SyntherAugustus Posted July 2, 2009 http://www.omegle.com The whole premise is to talk to random ppl, with 99% of the results being mongs. Good fun though. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hai Stranger: do you wanna webcam sex? ıf you are female 18+ You: i'm a man baby Your conversational partner has disconnected. A gem from another siteStranger: hi You: Hi there. Stranger: from Stranger: ? You: Germany. Et toi? Stranger: oh Stranger: china You: "Oh" is exactly the answer I was waiting for. Stranger: u age? You: Twenty-five, at this point. What's yours? Stranger: 19 Stranger: boy? You: I like to think I am. You: I assume this to be a problem. Stranger: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Kirby Posted July 3, 2009 Bwahahaha, thats fucking hilarious! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hai 2 u You: allo? You: is dis persun alive? Stranger: hi You: o is i chatzing to a robotto? You: o hai there You: whats uo? You: *up Your conversational partner has disconnected. EDIT: Jesus, either there are people jerking around as much as us out there or you've got some sick fucks on your hands O_O Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo Stranger: Dog sex? Yes or no? You: Yes You: But only if it is shaggy You: Turkeys are a plus Stranger: Turkeys maybe. Stranger: Big dogs is where its at. You: Damn son You: Been at it for long? Stranger: hell yeah. Stranger: you? You: I just started You: but my dog seems to like it You: I liveo n a farm You: and the possibilities are endless Stranger: lucky. Stranger: Man I need to get myself a dog. Stranger: asl? You: I am now admittedly creeped out You have disconnected. 0 Share this post Link to post
DuckReconMajor Posted July 3, 2009 Heh, I was thinking of making an Omegle thread but never got around to it. This is still my favorite thing to do:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi ^_^ Stranger: hello Stranger: how are you? You: im gud You: u? Stranger: not bad Stranger: anything going on? You: nup Stranger: asl? You: no i use aol Your conversational partner has disconnected. 0 Share this post Link to post
Use Posted July 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl You: doom Your conversational partner has disconnected. 0 Share this post Link to post
Nomad Posted July 3, 2009 Omegle is troll central. Naturally, I love it. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hi You: asl Stranger: you'll disconnect if I say Brazil ? You: no Stranger: 15 m Brazil :D You: 16 f cali Stranger: nice Stranger: whats your name ? You: i dont have one You: i live in a hippie comune with my parents You: we dont have names Stranger: fag Your conversational partner has disconnected. What's wrong with being a hippie? 0 Share this post Link to post
kristus Posted July 3, 2009 Heh, I didn't know what ASL meant so I checked it out on Urban Dictionary. And this is what I got: ASL: What stupid people say on chats to learn who you are and where you live so they can come to your house with a chainsaw and kill you. 0 Share this post Link to post
Nomad Posted July 3, 2009 ha. It means Age/Sex/Location. The most appropriate answer is always 16/f/Cali. Also, it doesn't hurt to be up frontYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I am a troll. is this a problem? Stranger: nooo You: No, not a problem? Stranger: i guess not You: I need a definitive answer You: Guesses are not accepable You: acceptable* Stranger: haha we all need definitive answers my frien Stranger: friend* You: Whoa whoa whoa, I'm not your friend. We just met Stranger: chill, term of expression Stranger: don't get all paranoid over nothing You: Are you suggesting I'm paranoid? You: I'm not Stranger: cool. good story You: What's that supposed to mean? Stranger: i have no clue... Stranger: brb Your conversational partner has disconnected. 0 Share this post Link to post
Stupid Bunny Posted July 3, 2009 This was a strange little exchange... Stranger: hello You: hello comrade Stranger: aww shit Stranger: compound c? You: I have no idea what compound c means... Stranger: hello? Stranger: oh nvm Stranger: umm r u from the states You: yes I am Stranger: really? Stranger: m? You: yes You: I am from m You: it is a lovely place Stranger: no dude i mean are you m? You: oh yes You: I am that too Stranger: thats awesom id talk to you but it feels really homo to me, so Stranger: this Stranger: is Stranger: the Your conversational partner has disconnected. 0 Share this post Link to post
Super Jamie Posted July 3, 2009 I've used this once. I found this really cool American dude who liked pretty much all the same things as I do and was really smart. The end. 0 Share this post Link to post
