What is the weirdest name you gave a pet?

I have a really, really fat cat (so fat that its belly hits the floor when it walks) that I sometimes call "Fat ass" or "fatso." Its real name is Lizzie though.

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Never had the privilege to name a pet myself. I've met some with some interesting names though - Robespierre, for starters. Knowing myself, my pets would probably all wind up with names based on historical figures and scientists or something stupid like that.

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My brother-in-law's dog has awful gas, so I nicknamed him Farticus.

My sister's dog gets a bunch of racist names like Big Black Negress and The Dahkness.

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Eris Falling said:

I have a cat named Puss.


Same. He was a stray I adopted and thats what he responded to so it stuck.



Behold, he who is puss!

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We have a long lasting tradition of naming our cats Ralph. Both, so far, were female.

BloodyAcid said:

Pompom the Japanese beta fighting fish. Died in 6 days.

I would too if my name were Pompom.

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Technician said:

We have a long lasting tradition of naming our cats Ralph. Both, so far, were female.

I would too if my name were Pompom.

Any relation to Ralphis in a bra?

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rf` said:

Any relation to Ralphis in a bra?

One of the cats did have an infatuation with penises.

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Oh,LOL1!! These names aregreat! I used to have another cat named Wicked Revenge. It was because he shredded toilet paper. He also loved veggies....a lot.

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I sort of owned a cat called Stalker.

Technically not my pet, but he spent so much time wondering into my house, occupying the furniture and then refusing to leave until he had a bowl of milk that I considered him a resident. I knew his owner and that's how how knew his name, but I never found out whether his title had any connection to the novel/film/game.

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My cat is named Hepina (non-english pronouncing) It originates from a word happy

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Planky said:

Same. He was a stray I adopted and thats what he responded to so it stuck.



Behold, he who is puss!


I too have a puss!

My other cat, a Persian, is named Caligula.

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Coopersville said:

Named one of my hamsters Ponda Baba. His face reminded me of the Star Wars character.

Your hamster looks like he has a pair of bollocks for a chin?



Poor hamster.

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Had a jack russel breed a long time ago that I named Spyro. Also had a orange calico cat who I fittingly named Cat.

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I have a cat named Phone (meaning part of the word, Głoska in Polish). Maybe because her mews are about 0,2 of a second long and it sounds like a single "e!" We also used to have a guinea pig that was usually called Mother.

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