Armageddon?? would they tell us?

Hang on?

You mean, no one told you guys about the asteroid that's hitting us Tuesday?

Sorry guys :\

I guess there's only one way to be safe, then. Live EVERY day like the last!

Just hide under your table and rock back and forth. That will make you safe.

From here:

            The Man next to Ford looks up from a large whiskey.

                                MAN
                      I thought that if the world was going to
                      end we were meant to lie down or put a
                      paper bag over our head or something.

                                FORD
                      If you like, yes.

                                MAN
                      That's what they told us in the army.

                                BARMAN
                      Will that help?

                                FORD
                      No.  Excuse me, I've got to go.

            He waves and walks out with his satchel and peanuts.

                                BARMAN
                          (grimly)
                      Last orders, please...

Ultraviolet said:

I guess there's only one way to be safe, then. Live EVERY day like the last!

heh i never understood that saying. if you did that, you'd probably blow all your money the first day, be homeless and commit to a life of crime to enjoy yourself your second, and end up getting shot by police your third.

sargebaldy said:

heh i never understood that saying. if you did that, you'd probably blow all your money the first day, be homeless and commit to a life of crime to enjoy yourself your second, and end up getting shot by police your third.

sounds like a fucking plan to me.

Your money will be no good when the world comes to an end. ive it all to me and spare yourself some guilt.

Oh, and "Armageddon" is the final battle between good and evil. The term you want for the end of the world is "Apocalypse". Just so you know.

Or perhaps Final Negation.

Thread pruned of trolling bullshit (and responses to it; IMJack and Dan: hope you don't mind - it would have looked silly to leave just the responses).

mystic: cut it out please.

Heh...sorry about that. Sometimes I just can't help it.

What is it I have to cut out, I wrote about quite a few things there?

Dont bother answering that, I think I know whats going on here

/me sneaks away to plot his revenge

Hey yea, if its Armageddon theres supposed to be a fight between God and Satan, that would be a hell of a battle! Surely thats worth dying for?