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Kittens or the Internet?

Kittens or the Internet?  

48 members have voted

  1. 1. Kittens or the Internet?

    • Kittens.
      15
    • The Internet.
      17
    • Get out.
      16


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Which one you'd preffer?
Which one you like better?
Which one you can't live without?
Which one looks better in a coat of fur?
:D

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"when you want to posthell a thread, just posthell it, don't talk"

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Torn said:

"when you want to posthell a thread, just posthell it, don't talk"

LOL! great quote, Tuco.

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Grazza said:

As Lüt once said (in a thread that is closed so I can't quote it):

K I T T E N S


thats the best damn pussy i have seen all day!

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Grazza said:

As Lüt once said (in a thread that is closed so I can't quote it):

K I T T E N S

Aww
/me gets all mushy

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Torn said:

"when you want to posthell a thread, just posthell it, don't talk"

sigged. :)

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Thinly veiled polls about masturbation. Just what I always want to see.

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I hate you for putting through an agonising choice cap :-P

Grazza said:

As Lüt once said (in a thread that is closed so I can't quote it):

K I T T E N S


AWW CYOOOT =O.O=

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Colonel General Ambrose T Cuntface says;

I can't choose between kittens and the internet so don't make me already!

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I was six when I first saw kittens drown.
Dan Taggart pitched them, 'the scraggy wee shits',
Into a bucket; a frail metal sound,

Soft paws scraping like mad. But their tiny din
Was soon soused. They were slung on the snout
Of the pump and the water pumped in.

'Sure, isn't it better for them now?' Dan said.
Like wet gloves they bobbed and shone till he sluiced
Them out on the dunghill, glossy and dead.

Suddenly frightened, for days I sadly hung
Round the yard, watching the three sogged remains
Turn mealy and crisp as old summer dung

Until I forgot them. But the fear came back
When Dan trapped big rats, snared rabbits, shot crows
Or, with a sickening tug, pulled old hens' necks.

Still, living displaces false sentiments
And now, when shrill pups are prodded to drown
I just shrug, 'Bloody pups'. It makes sense:

'Prevention of cruelty' talk cuts ice in town
Where they consider death unnatural
But on well-run farms pests have to be kept down.

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"There are two kinds of people on these forums. Those who are respected members, and those who post retarded polls."

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"when you have to posthell a thread, just do it, don't talk."

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Deviant Force said:

F*ck Kittens I need...

OMG Deviant Force needs to fuck kittens!

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wasted said:

WTF???!!! you want me to go suicide???

Ahh, get out!!!

What

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