Tobester

Don't rub it in. I've no choice. I'm in a new area where decent isp's cost as much as not free. It's not like I'm PAYING for it, heh.

http://tobester.slipgate.org/txt/ my archive of wierd dreams, if anyone cares to read them theres also some other stuff there i probably shouldnt make so publicly available meh

http://tobester.slipgate.org/bluemoon.jpg I finally relocated the wallpaper used in that picture, found it years ago but lost it. Coincidentally, here's a desktop picture from when I originally had it. http://tobester.slipgate.org/desktop.jpg

ive got a tumor hurrah no fighting for me, i get to kick ass hear in america

Why dont we all just use vehicles powered by alcohol and water and save the gasoline for important shit like campfires and drinking?

I stopped caring about the war long ago. Everybody bitches about it but its not stopping. Luckily I wasn't old enough to vote when the tard got elected, so I cant be blamed.

We really should have a civil war.

http://illfuckinghostit.com

How fucking hard can it be to program equal and opposite reactions!?

I stopped reading the article at the part about the pickle eating contest cause it made me hungry, but yeah. We're fucked. To me, society has no morals anymore. No one cares.

I was gonna rip on dana, but instead I'll rip on AndrewB: AndrewB: I fucking hate you.

heh you rich bastards and your spare doors

Toby - y + ester pronounced Toab-ster, rhymes with toaster and it is NOT pronounced: tubesteak tobemolester shitheel toaster tobemofo etc. I get that soooooo much.

I had plans on stealing some pantyhouse, putting it on my head, then walking around looking for some really old kids (the kind that are really too old to be trick or treating, say 36), beat them down with my nail-studded-board, and stealing their candy bag. Afterwards, id sit on my porch munching away and passing the candy out to kids. However, I grew lazy, beat off into a sock, ordered a pizza, and watched Friends instead.

not bad. heh

heh... faggots.

two or three years ago I applied for hosting at newdoom and was DENIED oh the shame

Lucid dreams kick ass. Cause when I know im dreaming, I can control it. so instead of having random imagery in my dreams, ive got pandora peaks in my dreams. kickass

http://geocities.com/tobester666 AHAHAHAHA

there once was a man from leeds who swallowed a pack of seeds and he cursed the ground when he couldnt sit down cause his ass was full of weeds here I sit same as ever took a dump pulled the lever the toilet clogged the water flowed look out world its a motherload when I was little I had no sense I took a piss on an electric fence it hurt so bad, I shocked my balls then I took a shit in my overalls

i was thinking rottwieler it took 29 questions, and four guesses (hockey stick, seeing eye dog, inline skates) before it got it right

curtains are red carpet is purple with neon green highlights

Personally, I was raised on Beavis and Butthead. Who can forget frog baseball? Or the tire? But since The Simpsons is syndicated to come on four times a day here, I'd have to say the Simpsons. Ultimate classic. Family Guy is pretty smeet tho. I thought they got cancelled for the pre-9/11 reference tho ...?

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Last year, when I had a seizure, I woke up in an ambulance strapped down. I could move anything. Scariest time of my life right there. I thought the taliban had me. It fucking sucks to wake up tied down. I think I have a phobia of being tied down.