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the end is coming!

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I repeat,

My only consolation about th end of the world coming is that the memory that this retarded thread has sat its ugly arse on will be burned to a cinder.

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dan the can
dan the man
dan the pan
dan the peter pan
dan the fan
dan got a tan
dan got a ban
dan drives a van
dan ran

I'll murder all of you with my rhyming skillz

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And I repeat,

My only consolation about th end of the world coming is that the memory that this retarded thread has sat its ugly arse on will be burned to a cinder.

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/me puts some magic mushrooms in prtiche's sandwhich to shut him up. =]

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I'll murder all of you with my rhyming skillz

Yo Pritch,
If yer gonna bitch,
Don't be such a snitch,
Go fix that heroin itch,
Until you start to twitch,
One day you'll find your niche,
And your computer won't always glitch,
And you'll get a stitch...
...n'stuff

Orion
He hangs with the Zion,
If he had an electron he could make an ion,
You can feed him to a lion,
He knows a guy who's Mayan,
Um...his name rhymes with...
Uh...
...Gorion?

Nevermind

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this dan fella thinks he can rhyme
but I'll whoop his ass in no time
he's been pushing it way passed the line
I'll go through all his crap untill I shine
then I'll fuck that chick who is real fine

oh yeah.. there went some wigga shit.

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Straight up hangin' at doomworld gettin mah swerve on,
hittin' da mothafuckin gonja harder and harder,
so hard dat a nigga's brain be gone,
sittin' back watchin' mah dawgs Orion and Danarchist tryin' ta freestyle,
but these niggas ain't got's a clue,
not by a fuckin' mile.
Ya'll is mah dawgs, but ya'll can't spit worth a dime,
and ya'll don't know nuthin' bout dat lyrical shit,
ya'll man as well not waste ya time,
go back and play da doom god, go blew up and mame da demons,
cuz when I roll back in dis piece,
I wanna see them bastards hollerin' and screamin,
make them bastards scream yo,
louder than a stank ass ho,
dat just got stuck,
make them faggots hurt so bad,
they feel like they got hit by a bigass mack truck,
then show them newbie's what da deal is,
show them the ropes and da tricks,
and who's who and what biz,
let them babies know straight up what da deal is:
fuck the police and da army, Lüt and Zaldron's who ya gots ta ph33r,
cuz them niggas is da mods,
and they'll let ya know who be in charge here,
NO SPAMMIN, NO FLAMEFIGHTS, and definately NO FUCKIN' WAREZ,
or else Mordeth will roll up in dis piece,
and throw yo ass down them stairs,
all the way down dawg, down into fuckin'post hell,
where BBG's da man in charge,
and he'll stomp and beat on ya ass, till ain't nuthin' but goo and gel,
then ship ya over to linguica's house, express mail, priority over night,
and when ya arrive at da admin's house prepare for an awful fright,
because yo ass belong to him now, and there ain't no escapin' dat god,
he'll twist up yo body and mutilate it,
until ya become da next evil mod,
then ship ya back here, with orders ta corrupt,
but get up in mah face, mod or not,
and yo ass is sure to get stuck.
Cuz I'm da boricua nigga yo, staright out of NY,
and when ya'll see da stoned smiley,
ya'll know dis nigga like ta get HI.
So all ya haters and bitches just know: you can kiss mah ass,
and da rest of ya'll gather round mah peeps,
huddle in mass,
cuz I'm about to show ya'll peeps true smokin,
and how we roll,
gettin' everyone in da forum's hi god,
dat's mah true goal,
And dat's all I gots to say for now,
dat's it, I'm out, I'm a go,
So stay true to da game dawg,
and keep da funk flow.
¦]

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Eh, shit happens!

Oh and by da way ZD, I ain't about to start on no fuckin' haiku's.... all I do is freestyle, man....... and smoke weed of course! :P

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all I do is freestyle, man....... and smoke weed of course! :P


really? i just happen to have 20 spare bucks sitting here, just waiting to be spent on something unhealthy...

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We're ONE step before Haiku's people. Pray to your Gods...

Did you say "Haiku"?
I for one would quite enjoy
Seeing more of those.

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What the fuck is this?
Haikus suck on Doomworld boards!
Don't start posting them!

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Then again we could just perform some "manteinance" over the memberlist and erase that "Danarchist" user no one's using anymore. :)

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Then again we could just perform some "manteinance" over the memberlist and erase that "Danarchist" user no one's using anymore. :)


...sounds like a plan...

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