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10 Good Reasons Not to Stick Your Finger in a CyberDemon's Eye

10. It violates id Software's End User Agreement

9. It'll piss off the Spider Mastermind

8. It's a logistical nightmare

7. It could result in the next big health and hygiene crisis

6. It makes them horny

5. It might cause regressive psychosomatic trauma to the
CyberDemon

4. It's twice your size. What are you thinking?

3. It's bad for Interplanetary diplomacy

2. Using your finger on a CyberDemon is like using a pea-shooter on a rhino

And the number one reason not to stick your finger in a CyberDemon's eye is ...... (drum roll please) .......

1. It'll return the favor by sticking its rocket launcher up your a**

For a more detailed discussion of these 10 reasons visit:

http://darkesthour.doomcenter.com and click on the "10 Reasons" link after you enter the site.

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errr.....'scuse me, Doc..... errr.... hmmm....
/me forgot the flame I was going to say...

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/me pushes rex into a pool of lye

You know what this reminds me of? bigbadgangsta's posts in the fanfic forum.

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Drain cleaner.

Gawd, I hope I spelled that right.

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Fnord.

Top 4 Reasons Why You Should Never Post Something Like This:
1. Posts like this one will start popping up.
2. Posts like Liam's and Lut's will start popping up.
3. You could never actually get close enough to stick your finger in a Cyber's eye, you would be blown to pieces if you get with 200 feet of one, unless, of course, you can strafe really good.
4. Inability to look up/down in Doom means that eye-poking will never happen unless the demon you are trying to eye-poke is your height and standing up.




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1. It'll return the favor by sticking its rocket launcher up your a**


/Me procedes to start ROFLMFGAO/

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.................

Dat is da funniest fuckin' thing I have read in a long time.
Ever been to a site called www.stickdeath.com? It's tight as fuck.

Oh and by da way, in case ya'll is wonderin:

ROFLMFGAO: means Rollin' On da Floor Laughin' Mah Fuckin' Ghetto Ass Off!!

Ya feels me!!

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No.


I second that.

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Porn.


I second that too.

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