Creaphis Posted August 19, 2009 Okay guys. What's your present weight divided by your birth weight? I'm curious because I'm a full-grown male and my current weight : birth weight ratio is 12.9 and I'm sure that's low. Put another way, if my mom, love her dearly, had thirteen babies identical to myself at birth, and stacked them all in a heap, I would weigh less than that screaming orgy of amniotic putrescence. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bank Posted August 19, 2009 Creaphis said:screaming orgy of amniotic putrescence. That's my band's name. 0 Share this post Link to post
lupinx-Kassman Posted August 19, 2009 Creaphis said:screaming orgy of amniotic putrescence. I instantly cracked up and forgot about the rest of the post once I read this. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ninjalah Posted August 19, 2009 Bank said:That's my band's name. I hope your serious. BoT erm... *gets calculator* I think mines is around 15, but then again i kind of estimated most of it seeing as i don't know the exact birth weight of myself. 0 Share this post Link to post
printz Posted August 19, 2009 Creaphis said:if my mom, love her dearly, had thirteen babies identical to myself at birth, and stacked them all in a heap, I would weigh less than thatIs this a philosophical subject? A variable is undefined. Are you too thin, or used to be too fat?? 0 Share this post Link to post
Hellbent Posted August 19, 2009 What is putrescence? Define necessary 132/8.5 = 15.5 0 Share this post Link to post
Aliotroph? Posted August 19, 2009 193/3.44 = 56.1. Yup, a useless number. I was extremely premature. Now I just don't get enough exercise. :( 0 Share this post Link to post
Visplane Overflow Posted August 19, 2009 193? I would've kept that a secret. 16.51 0 Share this post Link to post
kristus Posted August 20, 2009 I don't have the faintest idea of what my weight was when I was born. All I know is that I was so late that they had me delivered by c-section. My current weight is about 72kg though. Because I am a fit übermench. :p 0 Share this post Link to post
exp(x) Posted August 20, 2009 Visplane Overflow said:193? I would've kept that a secret. You're a douchebag? I would have kept that a secret. 0 Share this post Link to post
Super Jamie Posted August 20, 2009 Who the hell knows how much they weighed when they were born anyway? 0 Share this post Link to post
Creaphis Posted August 20, 2009 Woo, still winning! Though Aliotroph's impresses me too. printz said:A variable is undefined. Are you too thin, or used to be too fat?? 135:10.5 Neither, really. But because of my size at birth they expected me to grow more. Bank said:That's my band's name. If you want it, consider it yours! 0 Share this post Link to post
Nomad Posted August 20, 2009 Bank said:That's my band's name. Actually that reminds me more of a song title. I would expect Bloodbath or Cannibal Corpse to have used it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Super Jamie Posted August 20, 2009 I wanted to be included too so I asked my mum: 174/8.3 = 20.96 I find it interesting to see variances, with enough research you could probably plot a "max healthy ratio variance" for any given person by using some big formula. Even when I was at my unhealthy absolute skinniest the number doesn't vary too much: 139/8.3 = 16.74 Or at my fattest: 196/8.3 = 23.61 I love finding tricks and patterns in numbers, but I suck at math. 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted August 20, 2009 kristus said: I don't have the faintest idea of what my weight was when I was born. Heh, I think I have the opposite problem. I'm pretty sure my birth certificate says my birth weight but I can't find a scale on which to weigh myself... 0 Share this post Link to post
brinks Posted August 20, 2009 Well, I was about 10 lbs. when I was born and currently weight about 130, so 13. 0 Share this post Link to post
Hellbent Posted August 23, 2009 brinks said:Well, I was about 10 lbs. when I was born and currently weight about 130, so 13. damn... i think that might take the cake. How tall are you? I'm maybe a 1/2" shy of 6'0" (about 182cm) 0 Share this post Link to post