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Yeah! It's a good thing you didnt have to find the pieces of the Blue Doom Bible and stick them on the Baron! LOL!!!

Yeah! You're a genuis compared to the average DooMer! Most people shoot their bullets out of the many windows which grace E1M2 with their presence! But destroying a barrel is really a fantastic use of this clip!

400 bullets!!! It's like an endless quest! I mean, who here has ever achieved that state of perfection known as 400 bullets!

LoL maybe the doom guy is mancubisexual! Meaning he has sex with male and female demons!

3 Busses!!! :-D

That shows the significance of the four black pixels near the imps anus! It was originally X-rated!

Maybe he has an imp fetish! Resulting from his childhood experiences and a bad relationship with his cacodemon! You never know, the doom guy always seemed like the strong, quiet type.

But how did you enter hell with a holy blessing! You couldnt even get to the 2nd and 3rd episodes without a trip through the underworld! Maybe the doom guy raped an imp on the way or something?

Yeah, it's amazing! It reminds me of triskadekaphobia, which is the fear of the number 13! Maybe the level was designed to be scary! Also that reminds me of those triangle Triscuit crackers! Do you think zombiemen like Triscuits?

That may be true. But why did they suggest wasting valuable nuclear waste by placing it in exploding barrels? Why not instead recycle the sludge to make children's toys or shotguns?

LOL You're Right! And maybe the spectres outside their little boxes are democratic senators!!!

Now I completely understand why Serious Sam: The First Encouter was considered so "DooM-ish"!!! It was set in Egypt! GameSpy is as ingenious as the placement of imps as you near the exit of E1M2.

WHOA! So THATS why there was a swastika in one of the original doom levels!!!!!!! That's AMAZING :-D

YEAH! And the Barons of Hell could be George Bush and Dick Cheney! And the Doom Player could be France! Imagine a doom player signifying a whole country! It's almost like a refreshing blast of psychosexual mutilation a la B.F. Skinner!

OMG! Plutonium! That is a perfect fit! Why else would an episode of Final DooM be called PLUTIONiA? This level is attacks the mind on many levels (LOL :-D)

Well, I think the policies of the former Soviet Union were easier to compare with more "mainstream" areas of the level, for example the beginning room. A crushing ceiling might be an example of North Korea LOL!

Yeah, you have to really be thinking, to catch these details! What would happen if someone with no respect for doom made a player sprite without a helmet! You would die immediately!!!

WOW! I thought the SAME THING! That's more incredible than the placement of a dead player right beside the start of the level! It's like a sarcastic laissez-faire approach at a capitalistically materialistic economic system!

10/10? What kind of generalization is that? I don't even think you can DIVIDE 10 by 10 LOL! I'd give it a 9.5/10 definitely.

And how! The mention of the Martian moons really made you think about the level in a completely different respect.

Phobos! Why didn't I think of that! That's almost as brilliant as the astute placement of player corpses on the floor of the level!

Ah, the outside secret! I remember spending the days of my childhood looking longingly out those windows, wondering just what it could be out there. When I found out that there were shotgunners, I decided that the designers of the level were definitely trying to make a vast political statement!

You communist! How could it be a "LIFT" if it goes down!

Not to mention the use of the word "lift" instead a more acceptable term such as "elevator". You'd think id Software came from France or Iran or some uncivilized place like that LOL :-D

And a sludge barrel!!!! Don't forget that :-D