I get schitzophrenic of...

WTF? It looks like you've got an assortment of cutlery wrapped around your head

We were making a parody of the artwork on Rammstein's Sehnsucht album. It just so happened that the flash timing was wrong when I got my shots taken, but in the end I liked the picture without the flash better than with.

not to mention the fact that your hair is completely different from on your website.

Hah, you think my hair is naturally that yellow? :P My normal color is dark brown.

This is the only other picture of me I have from early 1999.

That's you? My God, talk about chameleon.. :>
Who's the, err, 'lucky' lady?

Heh, it's nice when a photo goes fuck-up only for it turn out looking cool.

When we had our downstairs toilet changed I took a photo of my dad posing and grimacing Charlton Heston-style on the new one out in the garden before it went in! But somehow the light.. well, all I can say was the effect was very much like Hall of Mirrors on Doom. My dad appeared to be sat on the toilet infinitely into a descending spiral. It was one of my more amusing photographs, and when I showed to it to my photography teacher he said it was a genius effect! Ha ha..