bruce campbell vs. duke nukem: who's da bigger bad@$$?

I'm just posting this for the heck of it. I'm kinda bored, waiting for Unreal: Tournament to finish d/l'ing and all... Well, let's see... Bruce uses a chainsaw and a boomstick.. Duke uses a bunch of cool crap. But has Duke ever killed a she-b!tc#? Nope. Has he ever had his hand cut off, and have a chainsaw implanted where it once was? Nope. DOES HE HAVE A BIG CHIN?! NOPE! My vote: Bruce.

(BTW, I know that this is probably the crappiest post I've had yet, but hey. I was pretty dang bored. Do yourself a favor and watch the Evil Dead trilogy.)

Hello.

I nominate Bruce Campbell, cuz Duke's lines were ripped from the Evil Dead movies; i.e., duke's about as original as the concept of pre-marital sex

Oops. My bad, Lut. I'll remember to put it in poll Heck next time,... with all your stuff. :/