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Marine 1:Frikkin' DUDE!

Marine 2:Alright, lets get outta here.

Marine 1:Frikkin' DUDE! I second that.

Marine 3:*flips switch, all three are taken up onto Hell's surface*....man, this sucks *burp* oops. Scuse me.

Marine 1:Frikkin' DUDE! Lets move!

Marine 2:*whispered to Marine 3* If he says frikkin' dude one more time I am gonna...

Marine 1:Frikkin' *gunshot*! Its a monster!

Marine 2:*over gunfire to Marine 3* Hes lucky he had to shoot!
*Marine 3 nods, dissapointed*
*The monster is killed and all 3 walk into a hallway, bodies and gore litter the ground*

Marine 1:Frikkin' *fireball being tossed*! Look- DAMN! WATCH OUT!
*They all duck and Marine 3 kills the Imp*

Marine 1:Frikkin' *Door behind them closes*! That was close!

Marine 3:Yep, I need a beer.

Demon Spirit:I can grant you this wish if you give me your soul...

Marine 3:Wait! If I give you my soul, I die and I cant drink the beer!

Demon Spirit:Your soul is taken away when ALL the beer is gone. *He holds out a can of beer*

Marine 3:K, I guess *he grabs the beer, pops the top, opens his visor and starts slamming it. He finishes and tosses the can down, and burps, but doesnt die*

Demon Spirit:What the fuck!?

Marine 3:Heh. Theres always that little incy bit of beer left down at the bottom of the can! I had to finish it ALL! *All 3 burst out laughing*
*Demon Spirit gives them the bird and dissapears*

Marine 1:Frikkin' *Marine 3 burps, then farts real LOUD*! That was weird!

THE CONCLUSION COMING SOON...Frikkin' *thread is submitted*!

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Well, I didn't think it was possible, but you surpassed the first part in utter stupidity.

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Stupidity can not be concealed.


Um...I am not DooMBoy...

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Well shite, is this what pops up when I lay off the fanfiction forum for a while?

/me goes to write another comedy.

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Argh, I remember those old porno stories. I wonder how many that was written...

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Well shite, is this what pops up when I lay off the fanfiction forum for a while?

It's not just you, Wildman's offline for a while now too :\

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Well shite, is this what pops up when I lay off the fanfiction forum for a while?

It's not just you, Wildman's offline for a while now too :\


Hey! I know this isnt a great story but hey, at least I try! Do you know how hard it was to think of ways to interupt Marine 1 from saying DUDE!?

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Hey! I know this isnt a great story but hey, at least I try! Do you know how hard it was to think of ways to interupt Marine 1 from saying DUDE!?


Yeah, you try. :D

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Hey! I know this isnt a great story but hey, at least I try! Do you know how hard it was to think of ways to interupt Marine 1 from saying DUDE!?


Yeah, you try. :D


Frikkin' *recives IM from DipteraNecroHart*! You didnt use BOLD!

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This is why we need someone BESIDES me to keep the Community Story going.

Keep that sucker on the top of the forum!

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This is why we need someone BESIDES me to keep the Community Story going.


I did my part in the Community Story. It sux now...

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Not every story that gets put up here has to be serious.
KING_XTREME can tell you that.
And so can Liam.

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Not every story that gets put up here has to be serious.
KING_XTREME can tell you that.
And so can Liam.


However, I can also tell you that every story that gets put up here should make a conscious effort at being enjoyable.

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