AirRaid Posted July 8, 2001 A while ago I saw a forums owner set up a 'celebrity deathmatch' style tournament in which member were drawn against each other, and the winners progressed. Basically, they had to type what they did to each other, and it got pretty silly. As this is a forum in which people regualarly get beaten up, I think It'd be cool if Ling set something like this up. (If he can't be arsed, I might try and set something up) Anyway, whaddaya all think? ooer - 200 posts! yay! 0 Share this post Link to post
AirRaid Posted July 8, 2001 Ah yes, but an Archvile (probably not number 46) can come along a resurrect AirRaid, then Archvile46 can meet the soggy end of my rocket launcher! You're supposed to be creative, not just nuke everyone. 0 Share this post Link to post
Katgut Posted July 8, 2001 My ass and your face, AirRaid, my ass and your face. 0 Share this post Link to post
læmænt Posted July 8, 2001 /me throws Arcvile46 into a huge pit with lava /me activates the crushing ceiling on top of it so he can never get out /me happily watches Archvile46 screaming in pain, constantly resurrecting himself only to die again /me then goes and shoots everyone with my rocket launcher On the second thought, IDDQD!!! mwahahaha! Yeah, this forum deathmatch is definitely gay. (gay not as in "happy", but as in "homosexual") 0 Share this post Link to post
Zeratul 982 Posted July 8, 2001 /me enters the game and telefrags Lament. Yeah, you're right. This deathmatch thing is going to go nowhere. /me leaves the game. 0 Share this post Link to post
deathz0r Posted July 8, 2001 /me looks around /me struggles /me farts ahh... there we go... 0 Share this post Link to post
ShadyXMR Posted July 8, 2001 /me uses IDCLIP /me walks through the Doom Room /me leaves and puts "BAN MY IP" signs on everyone's backs 0 Share this post Link to post
AirRaid Posted July 8, 2001 Dammit Deathwarrior! I said no nuking everyone! Ok, maybe not such a good idea. But can I just point something out? On second thought, being an Archvile, I can simply resurrect myself. Actually, no. Archviles have no respawn frames, so they cannot be resurrected by other archviles. (or anything else) You lose. 0 Share this post Link to post
Xenoman Posted July 8, 2001 /Me takes my chaingun and blasts Airhead's face off, then continues shooting down his throat. /Me screams victory Hey, it isn't that hard after all. 0 Share this post Link to post
ShadyXMR Posted July 8, 2001 You lose. Now redirecting you to http://www.gameover.com/ 0 Share this post Link to post
ShadyXMR Posted July 8, 2001 /Me takes my chaingun and blasts Airhead's face off, then continues shooting down his throat. /me snickers immaturely Shoots down his throat... /me snickers some more 0 Share this post Link to post
AirRaid Posted July 8, 2001 /Me takes a deep breath, turns around, and farts, spraying bullets back at xenoman at close to the speed of light. 0 Share this post Link to post
DoOmEr4LiFe Posted July 8, 2001 /me runs around beats everbody with the fist then grabs a r.launcher and frags himself so he goes undefeated 0 Share this post Link to post
MACVILWHORE Posted July 8, 2001 /me gets a dumptruck to dump 600 megatons of his coffee into the level, watching all the others scream in vain as they DIE! Zaldron spilled his coffee on himself and got burned nitemare spilled his coffee on himself and got burned Liam the Bird spilled his coffee on himself and got brurned...ETC /me looks at scoreboard: MACVILEWHORE - Frags 300 w0000t! 0 Share this post Link to post
Xenoman Posted July 8, 2001 /Me takes his r.launcher and shove it up Airhead's ass and fires, who then recieves his first gib. /Me takes a BFG and fires so everyone gets killed including meself (rofl) 0 Share this post Link to post
Liam Posted July 8, 2001 /me grabs pizza rolls and watches everybody frag the living bejeezus out of each other, laughing. 0 Share this post Link to post
Zeratul 982 Posted July 8, 2001 600 megatons of Mac's coffee and pizza rolls? What map is this? Some kind of cheese.wad conversion? Oh nm... 0 Share this post Link to post
Liam Posted July 8, 2001 PIZZA ROLLS= 200% HEALTH, 200% ARMOR, AND LOTS OF GOOEY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 0 Share this post Link to post
spank Posted July 8, 2001 Please, friends. Let's solve this with a simple game of Rock Paper Scissors! http://www.worldrps.com/ 0 Share this post Link to post
deadnail Posted July 8, 2001 /me joins the ZDaemon 'Doomworld Orgy' server /me plays /me misses /me waits for lag to stop /me notices he suddenly died 145 times /me notices ping /me disconnects /me immolates modem /me tired of typing like this 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 9, 2001 /me pulls out my brand-new, triple-barelled BFG and blows EVERYONE away /me laughs uncontrollably Forum Deathmatch, indeed!!! More like Forum Massacre!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post