give two fucks about the other one) are sat down together, with my dad sat there making the most disgusting, horrible and loud eating noises you could ever imagine which actually irritates my ears even if it's extremely quiet or even in my head, even if he's finished eating, and my mum just sat there looking disgusting and horrible and making snide comments about me, and only about me, not anyone else, meaning she's purposely targeting me for no apparent reason. She also seems to think I'm anti-social with EVERYONE and that I don't want to go outside with friends because I'm a lazy shit that just sits at the computer all day, despite I'm at the computer all day BECAUSE she won't let me go outside with friends.

The next big thing I hate is that she's only ever pissed off when I'm around, almost like she just acts angry at me just because. Sometimes she isn't and this is the only time I can stand her, but it's like she's either bipolar or schizophrenic, because she could turn at any second, mainly because of requests (mostly to go out with friends, which she forbids, despite she thinks I'm an anti-social cunt and should go outside, read above) or because I don't want to do something with her, like this one time I just wanted to go outside alone instead of going to some shitty horse thing (I hate horses), and she just went full shitty on me, even suggesting that I go to lunch only with her, leaving everyone else to go to the horse thing, which obviously I declined so she threw some money for lunch on the floor and stormed out (despite the fact she hates me she still forces me to eat even if I don't want to, probably to stop me going to the police and say she's starving me). I'll admit that felt pretty good to finally get my way for once, instead of spending a few hours at some craphole, being bored and not being able to do what I want to.

I also hate the fact she's incredibly intrusive to my privacy. Whenever I'm on my phone, she asks who I'm texting, even if I'm clearly not, and even if I'm clearly playing a game, made even clearer by the fact I'm doing things and it's making sounds, which should be a clear notification that I'm playing games, not texting. This is made more annoying by the fact she doesn't know any of my friends except one is called David and another is called Tom, yet she still asks anyway, expecting an answer even if she doesn't know who it is. She also asks who I'm talking to on Skype, and this is even more awkward because I talk to some online friends, who have American or otherwise accents, and this results in her asking if I'm staying up all night to talk to them, and if that's why I can't get up early in the morning (I do stay up late, but not as late as she thinks and it's not to talk to my overseas friends). She also sometimes barges into my room when I'm playing a game and even if it's clearly a single player game, she asks who I'm playing it with, especially if I'm talking to someone in the background. This is (somehow) even more annoying when I'm playing online with strangers, because I don't know who those people are and she still asks who they are anyway, and she won't leave me alone until I make up names for all of them (this is incredibly stupid to do on big games with 8 or more people).

I'm not sure what to do about this, I keep thinking of running away, but then I'm stumped by the fact I have nowhere to go and no job to get money to get a house, and I'm only 16 so I don't think I could support myself financially or even mentally, since it's a big thing to move out of a house you've been living in for all your life to a completely new place that you don't know, and possibly losing contact with most of your friends. I even thought of suicide, but I don't really think I need to go that extreme to get out, and it's a very dumb thing to do or think about just because one person is making your life shitty, plus I don't know how I'd do it, since I don't want it to hurt but then I don't want it to be quick just in case I pull out at the last second. I've even thought about killing her, but that's obviously just a psychotic fantasy that I can't go through with because of possible implications and repercussions.

Sorry about the mahoosive read, I just had to get this out somewhere because I'm sick of it being pent up and it was decomposing my brain.

*I'm not a gypo, I mean aura as in the Diablo 2 style auras as prayers, except more like the opposite of a Paladin, since as far as I'm concerned, she is no good or divine warrior, or even a mother. She's never done anything good in her life and she never will.

A song always played at the supermarket where I worked but it fell out the loop once holidays came around and they changed all the songs. Coworkers knew not what song it was, they only knew every other song.

Here's a MIDI: https://sites.google.com/site/ghostlydeath/song.mid?attredirects=0&d=1

It's sung by a female singer and has alot of "Woah-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh" in it.

Go ahead. We both know you want to.

If you play any good maps/projects this year, list the following...

* Name of the Wad
* Author
* Download Location (idgames link, preferably)

Do not post other crap in this thread, only post about wads. If you would like to post about something OTHER than a good wad, enter a TITLE like...

* Best Mapper
* Worst Wad
* Best Multiplayer Map
* Mordeth Award

This will help me keep track of worthy projects. Thank you.