Gun control nuts, eat your heart out

"The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel."

Oh god this listing is fantastic

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"The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel."

LOL

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"These smaller assault rocks are used in groups of three, creating the ultimate burst fire assault spoon."

I want it.

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Well technically now, a proper sling and not the rocks would be a more apt choice here I'd say.

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I like the obligatory black "tactical" finish on both. This makes them TACTICAL and STEALTHY therefore they must be something DANGEROUS and/or MORE BADASS, and a source of concern for, well, concerned citizens.

Ninja edit: SOMEONE STOP THOSE ASSAULT ROCK NUTS!

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This guy is a genius. He makes his product descriptions so funny, you just want to bid on it regardless of the fact that he's selling crap.

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GreyGhost said:

"Item condition: Used"

Probably only used for target practice, since I can't see any blood stains.

Sporks are incapable of penetrating anything.

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Sometimes it's more about the amount of force applied to the tool than the type of tool in order to penetrate something.

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