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learning the art of sex.

Maybe this has been asked before, and maybe this belongs in the polls forum, but it's an attempt to liven this place up.

How and when did you find out about sex? Did your parents or the shool tell you about it, trial and error, was it a friend that showed you a porno?

I think I figured it out all by myself with my 1337 deductive reasoning skillz. See I was already an expert in masterbation by then (3rd grade) and when I saw a picture of a chick spreading her legs I kinda put the two together. Of course I was never really sure I was right untill sometime later in my life. As for the father and son talk, I'll probably be 40 and still be waiting for it.

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Lament said:

What's sex?

/me tries to get fod in here to talk about the birds and the bees.

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sex ed just didn't pain the whole picture in my head for some reason, sure it explained a lot, but the stuff it explained wasn't really helpful.

Atleast we didn't have to learn about sex the way railgunner probably had to.

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I got raped by my grandpa a long time ago, when I was around 4 years old or something..

Serious answer here: People here in Holland learn those things at school. It's not like teachers teach us (well.. They try to) but kids are just very wise when it comes to sex, drugs and alcohol, so we taught eachother. My parents and I didn't sit around the table to have a conversation or something, thank god..

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I can't really remember not knowing. I remember once when I was 4 or 5 one of my friends said something like 'I saw my dad watching a movie and a guy put his thing in some girl's butt!' or something like that. I also remember when my sister was born...I was 4 1/2. Somehow I knew before a year was up that babies had something to do with the penis and sperm, though I didn't realy know what sperm was. And there was the usual grade school innuendo like 'doing it' and 'thing'. I was never really hurt by the knowledge, but I did learn about masturbation in about 5th grade and I kinda started as soon as I heard, if ya know what I mean.

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orion said:

I was already an expert in masterbation by then (3rd grade)


Damn dude, I didnt start spanking 'till I was in the 8th grade.

My mother read a book about it to me when I was 4.

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orion said:

See I was already an expert in masterbation by then (3rd grade) and when I saw a picture of a chick spreading her legs I kinda put the two together. Of course I was never really sure I was right untill sometime later in my life. As for the father and son talk, I'll probably be 40 and still be waiting for it.

Trust me Orion, you are not a master at something you do not know how to spell, (MASTURBATION), fucking wanker :)

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fodders said:

Trust me Orion, you are not a master at something you do not know how to spell, (MASTURBATION), fucking wanker :)

ahh, I don't feel british anymore =]

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My mom showed me all about it when I was 3.

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I read a book about it when I was four.

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AndrewB said:

My mom showed me all about it when I was 3.

Told you or showed you...? I seriously hope you meant told.

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All I can remember:

when i was little, playing with my dad's condoms (unused) and blowing them up line baloons.

when I was about 5 or 6, some junior high school kids trying to tell me. I wasn't realy paying attention. That was also the same time my little sister said she'd seen a porno at a friends house.

I didn't learn what a dildo was until I was 13

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Insomniac said:

I didn't learn what a dildo was until I was 13

Heh...don't worry. I had to tell this guy what a skank is back in 10th grade. He thought it was some kind of ska move.

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Disorder: heh, isn't the age of consent something like 12 in Holland though? :)

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We had sex ed in 7th grade, even though by then prety much everyone knew what sex was...in 10th grade, we had to do it again for Sport and Health...the nurse showed us how to put on a condom, she used a foam dick for a demo. She was putting it on the dick like she was doing it to her husband, she was really getting into it.

It was funny to see her do that, we were all laughing...

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Well we learned about it when we were 11 or 12 at school but nothing prepared me for my first 'practical'.

I was amazed how knackered I was, esp. as I had been playing a lot of sport back then. I was also surprised at how sore things could get, as was the girl in question. I also felt weird about being naked round her. Since then though a lot of that stuff has been gotten on top of, if you'll forgive the unforgiveable pun :)

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haha my school sucks so I had to look it all up on the internet (they actually have good sites for the education part)

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*Wonders about how many did it the 1st time with a condom on their thumb the way the nurse had shown them in school

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AndrewB said:

My mom showed me all about it when I was 3.

Told you or showed you...? I seriously hope you meant told.

Virgin, Unitarian, Canadian. I'm a triple-threat.


That clear it up?

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I heard the word used frequently, so I looked it up in the dictionary. The description was graphic enough for me to get the idea. Nothing too exciting.

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fodders said:

*Wonders about how many did it the 1st time with a condom on their thumb the way the nurse had shown them in school

Hmmm...either it was a small condom, or the nurse was the chick from Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.

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Parents gave me a book. had cartoon pictures of fat people doing it. It was called "where did I come from?" I figured that was how it worked. the book just confirmed it.

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Submerge said:

Parents gave me a book. had cartoon pictures of fat people doing it. It was called "where did I come from?" I figured that was how it worked. the book just confirmed it.

Hey, I remember that book. There was a fat balding dude and a fat lady with short curly hair. It was the opposite of sexy, which was the point I suppose.

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Linguica said:

Hey, I remember that book. There was a fat balding dude and a fat lady with short curly hair. It was the opposite of sexy, which was the point I suppose.

hmm... you wouldn't happen to have this book lieing around? How about the title?
/me loads ebay

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