Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0

First Person Shooter Lounge Vol.2

First person shooter lounge will be a series...as well as phat or whack...and Caleb always dies...kinda like kenny...

Duke:I just spent $5000

DOOM:On what?

Duke:Umm...erm...well...a...*says this part fast* stripper...

DOOM:Havent you been going to your stripper-holics meetings?

Duke:Yeah but only to find chicks that like male strippers...so they can strip for me...

Caleb:My friend,you have a problem.

Duke:So do you!Its called BLOOD 2!Heh.

Caleb:That was a mistake so blow it out yer ass!

Duke:Copying me?Take this!*grabs DOOM's BFG 9000 and procceeds to blow Caleb to little tiny gibs*

Duke:See you in Hell!

DOOM:No.I will.My games are set on Mars and Hell.

Duke:Oh yeah...then again no one plays your games anymore,they like real manly games.

DOOM:yeah...well last time I checked there was a DOOMWORLD but what happened to DUKEWORLD?It got sold!Heh.

Duke:Fuck you!
*An Imp enters the room*

Imp:Hey!Where is the baddies lounge?

DOOM:I have no clue!

Duke:Yeah...you bad guys suck!
*Caleb is respawned*

Caleb:Hey...that hurt!

Imp:Not as much as this!
*Imp hurls fireball,knocking Caleb's head off*

Imp:I killed him to show you what will happen to you if you piss me off.

Duke:So?We hate him...

Share this post


Link to post

rofl

yeah, this is entertainment.....

Share this post


Link to post
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0