DoomZero

Uh, How do you make and upload your own designed avatars into Doomworld?

How much Doom do you play in a day?

You guys have a LOT more to flame about than a FUCKING NAME! Oh, and BBG? I know a great place for people like you. Here.

Okay, I was at the bar the other day and some people were standing outside rioting. They said alchohol should be illegal! What kind of psycho bullshit is that?

I don't think Swedish Doomer realizes how stupid he is.

X Part III BLAM!!! Taggart opened his eyes in shock. Black blood trickled down from his mouth. He clenched his teeth, and let out a howl of pain. He fell back against the wall, and dropped the gun. He clenched his fist, and stared with fierce angry eyes at the grinning Caleb. Within Caleb's hand was a Magnum, pulled out at lightning speed. Smoke rose from the barrel, as blood trickled from Calebs wrist. He clenched his teeth as he smiled, obviously in a lot of pain. Taggart lowered his head. His skin began to bulge. More blood poured out of every opening in his face. It slid down his arms, wettened his cloak. Caleb watched in shock. Taggarts skin burst in an overflowing surge of black liquid and shredded skin. Red energy released from within the mess of body parts. A Blue Demon stood in front of Caleb. He quickly grabbed a second Magnum, and blasted the two silver pistols like machine guns. Taggart leaped aroung like lightning, Being hit by only half of the bullets Caleb fired. Caleb then realized keen vision was the key, not endless barages. He began to dodge Taggarts attacks, and blast a fury of shots. Taggart was still far too fast, but he was not untouched. Caleb screamed as Flynn tore Caleb's arm open. He ignored it, and fired another shot. It tore through Taggarts eye, and into his decaying brain. He screached, and fell to the floor. Caleb took advantage of this moment by reloading. Exactly what Flynn expected. He summer-saulted into the air, and dove for Caleb. Caleb finished his first gun, and fired. Tagart dodged, and released a ball of flame. It exploded against Calebs chest, sending him flying into the wall "Fuck!". Taggart grinned, untill he heard a soft click. Caleb leaped up with his fully loaded duel Magnums, and blew the shit out of Taggart. Suddenly, another wave of flame flew across the hallway. The two warriors watched in terror, as the wall blew open into the vacuum of space. To be continued!

Note: Well, scince Flynn Taggart is now a Demon, I've decided to make Caleb from Blood II the main character. I think Caleb kicks ass in every way, so I've wanted to use him for a while. Read on. X Part II As the doomed orbital space station drifted amlessly through the darkness, a small rusted shuttle was drifting towards it, among the asteroids of a doomed planet. The shuttle found the only operational dock on the station, and connected with it. As the hallway unfolded, streams of artificial air flowed into it. The hallway connected to the ship's door with a loud Thunk. The door slided open, and a man walked in. His tattered brown trench coat slid along the right wall as he walked through the corridor. His red eyes gleamed under the shadow of his western-style hat, tattered and messy like the coat. This figure, known to most as Caleb, parted from the docking bay, and took a good whiff of the rotting flesh and warm blood. He sighed in a grim happyness. For a moment, all was silent. Then, another walked into the hallway. He had a black cloak, the hood covering all but his eyes. The eyes. Gleaming ruby red, just like Calebs. But Calebs eyes expressed an evil that was faded and withered, with a slight tint of goodness deep within them. This individual was a fresh, ripe outburst of pure evil. Like a new and powerfull demon. He (For the moment) remained with a human like appearance. But it was easy to tell he was undead--or worse. His skin was so pale it was practically white, and his face and hands had cuts and scars all over them, with no blood. His hair was brown , and all messy and ungroomed. "Another dark one. You must be with a direct allegiance to satan, with that kind of power." Caleb hissed. He looked straight into Caleb's eyes for the first time. "I used to be one of the few with the skill to stop him. But I failed. After I thought I'd won, I became lazy. An eighth gate was open, and I fell in the first wave. My end was swift, but un-imaginably painfull." He smiled evilly. Suddenly, Both Caleb and the indavidual glanced towards the right end of the hall, where a raging flame swept the whole area. The cloaked stranger took advantage of this, pulled out a standard Glok, and fired. See you guys soon with Part 3.

Hello? WTF? Did you buy the box with the fully descriptive manual, or whas the CD thrown at you by an angry bitch-whore at the bar? BOTH storys are really cool and detailed. Duh.

I thought it would be better than 'Doomguy'.Well, you guys decide, but he should name him SOMETHING other than Doomguy. A real name, perhaps?

Note: This is a continuation of the Final Doom: Evilution story. If you've played FDE to the end, you'll understand it better. X The bodys littered the floor. Human bodys. Blood layered the walls and floors like a new coat of paint. And as the flesh rotted, demons romed through the corridors. A large red beast reached inside a body, and removed a blue soul sphere from it. The body rose to it's feet. It cocked it's shotgun, and limped away. The demon noticed a blue creature enter the hallway. He immediatly kneeled before the blue demon's feet. The blue being took the soul sphere, gazed at it, and smirked."I see your'e doing your job." The kneeled demon looked up, and nodded. "All is ready." The blue creature began to walk away. "Oh, what was your name again?" The blue creature looked back. "Call me Taggart." Yeah, Yeah, I know it's short. But it's a start, right?

Suddenly DoomZero comes With A BFG And Kills everybody

Suddenly, DoomZero makes a stupid remark and is crushed by an Elephant. (This post was not intended to make any sense what so ever)

Oookay...nothing.com]YAWN

Oh. Well then Zaldron, I don't want to act stupid, so can you put 'Random Insanity' for my subtext? Please?