New Cacodemon Squad Main Bad Guy?

Well Now that Linguica is no longer hogging Hissy, I need you, yeah you, to decide who should be the new main Bad Guy in my MOD, Cacodemon Squad.

I chose other. I think it should be Pizzaboi. Not only is he an annoying little spammer here on the forums, but he joined in to me and adamizer's coop today and started killing us like it was a DM. I hate that fucking lamer.

Me.

My hair is deadly.

Me and I would be hella powerful and have an IMI Desert Eagle Mark XIX .50 Caliber Action Express (which in real life is the most powerful handgun in the world) and it could kill you in 2 hits but I would take time to aim so you could dodge.Either that or an evil version of Hissy named Pissy cause of its constant mood.Its like Hissy's evil twin.Heh.Im really weird huh...oh go better go smoke a ciggarette.

Well, Caco, I think it should be....drum roll, please......







ME



Why? There are many good reasons. For one thing, I'm not a half-bad DooMer.
For another, I wouldn't actually kill the demons. I would simply write a long, long, facfic story, and make about a half-million copies and let them read it. Eventually they would die for lack of not killing anything.

Why? There are many good reasons. For one thing, I'm not a half-bad DooMer.

but you're just braindead.

Why? There are many good reasons. For one thing, I'm not a half-bad DooMer.

but you're just braindead.

Shhhh... that means he fits the role even better.