Single Status Update
I am gross and perverted, I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years but very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government and industry too
For I am destined to rule and regulate you!
I may be vile and pernicious, but you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get,
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!
You will obey me while I lead you, eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you - don't go for help, no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told until the rights to you are sold!