Black Hand

The demons probably will. Since you’re taking the plot so seriously.

The natural fall of communism seems to involve a hellova lot of terrorists getting their hands on some pretty potent weapons. I don't really mind if we have to give the North Koreans a push in the right direction, at least before they turn south Korea into an island...

He looks like a total sisswad, why don't they just get Jackie Chan to be the doom guy.

Campbell. Evil Dead kicks ass.

Iraqi: help!! help!! the Americans are abusing our prisoners defiling our woman and destroying our sacred cities! UN: ...OK……we’ve decided… that you... aren’t orcs…

There actually is one bathroom in doom 2, you just can't enter it.

You must be living in the 1940s, try millions.

Key word: "school."

Looks like the protective chair did its job, to bad the airbag couldn’t keep up.

"step here to recieve 25 damage" Replay Value

"Still making one million dollar bottle rockets!"

“That rod up his ass has a rod up its ass”

Doom taught me how to operate firearms with professional efficiency; I then used my skills acquired by this archaic game to kill a classroom full of people. But remember! “Don’t sue me, sue I.D.”

What was the last incident in North Korea were they claimed that there was a train wreck but satellites showed a five mile wide crater.

Oh that’s right I forgot about that, heh, Well the game is designed in a classical way.