I PULLED A SHOTGUN BILL
/Me joins in da fun, and while waiting, me breaks out six or seven fat-ass blunts and passes them around da doomworld forums
/Me hands BBG a big old bottle of st.ives, and starts callin' up some fine ass lookin' ho's!
YO, YO, YO!! Hold up just one MOTHAFUCKIN second!!! OH SHIT, I know someone who would perfect ta be da DJ at dis party! Hold up just one mothafuckin' second....
/Me calls up Fodders, who has been reincarnated into an Ali-g wanna be look alike, and asks him to DJ for da party
/Me ducks when fodders throws his left shoe at my head, and calls me a fuckin' ass-raping, shit munchin, donkey lookin, ralphis raping fool
/Me passes fodders da bottle of alcohol, a fine lookin' british ho, and a fat ass blunt
/Me waits till he falls asleep and then ties up fodders, breaks his left hip and forces him to be da DJ
/Me looks on in shock, as fodders breaks free, and procedes to chase me with a custom made, shit smeared, punji stake!
HELL'S YEAH, STAY WHILIN OUT MOTHAFUCKAS!!!! PEACE!!!
/Me runs for my fuckin' life!!!!