Hi, noob here.
The funniest thing i came across so far was this e-mail.
"Research archive - Valuable sacrificial pointers"
Our time is here! Soon the humans will suffer eternal torment as spoken off in the profhesy. We will feast upon their souls!
When opening sacrificial portals, it is important to remember :
- virgin blood is best,
- goat blood must be no older than 3 days,
- entrails must be removed and apportioned either before death, or no later than 30min
- candles must be sorted by tallest in back to shortest in front - never the other way around!
Most Important - pentegrams should be drawn from the center to the outside and left to right"
