MTV Movie Award

No mention of Jackass? That is a good programme

ehh, shitty mtv should just shut up and play more music, no one cares about their stupid little awards, or their even gayer "fake" little outbursts. Atleast make them look real!

Heh, Aaliyah as a villain. Gotta see how bad that movie is :P

I love the MTV Movie awards. Funny as hell. It was the funniest when Samuel L Jackson hosted it.

John Travolta: What's this?
Samuel L. Jackson: You know what it is.
John Travolta: It looks like a fish in a hat. What does it mean?
Samuel L. Jackson: You know what it means.

:D

MTV should be cancelled...

elbryan42 said:

I love the MTV Movie awards. Funny as hell. It was the funniest when Samuel L Jackson hosted it.

John Travolta: What's this?
Samuel L. Jackson: You know what it is.
John Travolta: It looks like a fish in a hat. What does it mean?
Samuel L. Jackson: You know what it means.

:D

I don't get it.

Linguica said:

I don't get it.

Neither did I

orion said:

ehh, shitty mtv should just shut up and play more music, no one cares about their stupid little awards, or their even gayer "fake" little outbursts. Atleast make them look real!

For once I agree with you. Mtv should run more vids. Nobody cares about all their other programms (except of course Jackass and Tom Green). And with more videos I don't mean they should play the same poppy pop song over and over again. My god sometimes it seems like they have a limit of just 5 different videos per day!

Scientist said:

For once I agree with you. Mtv should run more vids. Nobody cares about all their other programms (except of course Jackass and Tom Green). And with more videos I don't mean they should play the same poppy pop song over and over again. My god sometimes it seems like they have a limit of just 5 different videos per day!

MTV2 is kinda like what you want. Sadly the best MTV2 is in europe, they even have heavy metal anthems, I loved that. Every day at 1 pm when I was there I turned it on, wish it was like that in the states.

I don't like rap and I fucking hate R&B. Between those two, the only representation of white music is Britney Spears, NSYNC and Blink 182.

Hence, I never watch MTV.

well, mtv2 has some nice music what I like to call "wankter music" just a bunch of people trying to create a emotional song by crieing into a mic with guitars and shit. Wanker music can also be a song that has too much meaning to it, I believe the best songs are the ones in which you're not being punched with something that tries to be meaningfull but isn't. It's much better to have a normal sounding song with meaning that you find when you look for it.

elbryan42 said:

John Travolta: What's this?
Samuel L. Jackson: You know what it is.
John Travolta: It looks like a fish in a hat. What does it mean?
Samuel L. Jackson: You know what it means.

:D

elbryan42 said:

I love the MTV Movie awards. Funny as hell. It was the funniest when Samuel L Jackson hosted it.

John Travolta: What's this?
Samuel L. Jackson: You know what it is.
John Travolta: It looks like a fish in a hat. What does it mean?
Samuel L. Jackson: You know what it means.

:D

Hahaha!

I get it!

They were both in Pulp Fiction!

LOLOLOLOOL ROOFLES!

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One thing else:
I think they should rethink that 'Best Onscreen Team' category. I mean, if Oceans Eleven wins, thats a lot of awards they'll be giving away.

Fast & Furious was garbage... why are there so many awards for it?!

Psyonisis said:

Fast & Furious was garbage... why are there so many awards for it?!

Duh, it's MTV.

Psyonisis said:

Fast & Furious was garbage... why are there so many awards for it?!

Fast & the Furious? Sounds like a porno movie title to me.

LOL, that scene with Travolta and Jackson was hysterical, one of those things you had to see tho...

The old Tom Green public access show was way better. THen the MTV people got their hooks in him and toned it way down. Anyone see him cut that dead racoon in half with the chainsaw? THAT was funny. :)

Psyonisis said:

Fast & Furious was garbage... why are there so many awards for it?!

It had a lot of hot cars in it.

orion said:

It had a lot of hot cars in it.

AND also had Jordanna Brewster. Yum... :P

Next year's winners?

Psyonisis said:

Fast & Furious was garbage... why are there so many awards for it?!

I disagree.

Bigbadgansta said:

Fast & the Furious? Sounds like a porno movie title to me

You must have a warped mind or something. Funny that that is you could think of when you first heard the title. No offense, but I could actually realize it's a car movie when I first hear it, so do my other friends.

Orion said:

It had a lot of hot cars in it.

Yeah, they are all great. It's awesome that their sound effects are even cooler and sound a lot more realistic than the sound effects in racing games such as Need For Speed. Universal© > Electronic Arts©

elbryan42 said:
AND also had Jordanna Brewster. Yum... :P

Uh, yeah, :) she's goreous. I have the movie stored on my HD. One of my friends lent me the CD :) Goodie, it's an awesome movie, indeed.

Uhg, I heard they nominated Britney Spears for best new actress. Could MTV get their nose any farther up her ass?

Rellik said:

Uhg, I heard they nominated Britney Spears for best new actress. Could MTV get their nose any farther up her ass?

can you blame them? I'd love to get my nose up her ass =]

I hate Britainy Spears so much. I don't even find her attractive.

the_Danarchist said:

I hate Britainy Spears so much. I don't even find her attractive.

/me gives dan a testosorone injection
it's for the best =P

orion said:

/me gives dan a testosorone injection
it's for the best =P

Fuck you, you ass...I have more important things to worry about than sexual attraction.

heh, damn, calm down there buddy, you know I'm just messing with you =]