Ban

ravage said:

Well, he DID deserve it.

Well, I feel a little bit sorry for him. After all he didn't want to cause trouble, he was just too dumb to prevent it. And while Railgunner might have been retarded that big Railgunner hetz everyone was participating in was even worse.

heh, some mods should go by this checklist to see about banning:

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Dumbass
[ ] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[ ] Other:

You Are Being Banned Because:

[ ] You imported another debate into this post
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[ ] You posted a 'Religion' post
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[ ] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[ ] You say your 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway


To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the site
[ ] All of the above ^

Just a thought :)

footman said:

heh, some mods should go by this checklist to see about banning:

I DIDN'T NEED TO QUOTE THE ENTIRE THING

True dat, true dat.


Hehhahahhaa, funny funny man. <@:)

footman said:

[checklist]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA funny idea, though I think that would mean too much work on our side to determine exactly what kind of moron the banned person is.
It's easier just to ban their asses and explain it to them on AIM/IRC/elsewhere.

Railgunner was IP banned, IIRC.

Ahhh, Railgunner...the memories, all screamin' shit like "WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME??????" and "I'M DEPRESSED!!!!"
And he's just as bad on AIM, I remember spending (wasting) time trying to help him to understand why people thought he was a moron, but he just wouldn't get it.

dsm said:

Ahhh, Railgunner...the memories, all screamin' shit like "WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME??????" and "I'M DEPRESSED!!!!"
And he's just as bad on AIM, I remember spending (wasting) time trying to help him to understand why people thought he was a moron, but he just wouldn't get it.

Where is thy heart comrade? Where?

doomedout said:

Where is thy heart comrade? Where?

Heart comrade???
/Me stabs doomedout in both legs with big combat knife.
I dunno about my heart comrade, but railgunner is banned as you already know and he's still out there on the internet somewhere, biding his time, waiting for some innocent guy to come by before he pops up like a troll in a box screaming: "WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME!?!?!?"
:-P

footman said:

[ ] Satanist

I hope for your sake that it's meant in a good way.

footman said:

heh, some mods should go by this checklist to see about banning:

Oh my god...there would be no-one left :P could be a good idea though in thoery...like a bunch of questions before you're allowed to join DW.

And there's an end to it. But it wouldn't hurt to read my earlier post again and really take note :)