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lol look at this

my dad got this ina an e-mail labeled warning messages.
My personal fav is the superman one ...

> >In case you needed further proof that the human race
> >is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label
> >instructions on consumer goods.
> >
> >On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
> >(Gee that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
> >
> >On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No
> >purchase necessary. Details inside."
> >(The shoplifter special)
> >
> >On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like
> >regular soap." (And that would be how ...?)
> >
> >On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving
> >suggestion: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion)
> >
> >On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do
> >not turn upside down." (Too late!)
> >
> >On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be
> >hot after heating." (Really?)
> >
> >On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes
> >on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
> >
> >On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a
> >car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
> >(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
> >construction accidents if we could just get those
> >5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
> >
> >On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
> >(One would hope.)
> >
> >On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or
> >outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
> >
> >On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for
> >the other use." (I have to admit, I'm curious.)
> >
> >On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
> >(Talk about a news flash.)
> >
> >On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions:
> >Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta.)
> >
> >On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this
> >garment does not enable you to fly."
> >(I don't blame the company. I blame parents
> >for this one.)
> >
> >On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain
> >with your hands or genitals."
> >(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere? OUCH!)

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I love those things. Anybody seen the new burger commercial? In it there's this guy who jumps out of a convertible and tumbles off a bridge and down a hill when he misses a burger king exit. At the bottom it says "pro stunt man, don't try this." Which means there's a significant amount of people who think, "Hey! Next time I miss an exit, It would be cool to jump out of my car and off a bridge and go falling down a bridge to get to a burger resturaunt." Stupid stupid people.

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Hell, that Swedish chainsaw-thingy is funny!

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Hell, that Swedish chainsaw-thingy is funny!


I wonder if the doomguy got one of those on his chainsaw.

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