4-way battle royale

Who wins?

Why am I the only person that's voted so far?

Do you people just reply to these polls without voting?

"When you fight, nobody wins......" -some guy
Who would win? I can't say, as I'm kinda biased.... me being me, and me being a subject in the poll, and with global warming and such, it just doesn't matter. Humans will nuke the world! So set out the TV dinners before it happens!.....
"Okay, okay, I'm going, I'm going.... NOT!" -the stupid fat merchant dude Henry, from Tecmo's Deception. Let's steal his hat and play keep away!

I don't know them, so I'm afraid I must remain objective. Sorry ladies.

I voted for Red_Warrior cause I love her.
/Me sighs.
Ah. Red_Warrior...