Gee boy, about time I made an account here.
I'm the person responsible for the whole Tim Allen in Doom madness, so if you want to blame someone for brain damage / laughing fits / time wasted, here I am.
I'm sure you'll ask "why", but... I don't actually remember why I did it, honestly. It just happened and I went with it. I don't even have an obsession with Tim Allen or anything.