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Forum deathmatch??

A while ago I saw a forums owner set up a 'celebrity deathmatch' style tournament in which member were drawn against each other, and the winners progressed. Basically, they had to type what they did to each other, and it got pretty silly. As this is a forum in which people regualarly get beaten up, I think It'd be cool if Ling set something like this up. (If he can't be arsed, I might try and set something up)

Anyway, whaddaya all think?

ooer - 200 posts! yay!

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Ah yes, but an Archvile (probably not number 46) can come along a resurrect AirRaid, then Archvile46 can meet the soggy end of my rocket launcher!

You're supposed to be creative, not just nuke everyone.

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My ass and your face, AirRaid, my ass and your face.

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/me throws Arcvile46 into a huge pit with lava
/me activates the crushing ceiling on top of it so he can never get out
/me happily watches Archvile46 screaming in pain, constantly resurrecting himself only to die again
/me then goes and shoots everyone with my rocket launcher

On the second thought, IDDQD!!! mwahahaha!

Yeah, this forum deathmatch is definitely gay. (gay not as in "happy", but as in "homosexual")

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/me enters the game and telefrags Lament.

Yeah, you're right. This deathmatch thing is going to go nowhere.

/me leaves the game.

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/me looks around
/me struggles
/me farts

ahh... there we go...

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/me uses IDCLIP
/me walks through the Doom Room
/me leaves and puts "BAN MY IP" signs on everyone's backs

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Dammit Deathwarrior! I said no nuking everyone!

Ok, maybe not such a good idea. But can I just point something out?

On second thought, being an Archvile, I can simply resurrect myself.



Actually, no. Archviles have no respawn frames, so they cannot be resurrected by other archviles. (or anything else)
You lose.

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/Me takes my chaingun and blasts Airhead's face off, then continues shooting down his throat.

/Me screams victory

Hey, it isn't that hard after all.

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/Me takes my chaingun and blasts Airhead's face off, then continues shooting down his throat.


/me snickers immaturely
Shoots down his throat...
/me snickers some more

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/Me takes a deep breath, turns around, and farts, spraying bullets back at xenoman at close to the speed of light.

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/me runs around beats everbody with the fist then grabs a r.launcher and frags himself so he goes undefeated

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/me gets a dumptruck to dump 600 megatons of his coffee into the level, watching all the others scream in vain as they DIE!

Zaldron spilled his coffee on himself and got burned
nitemare spilled his coffee on himself and got burned
Liam the Bird spilled his coffee on himself and got brurned...ETC

/me looks at scoreboard:

MACVILEWHORE - Frags 300

w0000t!

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/Me takes his r.launcher and shove it up Airhead's ass and fires, who then recieves his first gib.

/Me takes a BFG and fires so everyone gets killed including meself (rofl)

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/me grabs pizza rolls and watches everybody frag the living bejeezus out of each other, laughing.

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600 megatons of Mac's coffee and pizza rolls? What map is this? Some kind of cheese.wad conversion? Oh nm...

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PIZZA ROLLS= 200% HEALTH, 200% ARMOR, AND LOTS OF GOOEY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

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Please, friends. Let's solve this with a simple game of Rock Paper Scissors!

http://www.worldrps.com/

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/me joins the ZDaemon 'Doomworld Orgy' server
/me plays
/me misses
/me waits for lag to stop
/me notices he suddenly died 145 times
/me notices ping
/me disconnects
/me immolates modem
/me tired of typing like this

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/me pulls out my brand-new, triple-barelled BFG and blows EVERYONE away
/me laughs uncontrollably
Forum Deathmatch, indeed!!!
More like Forum Massacre!!!!

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