DuckReconMajor Posted July 3, 2009 Super Jamie said:I've used this once. I found this really cool American dude who liked pretty much all the same things as I do and was really smart. The end. You went to Vegas, became a millionaire, and backed out before you started losing, too, right? 0 Share this post Link to post
pavera Posted July 3, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hi! You: are you by any chance from Canada? Stranger: nope Stranger: im pretty close to it though You: oh yeah! You: how close? Stranger: idk maybe 20 miles You: might as well be in canada its pretty great up there Stranger: im in maine You: oo You: i'm from austrailia Stranger: ohh cool Stranger: how is it there Stranger: are there really kangeroos all over the place You: yeah we keep them as pets You: seriously, almost like dogs Stranger: thats awesome Stranger: they seem cool You: they're neat Stranger: but what do you do when they get big ** You: well you're not allowed to have them over a certain size so we have to put them down Stranger: oh You: so its always sad when you see them grow so fast! Stranger: yea i can imagine You: never really get used to it, but after a while it becomes routine if you're a kangaroo keeper Stranger: yea i guess Stranger: pet kangeroo You: you get addicted in a way cause they're so loveable Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm not from Australia, and I apologize to anyone here who is. I just like messing with people sometimes.. 0 Share this post Link to post
Super Jamie Posted July 3, 2009 Krispavera said:I'm not from Australia, and I apologize to anyone here who is. I just like messing with people sometimes.. That is awesome. I am from Australia and love trolling people like that. The world perception of our country is pretty fucked, it's so easy to fool people :) They always believe the crocodile wrestling stories. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted July 3, 2009 I suggest having a female teens myspace page on hand and work with asl from it. You can get a real winger of a convo if the other guys ah.... you know. I'll see if I can't get a real good convo going. I also suggest starting a convo with the first response as NO HOMO! 0 Share this post Link to post
Super Jamie Posted July 3, 2009 DuckReconMajor said:You went to Vegas, became a millionaire, and backed out before you started losing, too, right? Nah true story hey. It was when the site was still very new. I figured the odds of actually finding another intelligent person on there again were pretty slim, so I quit while I was ahead. Someone here recently got in the news for luck like that, bought their first lotto ticket ever and walked away with the $53M jackpot. 0 Share this post Link to post
Butts Posted July 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i just pooped Your conversational partner has disconnected. 0 Share this post Link to post
TheeXile Posted July 3, 2009 Krispavera said:Is Brazil some sort of meme? I thought I was the only one to notice that. Lot of Europeans, too. I don't really care for it much. Seems almost like 99% of every conversation starts with an asl request, no spek inglis, or this:Butts said:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i just pooped Your conversational partner has disconnected. It's like human intelligence suddenly disappears for some reason. :P One thing to it's credit, though, is that I'm now the proud owner of a few more pieces of some nifty (albeit unsavory) ASCII art. :P 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted July 3, 2009 Krispavera said: Is Brazil some sort of meme? Yeah, the "meme" is that it's a country with 190 million people and an emerging market. 0 Share this post Link to post
brinks Posted July 3, 2009 I just had a conversation that essentially started with both of us trolling each other, then it turned into a logic debate, and finally ended with casual conversation. This is quite useful for killing some time. Also, this made me lol for some reason. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. Stranger: Have you heard of Google? You: No. What is this "Google" you speak of? Stranger: Nevermind, forget I said anything Your conversational partner has disconnected. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lizardcommando Posted July 3, 2009 Out of 30 of these chats I went into, I had only 1 intelligent conversation, and that was with someone from China, talking about the weather there. Nonetheless, this thing is funny. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted July 3, 2009 You: Yo Stranger: YOU black? You: Nope. You: White as a cloud. Stranger: i see Your conversational partner has disconnected. Ok, wich one of you niggas here be fucking with me? 0 Share this post Link to post
Jello Posted July 3, 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Guten tag! Stranger: hi... You: wie gehts? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Schade :( I'll have to play with it later, seems like a conduit for ridiculous trolling. 0 Share this post Link to post
