Darn, I finally get on some sort of a team and they are selling something nobody wants! I guess that means I wont get paid!!! ;) Well, better go take over Microsoft for a while. But even then I probably wouldn't get paid, aaannd I'd go to jail. :[ Oh and did I mention tomorrow I'll be handling REAL LIVE WEAPONRY... I will start with an M1 carbine and three rounds... My objective, DON'T LOOK STUPID, too late. Actually the purpose is a twenty-one gun salute. Now you see why I cant look stupid, standing in front of 200+ people, I go to pull the trigger, nothing happens, I look down the barrel, BOOM, and for some reason I see a white light. Now that looked stupid.
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