If you could make a movie...

I would make a porn movie and put every girl I ever wanted to fuck into it... with each other.

Given your parameters no other answer can possibly be valid.

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A BASEBALL MOVIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Although, pritch's idea definitely works =)

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Picture this: Cheery, optimistic young woman wants to go and be an activist and save the rainforest. Her boyfriend is a terrorist/jungle-fighter who is trying to get out of the business, and he arranges with his terrorist buddies to get the girl and some of her activist friends to South America. They start working, and pretty soon find out that being an activist ain't the easy, cheery thing the propaganda makes it out to be. After suffering a great deal of beaurocratic hell thanks to some rich nitwit, the frustrated girl tells her boyfriend how much easier it would be if the rich guy just dropped dead. Her boyfriend agrees; next day, the rich dude turns up murdered in his trailer. And it is much easier with the man dead, to the girl's alarm. What follows is a study in control and contrasts as the couple and their friends resort to more desperate and more violent means to get things done, until this once-innocent young woman is walking the fine line between activism and full-bore terrorism. And the film asks: Where is the line? How much is too much, and what price is too great? And is redemption possible?

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Submerge said:

genius. pure genius. And It'd all be done in CRAYON!

look at my latest post helled thread.

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Little Faith said:

A movie with an ambigous morality. I'm all for it.

Heh, my writing project, if I ever get around it it, is 100% ambiguous morality.

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Little Faith said:

Yeah. Ghost in the Shell would be cool.

But it would probably just feature some Angelina Jolie'ish bimbo in a central role. (I know the female androids generally look bimbo'ish and there is a point in that but if the film begins to focus more on the lead actress' attributes it's usually not a good sign).



/cg_setreallyanal 1

They're cyborgs, not androids. And imagine Eliza Dushku ( Faith from Buffy/Angel ) as the lead...mmmmm...

/cg_reallyanal 0

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IMJack said:

Heh, my writing project, if I ever get around it it, is 100% ambiguous morality.

Ditto

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Little Faith said:

A movie with an ambigous morality. I'm all for it.

I think my porno idea really took the cookie, bakery and the whole of fucking Nabisco when it came to 'ambiguous morality'...

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Little Faith said:

A movie with an ambigous morality. I'm all for it.

Heh. Yeah, it kinda reminds me of this movie I have an idea for.

Its kinda like Bonnie & Clyde in the future. There is this couple that go around with some sweet industrial-style threads robbing banks and such and getting away with it. And it all happens in the future where the government is this big fascist machine and stuff (actualy, kind of how the government is like now, but a little worse...I set this in the future so it would sit better with the public). Anyway, it would end up that they are secretly backing some revolutionary league and they money they were robbing was going to the league.

Long story short, this would be my big action/love story/sci-fi summer movie thing. I think I may even have some micronuclear explosion in the end just for kicks.

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Actually, now that I think of it, Neuromancer should get a movie. (Johnny Mnemonic does not count)

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and I'd love to see a live-action big-budget version of "Ghost In The Shell".


Blasphemer! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! Kidding....

A great movie about the lines of reality blurring is called "True Crime" starring Stephen Baldwin and the guy who played Kaiser Soze's lawyer in "the Usual Suspects". Baldwin is an actor who works on one of those America's Most Wanted style crime re-enactment shows, the other guy is the killer. Baldwin becomes famous for portraying the killer, while the killer loves that what he's doing is so riveting. Eventually they meet, but they are almost like freinds at that point. You see them almost beginning to switch places.... it's pretty cool, but also hard to find.

Anyone seen the Anime movie "Perfect Blue"? Man that was good... just bought Metropolis on DVD too.

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I want a movie of Stephen Hawking, Rosie O'Donnel, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Linus Torvolds, Steve Jobs, the chairmen of nVidia and Intel, the retards responsible for the movie the Matrix, whoever decided Silent Hill needed a sequel, Osama Bin Laden, the communists/liberals (same thing), the French, Drew Curtis, and of course that talentless cockshit Jon Stewart STRUNG TO A CHAINLINK FENCE WITH BARBED WIRE, BEATEN WITH CHAINS AND SODOMIZED WITH A FOOTLONG ZOOMORPHIC DILDO WITH A FOUR INCH KNOT.

You want a plot twist? I bet Bill Gates is used to it.

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deadnail said:

I want a movie of Stephen Hawking, Rosie O'Donnel, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Linus Torvolds, Steve Jobs, the chairmen of nVidia and Intel, the retards responsible for the movie the Matrix, whoever decided Silent Hill needed a sequel, Osama Bin Laden, the communists/liberals (same thing), the French, Drew Curtis, and of course that talentless cockshit Jon Stewart STRUNG TO A CHAINLINK FENCE WITH BARBED WIRE, BEATEN WITH CHAINS AND SODOMIZED WITH A FOOTLONG ZOOMORPHIC DILDO WITH A FOUR INCH KNOT.

You want a plot twist? I bet Bill Gates is used to it.

Heh heh heh. You crack me up deadnail.

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Bah. Besides the communists weren't all that liberal.

Yeah weren't! Communists doesn't exist anymore. Hurrah US you purged the world of this plague (and got us in a shitload of other trouble on the way).

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Little Faith said:

Bah. Besides the communists weren't all that liberal.

Yeah weren't! Communists doesn't exist anymore. Hurrah US you purged the world of this plague (and got us in a shitload of other trouble on the way).

What do you call China, Cuba, and Vietnam, then?

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China is hardly communist anymore. To busy conquering the world market.

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IMJack said:

What do you call China, Cuba, and Vietnam, then?

Faschist.

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Little Faith said:

China is hardly communist anymore. To busy conquering the world market.

The vast majority of Chinese people still live and work in communes. That's the definition of communism.

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IMJack said:

What do you call ...Vietnam, then?

North or South?

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fodders said:

North or South?

If I'm not mistaken, Vietnam was unified after the US lost the war. I could be wrong. I know Korea is still split into North and South.

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If I could to do a movie?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I'd do a movie set in a fictional USA about a sick fuckwit (school shooter) gamer's life parallel to a regular, nice, well-brought up gamer's life.

The only things these two gamers have in common is that they both play violent FPSs (Doom), but the fuckwit is frequently allowed to try his dad's assault rifle and basically gets everything he wants, whereas the other gamer's parents keep their arms locked up nice and tight and furthermore, he's being brought up to respect other people because other people have feelings too etc.

The climax of the movie is when the fuckwit commits a school shooting, and ultimately kills himself. Thereafter follows a media storm about Violent computer games and real violence, and then a bunch of dumbass politicians backed up by really stupid parents decide to ban violent computer games. Furthermore, a general air of hatred towards all gamers rises among the public and the "good" gamer is wounds up getting bullied so bad that he ends up commiting suicide.

Something along those lines.

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