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Insomniak

It was my birthday yesterday...

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I didn't get any presents.

Oh by the way, i'm 16 now. I can get my Driver's now.

my mom made me cheescake. that's about the only good thing that happened.

i'm gonna go shave my head today.

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Happy B'day, sleepy boy!

/me punches Sleepy... er... INSOMNIAC 16 times.... in da HEAD!!/

:P

/me passes Sleepy_boy a fat blunt, a fine lookin tan skinned honey, in tight shorts... and da title of LINGUICA'S NEWEST BITCH!!!/

.......heh! Sorry you had a bad day dawg... I hope things Improve for ya!
¦]-~

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Originally posted by Insomniac
I didn't get any presents.

Oh by the way, i'm 16 now. I can get my Driver's now.

my mom made me cheescake. that's about the only good thing that happened.

i'm gonna go shave my head today.

Why shave your head?
Happy B day!!!

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Because he feels like it, mate.
Sorry to hear you had a bad day insomniac :-(

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cheer up, old sport. Birthdays are mostly anti-climaxes anyway.

/me presents Sleepy_Boy with DOLTist's Cake.

It's laced with weed, and 16 types of Tequila. Enjoy.

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Heh... I remember my siter's one birthday. We were up in Quebec, and we went to a bakery, and when asked we specifically requested NO booze in the cake. Two days later, we get the cake, and the damn thing is dripping with so much booze it could fuel my car. My sister (9 or 10 at the time) was pissed, at least unti the alchohol took effect. :)

Happy belated birthday, Sleepy. Here's hoping you can make up for it. /me raises a cake shooter

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I'm 17 in about 4-5 months. I dunno why, but at the time 16 didn't really feel like a big age. 17, on the other hand, feels like it's gonna be a pretty big age.

Oh well.

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Bwhahahah I turn 18 in November. Still a long time but I can't wait. Then I can finally walk into the bottleshop downtown and tell the guy there to fuck off once and for all.

The other day I couldn't go in (my friend was buying some alcomohol) because the guy said "You are under 18 so you can't come in". Porbably because it was at night time, but still, I have bought stuff from there before. Well my parents were there but I paid for the drinks and the chick took the money.

7 months on wednesday to be exact.

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Fourteen months now, and I'll be legal. Can't wait. :)

I heard from somewhere that the fifteenth, seventeenth, and twentieth birthdays are the hardest, because you know you have the entire year before you get any kind of new rights or privileges.

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