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I'm eating fudge for breakfast. Nice fudge.
There are a whole slew of Doom terms I could possibly use as euphamisms for pretty much anything I like. I will do so in everyday concersation and annoy the fuck out of friends.- Show previous comments 11 more
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Greetings you Fighters for Doom Mega 2000 AD GAME (release date 35684352111111114444444444444444444444 ND) OK>
Big Hi 2 "operator" and "web OdMINs" In spite of difficults i'm writting this ball letter:) At first Doom not a game is a porno like Duke beta 0.00000000000002, isn't it. Is mine opinean.(Free Speech) At second, stop remove my ball letters.
Doomers are ball shit snakes.
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Everything in your life has led up to The Moment.
And when your eyes close, and you struggle for that one last breath of something that thus far you had taken for granted,
It all condenses into that one point,
The center of you existence.
And you knew all along. -
So yeah. I'm working now on three projects all at once. One's for Doom.
There's Shooting Game(tm), which is a whole bunch of ripped MegaDrive graphics and some cheesy midi music I composed wrapped around a click-and-play produced (Hey, I'm no überleet coder. Complaints go to my secretary in the go fuck yourself department) horizontal shmup with nice and neat play mechanics. There's a neat scoring system I'm implementing that is so simple, I'm suprised it's not been thought up before, but fuck it -- what the smeg does anyone in gamedev even know about good balance? It's one level finished, and I just need to find about six more sets of graphics to steal unashamedly, and then I'm go. I need a title, though, hahahah.
Project number two is a bachelor known as the college Summer Project. I need to collate a sketchbook of images of what is supposed to be "The Future". Cool, it means I get to read through my 2000AD stash again, get horny over more Giger and grab screens from oldschool shmups -- all of which are fun -- and pass it off as work. Yes.
And behind door number three, is a project I simply must finish this time, because it has the coolest name ever; a Doom2 levelset (No specified amount. I'll do them until I stop :P) called JerkWad. Neat. The only details I have at the moment are that I'm an egotistical fuckwit who believes he'd make a good 3D Zelda were he in Miyamoto-kun's position. Yep, I'm under pretentious delusions of grandeur and think I'm a games design genius. So, I'm putting together some Doom2 levels to test some of my theories. It should be a lot of fun, both making and the finished article, replete with lengthy thesis. Expect it in 2112 or something :P
Now I kick back and wait for a friend to arrive in this library. Bye. -
Don't be fooled, I'm Jayextee under a different name, just saying "Hi" again. Fresh start, I made a new LiveJournal and MSN account since I decided too much of my personal business was being aired through my very many contacts.
Well, whichever, I've been Jayextee for ten years now. I celebrate this by killing the fucker, hahahah!
I'll probably be posting a bit over the summer, as I'm trying to get into editing again (I've tried several times, I make one room and then just put Gens on instead and play Sonic, heh) and I've not got college sapping all my time -- not least until September, where I meet the new people in a more substantial way than the little introduction session we had. There was this girl, Leanne, who looked at me like I was fresh meat, hahahahah!
It's going to be a fun year -- she's cute.
Uhm, yeah, back on track here... I'll probably be bothering you here and there with gameplay theory if I'm not making maps to put my theories to work, hahahah.
Now, I fly off to the Great Outdoors or something. The sun's out.- Show previous comments 1 more
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Darkman 4 said:
Wow your new name is godawful and sounds like something a horny AOL kiddie would've thought up.
Fucker.
Recommended reading: Webster's Dictionary, section: irony.
The choice was one borne more out of a heeeeyuge LiveJournal rant that led to a persona I adopt regularly in real life to take the piss out of guys whose behaviour is solely dictated by their hormones. Oddly enough, I can actually attract women with the JerkBoy persona, although not the kind I want, hahahahah. Sluts.
Grazza said:So is your next release going to be called Jerkwad?
It is now! I love you, hahahahah!