well i turned 19 today and got a wad of cash. not much though only about 100 dollars. got 210 when i turned 18, however it is more than the 20 i use to get at every birthday before.

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Happy b/day Spend it wisely, do not blow it all on cow's hooves

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Send me the $100. I'll put it to good use.

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Its my 20th in 17 days. Happy birthday :)

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for my 19th I got a bottle of vodka.

Fuckign cheap whore parent fuckwads.

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bigbadgangsta said:

On July 31st I will 16!

right, welcome to the club. how many 16yo's are here anyway? i know i have seen people here and there say they are 16.

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gatewatcher said:

DN, how old are you now?

19 years and 6 months, and with every passing day I hate this poxy shithole planet more.

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Heh, don't tempt me.

Just think fods, by the time I reach your age I will be the most negative and cantankerous object in the entire universe. I think I'd like that.

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Being old and cantankerous is a gift, use it wisely :)

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I turn 20 this September 25th, still a ways to go.
BTW, Seph, happy birthday!

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I can hardly remember whether i'm 21 or 22. Try imagine me when I am as old as Fodders.

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Little Faith said:

I can hardly remember whether i'm 21 or 22. Try imagine me when I am as old as Fodders.


Ok, you need some kind of help...

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I'm 17 and I have a purity rating of 89/100. For my 17th birthday I got a baseball bat. I hit two home runs with it this year. The only two in the league.

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Purity Rating ?!?

Does that refer to alcohol, carnal relationships or illegal substances?

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Little Faith said:

Purity Rating ?!?

Does that refer to alcohol, carnal relationships or illegal substances?

Yes.

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uh, how can you calculate your purity rating?

And why would you want to?

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I am still chuckling at the fact Sephiroth thinks $100 is a wad of cash :)

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fodders said:

I am still chuckling at the fact Sephiroth thinks $100 is a wad of cash :)


/me shrugs
To me it is...because I don't have a job

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Its a lot to me, even though I'm holding onto about $300 in checks ATM. Yeah, I'll be 19 on March 1, 2003! Yaye!

And as for purity, 7H3 GR3@ 7357 0PH PUR17Y

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I have about $700 in uncashed checks. $172 of it is an income tax rebate, wheee.

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If you don't want that money, give it to me :) I'm seriously broke right now.

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Heh, I scored 90%

The only commandment I fail to follow is the first, and I will never uphold that one.

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THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE MENTAL HEALTH HOT LINE...

If you're obsessive/compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you're co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you're a multiple personality, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you're paranoid and delusional, we already know what you want and who you are. Just stay on the line while we trace your call.

If you're schizophrenic, please hold, and a little voice will tell you what to press.

If you're depressed, it probably doesn't matter what you press, it won't do you any good anyway.

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Just the ordinary.

No short-term memory, a weak psyche and an obsession with biting people's windpipes and crushing my own skull.

Heh, of course I'm too civilised to live out my dreams.

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gatewatcher said:

DN, how old are you now?



ME!


Hey seph...come to Canada! You're now legal drinking age here!

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