The dreaded "S" word!

I liked this thread when we were comparing sex to Doom ports. Ahh, the good olde days... (actually two pages ago).

GoatLord said:

'tute scouting.

'Tute? Haha. Took me a second.

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darknation said:

holy fuck what is WRONG with you?
this is why you can't get laid. not because girly wasn't ready for a relationship, but because you are a cretinous, creepshow freak.

Sorry, but your deductions are faulty as hell. Just how would she have come to such a conclusion if I never even brought up the topic of "the dreaded S word" in any of my conversations with her?
The only things that I ever talked about with her were homework assignments, exams, food, and pet cats. The same kind of formal things that she'd talk about with any other person.
I'm never the first one to bring up the "S topic" in a conversation.
Therefore, if I get rejected then it's obviously because the girl hasn't reached the age of 25/26 yet at which point her mind would mature and she would begin to think differently and start looking at caring geeks instead of limiting herself to athletes who could care less.
Thank you very much, sir. You can now toss your rubbish judgement out the window.

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Bro, you sound like a lame ass weirdo. News flash: if you don't grow some balls and act like a normal dude to some extent, almost nobody is going to care about you being a "caring geek". Instead you'll be the "creepy dude who thinks he's my friend and won't leave me alone online"

EDIT: My bad, you already are

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188DarkRevived said:

Sorry, but your deductions are faulty as hell. Just how would she have come to such a conclusion if I never even brought up the topic of "the dreaded S word" in any of my conversations with her?
The only things that I ever talked about with her were homework assignments, exams, food, and pet cats. The same kind of formal things that she'd talk about with any other person.
I'm never the first one to bring up the "S topic" in a conversation.
Therefore, if I get rejected then it's obviously because the girl hasn't reached the age of 25/26 yet at which point her mind would mature and she would begin to think differently and start looking at caring geeks instead of limiting herself to athletes who could care less.
Thank you very much, sir. You can now toss your rubbish judgement out the window.

... Wow.

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...Well, at least I'm keeping the promises that she forced me to make to her. That should prove to her that I'm not selfish and that I have a grip.
So I could be like: "Oh, remember when you wanted for me to search around for somebody else? Well, guess what? I kinda did, and blahblahblah."

P.S.: I would only risk getting the escort if the girl declines my invitation to my birthday party.
So please calm down. Nothing is happening yet. There's still 2 months to go.

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When I typed the word "might" in my previous posts, it obviously meant that I am still in the process of considering something instead of having a sealed and done deal.
There is still a chance that I might change my mind.
And who knows? Maybe I'll finally hear from her on my bday after around 3 months of silence due to obeying her request? That might be enough to change the plan. :p

She's obviously putting me through some kind of test. That's for sure. I mean... I never even had to ask for her phonenumber in the first place. It was her other female friend who just gave it to me, and we have been speaking for a few months. It's a really complicated mess.

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188DarkRevived said:

And who knows? Maybe I'll finally hear from her on my bday after around 3 months of silence due to obeying her request? That might be enough to change the plan. :p

I doubt it. I find women yearn for men less as time passes on. It really sounds like she's trying to get rid of you without actually telling you to fuck off.

It's hard but I suggest you move on, even if the future looks futile.

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Technician said:

I find women yearn for men less as time passes on.

Other people have been telling me that their yearning can increase if the man acts as if he doesn't care and makes an effort to not give attention.
I don't even know who to trust anymore. The whole world is filled with inconsistencies and norm-busters. *sigh*

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I have to ask some serious questions: Do you have a job? What do you do with most of your typical day?

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Ralphis said:

I have to ask some serious questions: Do you have a job? What do you do with most of your typical day?

From September to April I'm at college, where I get to see her, regardless of whether I want to see her or not, since we're in the same program and in the same semester and writing the same exams in the same halls with the same teachers and graduating on the same day...*sigh*... It's just inevitable, even if I were to not want to see her in the same room as me. Inevitable.
From May to the end of August I am working at a factory to save up money for the tuition.
Once I become a graduate with a Tourism diploma (which is next summer), then I can travel around at discount rates and earn money while doing it.
And that is all I can say.

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Damn, dark, that's some tier trollin' you be doing. Can you dox his location so I can send a hundred pizzas to his doorstep?

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What the hell did I just read?

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holy fuck i can't unknow this stuff. I'd make maps with you niggas but that's as much of friends as we're gonna be for now on

THIS IS WHY I DREAD THE S WORD

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It's scary how much info you can find about a person with a scrap of information and Google these days.

I wasn't serious about the pizzas, Darkjedi.

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Now this is a thread worth fucking with a rake.

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40oz said:

holy fuck i can't unknow this stuff. I'd make maps with you niggas but that's as much of friends as we're gonna be for now on

THIS IS WHY I DREAD THE S WORD

Wait, didn't you go on a long escapade to ignore people and topics like this becasue it was effecting you?

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40oz said:

THIS IS WHY I DREAD THE S WORD

Looks like we've move on to another "S" word - stalking. This thread's starting to get creepy.

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Uhh... Yeah. I preferred it when this was about embarrassing GoatLord. Now I'm with him - this thread needs some Helling bad.

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What the fuck is this thread I don't even

lol darknation

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WAT.

Lol, this is your fault GoatLord. This thread shall be remembered in the annals of Doomworld.

Pls don't hell this yet. This thread is highly rich in Lulzium.

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And this, people, is why this topic is so touchy and frequently banned or censored. Tends to bring out the worst in people.

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OMG, is this how every lonely person unable to have a healthy social life eventually ends up?A sick, twisted fuck?!I don't wanna end up like THAT. I fucking hate this stupid life.

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Posting in a legendary thread.


Seriously DJ you need to stop the stalking.

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darknation wins. Flawless victory. Fatality.

Hopefully Mr. Jedi gets caught up in a sting set up by Chris Hansen, that'd be pretty epic.

"Look man, I just wanna be friendzoned because I like the way she expresses herself."

"That's why you're holding a bag full of condoms, vodka, lube and duct-tape?"

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