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mysterious sightings

My Ultimate Doom CD was stolen from my house two nights ago. I believe it was Mordeth that did it. I have probable cause for suspicion, you see, for I heard the sound of Demons being blown away at the ungodly hour of 4:00 in the morning, this morning. Then when I went to the living room to see who was there, I saw a dark shadow race past the window, who was apparently bearing a box in his(its?)right hand.
Can you figure out who did this?

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You forgot your daily dose of Nizotrahiliptine-Cortisomalne

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Daily dose of WHAT?!
I prefer my daily dose of Doomage, thank you sir.

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I've been hiding the pills in your DooM all this time...

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My Ultimate Doom CD was stolen from my house two nights ago. I believe it was Mordeth that did it. I have probable cause for suspicion, you see, for I heard the sound of Demons being blown away at the ungodly hour of 4:00 in the morning, this morning. Then when I went to the living room to see who was there, I saw a dark shadow race past the window, who was apparently bearing a box in his(its?)right hand.
Can you figure out who did this?


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Yeah, you can. Example :

/Davidoom proceeds to beat the crap out of DoomBoy.

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Davidoom tries to strike me; I sidestep and let him have it with my Plasma Rifle. Then I blast Zaldron.
/me laughs with glee as my forum-mates are blasted out of existence

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Nope. I'm still here. You should've used Duracell for the gun...

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/me laughs with glee as my forum-mates are blasted out of existence[/quote]We're not your mates.

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/me pulls out my big, bad, Rocket Luancher, and blasts Zaldron repeatedly
I use Energy Cells for Plasma Rifle, not batteries, you fools.

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would you please, PLEASE, shut up? just for a little while?

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Doomboy, send interrogating emails to your suspects and call the cops.:)

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Sorry DooMBoy...I was sick of DOOM II so I stole your ultimate DOOM.

/me hands DooMBoy his ultimate DOOM CD and he proceeds to beat me with a wooden spoon...Ouch!\

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Seeing as that a wooden spoon would never really hurt bigbadgangsta, /me pulls out a WOODEN FORK and proceeds to poke him to pieces
Then I play Ultimate Doom again.

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Bah. I take out my wooden BFG and blow the crap out of all of you.

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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

Wooden BFG, jeez. New forums, same old people on them apparantly.

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I guess I might as well test the new shit I can do with this damned thing.




Will the hehing ever stop?

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Enough with the hehing.

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

Yes That was kinda stupid
But Someone had to do it.

Gets out Wooden Super Shotgun. Pumps loads of wooden lead into everyone.

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No no no no no.... It's done with my wooden launcher...that spits wooden rockets.

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW are you ?

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Ya Can't Beat my wooden Plasma Rifle. With Wooden Plasma Balls. With Molten Coffee!

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Is THREAD Still going??

WWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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WHAT ? YOU DIDN'T FIGURE OUT ?
I'm playing with my dad's jackhammer...

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OK, this has gotten already too strange for words.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
Doesn't everybody just ADORE the word 'heh'?!

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Knowing the people on these forums, probably......NEVER!!
hehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehHAWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAWHAWHAWHAWMUWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!111

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