Creaphis Posted July 3, 2009 Krispavera said:Is Brazil some sort of meme? Brazil is not a meme. "Brazil is not a meme" is a meme. Anyways, I've had four conversations over this so far. Perhaps this is just luck, but I found myself up against no idiots, uncreative trolls or bored horndogs. All dialogues were with veterans of Omegle - battle-hardened troll-dodgers the whole lot, perfectly capable of guiding a conversation towards becoming friendly and engaging, or something altogether more surreal. They are masters of illusion. I believe myself bolstered by anonymity, but in fact I am disarmed. My entire lack-luster sexual history is laid bare in moments. 0 Share this post Link to post
Torn Posted July 3, 2009 This is pretty tarded Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: asl You: are you gonna rob me? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Okay I didn't help it through. :P You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you like hot dogs? Stranger: Im not a "f" You: I didn't ask that You have disconnected. 0 Share this post Link to post
Jodwin Posted July 3, 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im 16 f and very horny looking for a horny gy You: PERKELE You: VITTU Your conversational partner has disconnected. Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: あの、猫耳を好きです Stranger: ASIAN! You: 猫耳を好きです Stranger: Me no speak asian Your conversational partner has disconnected. Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: あの、猫耳を好きです Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR!!! You: YOU'RE HUGE, THAT MEANS YOU'VE GOT HUGE GUTS!!! Stranger: -_- ta gueulle You: HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN!!! Stranger: shut up bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected. Yeah, pretty stupid. :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Shanoa Posted July 3, 2009 Had an ok chat, nothing retarded. Until the person ask me my favorite kind of music. I answer heavy metal and the person disconnected. 8D ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. _________________________________________________ Yep.. 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted July 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: from? You: Hello, and thanks for contacting Omegle technical support! You: What may I do for you? Stranger: haha Stranger: i ...don't know Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Boshoer! You: Hello, and thanks for contacting Omegle technical support! You: What may I do for you? Stranger: Euhm i've got a question You: Yes? Stranger: Do you know whats wrong with your mother's ass? You: Yes, we've been informed your mother is licking it Stranger: Oh, i thought she died 4 years ago:( You: Nope Stranger: Ow, well that's nice to hear! You: Any other questions? Stranger: Yeah, Do you lik omegle? You: We all do! Anything else? Stranger: Well , no sorry for the start of this conversation and thank you You: You're welcome, have a nice day! You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: as; You: Hello, and thanks for contacting Omegle technical support! You: What may I do for you? Stranger: are you femaleXD You: Yes, may I please have your Omegle ID? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello, and thanks for contacting Omegle technical support! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl Stranger: thats a good one You: What may I do for you? Stranger: can you tell me the mac address of the server unit for omegle You: No, I'm afraid that is confidential Stranger: its not, its confidential You: Anything else? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello, and thanks for contacting Omegle technical support! Stranger: gi Stranger: hi You: What may I do for you? Stranger: ı9 dont understand you You: If you are experiencing any technical problems, we may help you! You: With Omegle, of course Stranger: no no You: Oh, very well, thank you for contacting technical support. Have a nice day! You have disconnected. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted July 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: i want to plunge this sweet potatu into your butt Stranger: potatu? You: and stuff your mouth with juice-dripping celery Stranger: i don't understand You: cover your shining white skin with olive oil Stranger: ?? You: just the thought makes me want to cum on your face You: sry i need to go to wank off, would you wait for a minute? Stranger: ok Stranger: bye bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. 0 Share this post Link to post
pavera Posted July 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: from? You: before you ask i don't want to cyber Your conversational partner has disconnected. Was it something I said? 0 Share this post Link to post