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Wait for Lüt to get here
Liam the Bard, a.k.a Liam the Prophet.
THAT'S the extent of your knowledge of German music??? I should condemn this for leaving Das Ich off the answers list, but no Einsturzende Neubaten, no Tanzwut, no And One, no Silke Bischoff, no kAlte fArben, no Subway to Sally, no In Extremo, no Mondsucht, no Engelstaub, no Illuminate, no Untoten, and NO DAS ICH?!?!? Hell, even Herbert Grönemeier can fit in here, or some of those half-german/half-english bands like Kraftwerk, L'ame Immortelle, BlutEngel and Untoten.
I won't even get into the non-mainstream stuff since I doubt that's the kind of music you'd enjoy (classical, folk, jazz, black/death metal, etc.)
SCHWEID-SMOKING ELECTROPLATED DILDO-RIDING BLACK JESUS CANDY-COATED CHRIST ON A FUCKING MOPED, SEEK HELP MAN!