Linkrulezall Posted May 11, 2014 I have to go outside and mow the lawn in 5 minutes and need a way to make it not boring. Please help. 0 Share this post Link to post
purist Posted May 11, 2014 Measure how much lawn you can mow in 10 minutes and then try to beat that record. 0 Share this post Link to post
Canofbacon Posted May 11, 2014 Put rockets on it and mow with super speed. 0 Share this post Link to post
Seeker_of_Truth Posted May 11, 2014 purist said:Measure how much lawn you can mow in 10 minutes and then try to beat that record. I've done something like this before. I usually passes the time for me because I'm trying to make a certain time. 0 Share this post Link to post
chungy Posted May 11, 2014 It takes you five minutes to mow your lawn? Why are you even complaining? 0 Share this post Link to post
Linkrulezall Posted May 11, 2014 chungy said:It takes you five minutes to mow your lawn? Why are you even complaining? Ever since the jet thrusters on the mower broke it actually takes more like 45 now. 0 Share this post Link to post
Caffeine Freak Posted May 11, 2014 Listening to my headphones always makes work a much more rewarding experience for me. Just keep 'em on the whole time, and keep pushing that mower, it makes it a less tedious experience. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted May 11, 2014 If you have tree-hugger type neighbors, make sure that you're using an old, smokey, gas-guzzling chopper that rapes Mother Earth with incompletely combusted hydrocarbons and think of how much the tree huggers must "suffer" while you use it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted May 11, 2014 My lawn is primarily moss and dandelions, so I may have to cut it three times a year. Feels great! 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted May 11, 2014 Landmines.... or just listen to music. Just music. Mow in small circle sections lawn circles. 0 Share this post Link to post
Quasar Posted May 11, 2014 The patterns of grass/weeds (if not pefectly uniform) in your lawn are actually the borders of nations of tiny people. When you are mowing, you are like Godzilla razing all their buildings as they flee underground for protection. *shrugs* 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted May 11, 2014 Not everything in life is fun. This is a great lesson 0 Share this post Link to post
Koko Ricky Posted May 11, 2014 Get stoned, enjoy the droning sounds and sun, jam some tunes on headphones. 0 Share this post Link to post
Cupboard Posted May 12, 2014 Lawns are a waste of natural resources. a) They reduce space for trees. b) Reduce space for insect environments to thrive. c) Waste water trying to keep them green when many other local plants would be better off with less maintenance. d) Many fertilizers, insecticides, herbicides and other chemicals find their way into the food chain, greatly affecting higher order predators. e) Mowing the lawn is a waste of fossil fuels. Make a statement and find ways to reduce the amount of surface area devoted to growing grass. 0 Share this post Link to post
Scripten Posted May 12, 2014 While you are most certainly not wrong, (I couldn't agree more, in fact.) I get the feeling that there's some variety of external motivating factor at work here. Parents, probably. :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Pure Hellspawn Posted May 12, 2014 TheCupboard said:Lawns are a waste of natural resources. a) They reduce space for trees. b) Reduce space for insect environments to thrive. c) Waste water trying to keep them green when many other local plants would be better off with less maintenance. d) Many fertilizers, insecticides, herbicides and other chemicals find their way into the food chain, greatly affecting higher order predators. e) Mowing the lawn is a waste of fossil fuels. Make a statement and find ways to reduce the amount of surface area devoted to growing grass. If only I could work from home lol. I'd save like 2 hours worth of fuel a week. My cars a hybrid but still. Soon, they'll find out a way for ME to run on electricity. Oh wait, I already do. 0 Share this post Link to post
Clonehunter Posted May 12, 2014 TheCupboard said:Lawns are a waste of potential development. a) They reduce the space for inground pools. b) Reduce space for dog houses. c) Waste water trying to keep them green when you can simply lay concrete and not have to water anything at all. d) Many fertilizers, insecticides, herbicides and other chemicals find their way into the ground, making it less safe for the workers who will be building the above and may file for lawsuits as a result. e) Mowing the lawn is a waste of energy that can be spent watching TV. Make a statement and find ways to develop your unused lawn. ftfy 0 Share this post Link to post
Nomad Posted May 12, 2014 TheCupboard said:Lawns are a waste of natural resources. a) They reduce space for trees. b) Reduce space for insect environments to thrive. c) Waste water trying to keep them green when many other local plants would be better off with less maintenance. d) Many fertilizers, insecticides, herbicides and other chemicals find their way into the food chain, greatly affecting higher order predators. e) Mowing the lawn is a waste of fossil fuels. Make a statement and find ways to reduce the amount of surface area devoted to growing grass. This. Sabotage the lawn and convince the parental units to plant a vegetable garden instead. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted May 12, 2014 Mow a Pacman maze in the lawn, then spend the rest of the afternoon being chased around it by imaginary ghosts. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted May 12, 2014 I'd forgotten about the flying lawnmower - here's another. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
fraggle Posted May 12, 2014 Listen to something with headphones, but not music. Listen to something interesting: could be an audiobook, or maybe a radio show or a debate. Give yourself something to think about while you're doing something mundane. 0 Share this post Link to post
Philnemba Posted May 12, 2014 When I use mow my grass before me and my wife moved into an apartment, I use to hum various video game music that I know from the top of my head. 0 Share this post Link to post
Waffenak Posted May 12, 2014 For me listening music while moving the lawn always does the trick 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted May 12, 2014 Just get some local shepherd to get his goats/sheeps to go all KEKEKEKEKE ZERG RUSH on your lawn. 0 Share this post Link to post
MajorRawne Posted May 12, 2014 Dangle your penis in front of the mower, a bit like leading a pig with a carrot on a stick. It's highly exciting. "Will this be the day I chop my winkle off?" You do need quite a gargantuan penis, not a problem for me (as many broken and weeping women will attest), but I get the impression everyone else here has little ones like toothpicks with an olive on the end. ;) BA-DUN-TUSH! 0 Share this post Link to post