I'm a good person because I like dogs
Heh, if you want to see some giant animals attacking a town, see the upcoming movie "Eight Legged Freaks" or in my words, Eight Legged Shits...
Heh...I saw some movie called 'Night of the Lepus' or something where there was a horde of giant rabbits running around town slaughtering everyone, but it was made in the 80s.
Seriously though, there are two things that piss the shit off of me about those movies. First, they promote animal cruelty. I'm not a GreenPeace activist or whatever, but it seems kind of weird (and obviously taboo in some ways) to see giant animals attacking a small town, also it seems kind of stupid how some of those movies end up having a sequal, no matter how lame it is.
Secondly, the plot to those movies are very unoriginal. Most of them deal with the animals getting exposed to radioactive waste or something similar. I know Eight Legged Shits will be like the rest of those b-movies. If I was to remake the movie, I would add in an army of giant robotic Scorpions to battle them. The Tail is replaced with a MiniGun equipped with 30mm armor piercing bullets, the Right Claw is replaced with Hellfire Missles, and the Left Claw is equipped with a Flamethrower. Now that would be cool... If that's not gonna happen, let's just hope there won't be anymore of those movies.
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Last edited by Lizardcommando on Jul 9 2002 at 08:06